Worst Slenderblog you have ever read?

What is the worst Slenderblog you have ever read?

Well this thread has "flamewar" and "potential butthurt" written all over it.

DaLadybugMan wrote:

Well this thread has "flamewar" and "potential butthurt" written all over it.

Just a tiny bit.

Mine (not pictured). Flamewar averted (by truth!)

http://abductedflowerscache.blogspot.com/

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Mr. Jeebles wrote:

www.slenderbloggins.net

...Toucheeeeeeeeee....

Bluelight.

I'm biased, definitely.

Man, that whitelight's blog is so lame. He's just doing stupid jokes and then giving everyone mean nicknames. Why doesn't he just tell everybody who he is? And then we can all make fun of him...I mean, then we can all have an intelligent discussion.

My own blog is pretty terrible for the Slenderverse. Mostly because it starts off by trying to define and kill Slendy, but then I start creating a religion? And then try to bring back revenants as defined by the magic I talked about?

Yeah, that didn't go well.

Definitely my own Department Y blog. I've been compared, unfavourably, to Periwinkle.

Apparently it's the awful puns.

I'm surprised noone mentioned H(a)unting

I think that the vast majority of people are a little bit self-deprecating, so most of our "least favorite Slenderblogs" are going to be our own work. Other than that, it's all going to be even more subjective. I'm sure that there some people who like/dislike just about anything.

It's a tie between Bluelight, Whitelight and H(a)unting, for trying to bring back the core theory, Trolling and being a Mary Sue Blog respectively.

WHERE MY EYES REMAIN

No. Self-deprecating aside, I dunno. I've read a grand total of two slenderblogs in my life: Just Another Fool and Take the Myth, and they were both surprisingly better than.. well, a lot of Fearblogs.

I tried to read The Tutorial and I couldn't read more than four posts without wanting to shoot myself due to the typos and long posts with just.. boring stuff in them, so I guess that'll be my least-favourite. I should probably try to read it again someday. But god, I am so sick of every blog talking to the Runners rather than talking to the readers. IT IS BAD WRITING TO JUST ASSUME YOUR READERS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MORE REALISTIC, partly because it's not. Have you ever kept a blog before? I've kept several personal blogs, and in every one of them, I felt the need to define everything I was talking about and to describe them in simple terms. Just in case, y'know, anyone read it. Of course, you can write with the assumption people know what you're talking about, but you seriously have to know what you're doing.

But I digress. I didn't mean to end up posting a rant here. xD

..okay also stop calling it Slenderman please that name is just laughable. JACK SLENDERMAN, THE COP WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES. It is the slender man because that is its description, not its name.

It's things like that that make it so hard for me to finish reading blogs.

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It's a tie between Bluelight, Whitelight and H(a)unting, for trying to
bring back the core theory, Trolling and being a Mary Sue Blog
respectively.

...you do realize that Whitelight was a parody blog, right? I mean, he had conversations with his rivals Orangelight, Plaidlight, and, of course, Periwinklelight. Nothing about the blog was supposed to be serious.

The worst blogs?
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I can honestly say that I have not read a single Slender Blog. I just....I feel Slendy is like one of those things that HAS to be on film for the full effect to sink in. It's like a person blogging about her experiences with a dangerous serial killer in her neighborhood...it's just one of those things thats better on tape.

Nuff said...

ProHero wrote:

Nuff said...

Except the bit where you haven't said a single thing.

Cougar Draven wrote:

ProHero wrote:

Nuff said...

Except the bit where you haven't said a single thing.

Lol, I made a thread with the same name and a mod merged it...

ProHero wrote:

Lol, I made a thread with the same name and a mod merged it...

Because as per forum rules you should always check for a thread relevant to what you're considering posting, instead of making a spammy new one. And if a thread you wish to post in is past the necro limit, simply ask a staff member such as myself for permission to revive it. It's really no bother for people to check with us first!

In any case, I'm sure you'll find that this thread answers your initial question, ProHero.

Worst SlenderVlog? Church Of Gable. This fact is inarguable.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ChurchofGable

As for blogs, I'm sure there are numerous here who's authors live and breath on this forum, so I'd rather remain neutral on this topic.

*puts down sniper rifle* Oh, sure. Be rational. That's fair.