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 A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)

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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:07 pm

Six raised an eyebrow as the ASPLODIAN violently shook the ship like an unwanted baby. He stared down at his chest, a large sploch of spilled CIGARETTES staining his t-shirt-looking skin. In a fit of rage, he chugs down the rest of his glass politely before whipping out his POINTING FINGER on his foot and casting CRABS at the BASTARD PIRATES.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:08 pm

Several Pirates fall to the ravaging assault of Six's CRABS!

Five remain!

BATTLE ON!
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:13 pm

Six pulls away a flap of skin on his chest, revealing a triangular cavity. From this hole, a rectangular box of bacon darts out and latches onto the anuses of the BASTARD PIRATES, lapping up all of their sweet, sweet, anus-juices.

Philippe has been unleashed.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:14 pm

Poni stands in the shower, the water falling on her a bit cold, but she doesn't really care. She finally at least feels ...relatively clean again. Hopping (ohoho) out of the shower, she dries off and, (refusing to put on the filthy clothing back on), she decides to improvise, using towels as temporary clothing. At this point the ship starts rocking violently, loud noises coming from down the hall.

She decides not to check it out in her..vulnerable attire, for the time being.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:14 pm

Zanderp decides that the best way to go about this is to cast SMOULDERING SEDUCTION on the Bastard Pirates, in order to seduce them and sell himself for them to go on their merry way.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:14 pm

RUH ROH!


THE FABULOUS, AND SCRUMPTIOUS (no homo) RENLY BARATHEON HAS JOINED THE FIGHT!

HE PROCEEDS TO BEAT DOWN CHUCK NORRIS, IN REPRISAL FOR CRIMES AGAINST HOMOSEXUALNESS.



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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:18 pm

The BASTARD Pirates fall one by one to Philippe's assault!
They are all very much dead.

Zanderp successfully casts SMOULDERING SEDUCTION on the dead BASTARD PIRATES!

IT'S SUPER DUPER EFFECTIVE!

WELL DONE ZANDERP, YOU DID REALLY WELL, CASTING THAT SPELL ON THOSE DEAD PIRATES. *Thumbs up!*

HUZZAH!
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:19 pm

Six recollects Philippe and leaves Zanderp alone with the DEAD BASTARD PIRATES so they can have their SPECIAL PRIVATE TIME.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:21 pm

Zanderp proceeds to steal everything from the dead pirates, including his clothing, and then proceeds to re-enter the ship. Looking back at his familiar, Chuck Norris was disgusted with his attempt to sell himself to pirates and leaves him.

That prick.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:23 pm

Everything now a lot quieter, Poni decides to venture down the hallway a bit, and calls out, "Hey, what just happened?"
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:33 pm

The brand new Manpon arises filled rage. A rage known across the seven spaces. The rage of Admiral Wolverine Lightingbolt. That douche-bag, nay, the ship will pay. Three words escape his rage filled mouth.

"SUPER KAWAII TYPHOON"

The most dangerous of dangers, the awesomest of awesomes had been released, and he had no idea what the spell actually did.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:34 pm

Anicus appears from the helm of the ship. He wonders what the fuck happened, but the sight of Poni half naked pretty much alerts him to everything that happened.

He goes over to the Admiral, now fused with his familiar and proceeds to ride him around the ship.

As The Admiral takes him to the bodies of the dead BASTARD PIRATES he searches them and finds a pubic hair... FROM THE VAGINA THAT ATE HIS HOME PLANET.

The Bastard pirate crew is going to help him find this snatch...
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:41 pm

As a result of Lightning bolt casting SUPER KAWAII TYPHOON, and Anicus becoming familiar Cool


with The Admiral's anus.



Oh hang on....
I guess you could say, the REAR Admiral's anus Cool




Anyway, anyway....

as a result of those two factors combining, the SPACE SHIP THING ASPLODES, because:

"The Super Kawaii Typhoon plays Caramelldansen as a wave of weeaboos and kawaii anime girls scream "BISHIE!" and rush you, and the vast amount of them start circling around you and form a Typhoon that molests everything in cute and makes everything want to kill itself." -cheers for that Zander.

So yeah...

Ship exploded...

Act quickly...
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:46 pm

The Admiral uses his vast knowledge of spacey things to immitate the call of the space pickle. Naturally of course this bullshit. Space Pickle's are dead, a Space Gurkin instead comes to the Admiral's aid.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:50 pm

The ship, overwhelmed by the sheer kawaiiness, suddenly explodes, leaving all of the passengers and their things floating around in that general area. They would all die if they didn't do something, and do something fast.

Poni naturally did the only thing she could think to do in that short moment, and motioned for everyone to get into her (now apparent) pouch...
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:53 pm

Anicus flies of into space and latches on to the string hanging out from The Admiral's Asshole.

"Ahhhh, the feeling of my familiar stead is quite refreshing." muttered Anicus.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:08 pm

Achievements unlocked!


Anicus- "Adult needed"-successfully molest more than one of your team mates.

Poni- "Lol I am car!" Provide transport for your team mates.

JonURGathan- "I'll be in my bunk" Sleep through some really quite epic shit.

Admiral Lightningbolt- "Whore'd" Get molested three or more times.

Six- "Porking" Use a pork related weapon to eliminate your foes.


Play will resume tomorrow afternoon (in England) don't post till then, unless it's to react to Joie's pouch transportation, or if your name is Kyle.


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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:39 am

You all DIE, because none of you made any effort to stop SUFFOCATING in SPACE.



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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:48 am

Zanderp woke up to the sight of the field. The last thing he remembered, he was in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. Could he have died? Is Heaven just field of pink substance? He carefully examines the PINK CHEESE-GRASS and decides to eat some.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:03 pm

The PINK CHEESE-GRASS is very, very DELICIOUS.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:12 pm

The Admiral crashes into the field, his space gurkin chum now nothing more than another dead space pickle. Naturally he did the first thing that come into his mind and urinated indriscriminately on everything and everyone in the area.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:43 pm

LEVEL UP!

THE ADMIRAL IS NOW A DISGUSTING CREATURE!

EVERYONE IS NOW THE ADMIRAL'S TERRITORY!
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:48 pm

Poni wakes with a start, again in a place she has never been, seen, or even heard of. AGAIN. IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

A quick glance around her reveals most of the others lying nearby, the smouldering male in the skirt sitting and blankly munching on the strange pink cheese-grass.

The admiral is up walking around and...wait...is he really.......

She then notices she is covered in something...warm. And wet.
And that is when she screams.
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:41 pm

A tall and spindly man emerges from a clump of PINK CHEESE GRASS.

It's really quite fun, he just rises up out of....

Nevermind.

He is dressed in the garb of a butler, or valet, and is carrying a cluster of FLUFFY WHITE towels. He looks different to all of our HEROES, but has a consistent 10+ HANDSOMENESS skill.

"Greetings," he says, in a CUT GLASS accent, "My name is NIPPLE, the butler."
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PostSubject: Re: A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)   Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:57 pm

Zanderp takes one of NIPPLE's FLUFFY WHITE towels, and admires his HANDSOMENESS. The Derp was tempted to use his Smoulder again, but now is not the time for such shenanigans. "Where are we, NIPPLE?" He asked whilst cleaning himself off.
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