Staff Changes

*salutes* I promise to do my best to keep this forum clean and awesome!

*bestie five*

*bestie fives Life back* Yay :3

Yay for Detective! You certainly deserve the spot as a mod and I'm glad that you are now one of us. And I baked you a cake. A blue cake. Like your new colors. : D

Why thank you, ma'am. But I was informed that the cake was a lie. D:

First of all, four cheers for Detective!

No, not three... three cheers is for normal people. Detective gets FOUR cheers. any further questions? No? Good.

So, here is an official list of who is staff. anyone not on this list is not staff, and also won't be anytime soon. We know what the next round of promotions will look like way in advance and we also know there won't be any need for more staffing anytime soon.

Admins
The Doctor
Life
Satyrcynic

Moderators
Judge Claude Frollo
LisaEvermore
Detective
Bilo

All in all, an excellent staff! Great work everyone!

Yay, Detective! I'm glad you've been able to join us.

I have this powerful irresistable urge to create quirky job titles for everyone....

Satyrcynic wrote:

I have this powerful irresistable urge to create quirky job titles for everyone....

I call "The Disciplinarian."

Detective wrote:

Why thank you, ma'am. But I was informed that the cake was a lie. D:

I am a baker by trade, so the cake is never a lie when I am around.

Satyrcynic wrote:

I have this powerful irresistable urge to create quirky job titles for everyone....

DO IT.

I feel as if the Mod list is lacking manly power...

I apologize for this.

Recent events have brought to my attention that I simply cannot devote this much time to my hobby. My grades are slipping, and I need to focus on what's most important.

Please find another to take my place. I will still be around, but posting very infrequently.

Pfffft, school is for squares. You don't need no education!

But seriously, sadface. Hope things get easier for ya.

It'll be a shame not to see you around as much, but I can understand where you're coming from.
Hope you're not gone long.

Thanks, guys. I do love this forum and it makes me sad to not be as active as I'd like.

Sorry Detectine, hope you can get through it. =]

You show school who's boss. If you have to, dropkick that sucka 'til it agrees that you're right.

dusting this old thing off, wow.

Well, recent events have taken place, and we have to let one of our staff go. Satyrcynic may come on and explain himself, however, I'll give you the basic rundown.

Satyrcynic can no longer hold his position as mod. He did nothing wrong, I assure you. However, as it stands, he can no longer keep his position. So, we looked for someone who could take his place, and I think we've found a worthy candidate. I'm sure it will come as no surprise to you all.

I present, the newest addition to the Staff Collective Family:


MORIARTY!

*Emerges from the shadows with an alarmingly gaunt face.*

Welcome to the staff, Moriarty. Keep bobbing the spools of thread on the machines, make sure the rugs come out unknotted with no tangles, and for the love of god, watch your fingers near those spinning gears. You DON'T want to know what they do to the staff members who don't watch their fingers near the machines. *Glances at the underside of Life's couch with urgency.*

*Slinks back into the sweatshop staff chat.*

The British invasion has begun. Man your submissive positions.

Ohgodpleasehelpmethethingstheymadethethingstheymademedomybloodtheytookmybloodohgodthosepeopleallthosepeople.

I am, of course, overjoyed to have received such a great honour, and I would like to thank the board the committee the collective the cabal our overlords Popo the powers that be for their decision and trust.

I shall endeavour to do my damnedest to validate my appointment.

Go you! Now we Brits have a man on the inside!

I like how most of the staff are in Operador. I feel special.

Congrats Moriarty 8D

It's because we're just the best kind of people.