The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but it's only the world that you created in your own mind.

I wish the rain hadn't been so awful yesterday.

Granted, but now it's bad this next day

I wish that I could create an insanity that takes over the mind and spread it to all people and animals.

Granted, but nobody believes that they are insane because they believe that the insanity virus could only be spread via animal to animal, thus nulifying the entire point of turning everybody insane in the first place.

I wish for wallpaper.

Granted,but it rots away very quick.

I wish that Amnesia:A Machine for pigs would come out already.

Granted, but not where you live.

I wish for some flowers.

Granted, they're toxic.

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Granted, it is porn

I wish for some cheese for my sandwich....

Granted, it's 300 years old.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted, but it's melted by the time you get it.

I wish I had swag.

Granted, but swag becomes illegal in most countries.

I wish I had good programming skills.

Granted, but you apply your knowledge to making hentai flash games.

I wish I had the time to post here more often.

Granted, but then everyone else doesn't post.

I wish that people would check out my new stop motion video I just made! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdDuWE5hwx0

Granted, but then they like it so much that they kidnap you to find out how you made it.

i wish for a wish.

Granted, but of course it's corrupted.

"I wish for peace and fucking quiet."

Granted, but it only occurs because we lose everyone you know and love

I wish that I had a bagel

Granted, but it's wheat bread....

I wanna be a pie!!

Granted, you are a cow pie.

I wish to walk 1,000 miles.

Granted, you walk for a thousand miles before finally stumbling into an acid vat.

I wish someone would play my text adventure with me.

Granted, but then the world explodes.

I wish for more funnel cake.

Granted, it is eaten by ANTS FROM SPACE

I wish to be understood

Granted, but only by those same space ants.
I wish for a pet space ant.

Granted but they are eaten by SPACE ANTS that are bigger in size....

I wish we would get off this space ants topic now .__.

Granted, but the space dragons show up.

I wish to go to sleep.

Granted, but you end up dreaming about a fat old lady naked.

I wish I was been known by a lot of people!

Granted. But they're all pedophiles.

I wish for endless happiness.