What the hell is this guys problem?

Subject: What the hell is this guys problem? Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:37 pm

Don't really know if this belongs in flamewars or not. If this belongs somewhere else could some one move it to the proper subforum?

Ok, so today I was looking over some youtube comments on my channel, just seeing what people were saying about my videos

Needles to say, some were funny and friendly, some of them had good critisism, and some of them didn't make much sense but didn't seem to rude or anything.

And then I found these, I have no idea what this commenter is trying to say, but it doesn't appear to be very friendly. (Also, warning these have some rude language and horrible grammar):

(name removed because i don't want to cause them any more embarrassment.)

Comment #1:

Spoiler:: Dude i love ur vidos but do u voiwes ur on mother? IF soo ur a fukin fag bro u should go kill urslefr do sumtin otter den doin dis u suk. U DEFONITLLLLY VICE UR OWN MOM U BITCH U FAG U JUR FIKUN FAQ UR JUST LIK AN AMORE EEL U SHOULD KILL URSELF .

Comment #2:

Spoiler:: MAN WYD U FAK A SICEISUDIICECIDE U SHOULD DI F REAL AND I KNOW SLENGGTEG MAN AN I HATE YOU I DISLIKE VIDEO AN I HATE YOU MOTHER FUCKUOOIUUBHGDRY HG YYN BITCH

Comment #3:

Spoiler:: But eihyer than dat i like ur vieso mayn.

Comment #4:

Spoiler:: but stil uncirbe u bitch u just a bich an fuk you

Needless to say, I found these very funny and decided to humor them by replying:

Spoiler:: Excuse me? I couldn't make any of that out. If you have any critisism, then fine, citisism is good and my videos can always get better, but that's not the way to make you point, that was rude, and quite frankly, unintelligible.

Have a nice day.

And so anyway, almost 30 seconds after i posted my reply, the commenter sent me a private message (Have I mentioned that this person is subscribed to me? For some reason, it just makes this guys tirade even stranger.) and the message they sen was this:

(why) :

Spoiler:: why u alwas mak th vidos thn uplo soooo mny ad ten u tll thm tht thy wth n sit ma WHY U MOTHRFUKIN BITCH MOTHER FUCK BITCH N SWH ALL DAY U MAKE BAD VICES N SHIT

BUT i stil lik u videos.

And then I blocked them. So yeah, I have absolutly no idea what they were trying to tell me, and I can barely make out a single word they wrote.

So, do you guys think that this was a troll or were they being serious, because I honestly can't tell.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:04 pm

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I don't even know what just happened.

Holy mother of wat.

I honestly think he's just a troll trying to be funny in a twisted way.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:14 pm

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:32 pm

sethlapod555 wrote:: I honestly think he's just a troll trying to be funny in a twisted way.

Yeah I'm leaning towards that being the case.

But I did get a good laugh at "AMORE EEL", and "I HATE YOU I DISLIKE VIDEO AN I HATE YOU" so I guess they accomplished what they set out to do.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:51 pm

I'm sorry, I read all of those in a Tommy Wiseau voice. Is that bad? No? Okay.

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Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:28 pm

NearTheEnd wrote:: I'm sorry, I read all of those in a Tommy Wiseau voice. Is that bad? No? Okay.

why did i not think of that omg

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:59 pm

NearTheEnd wrote:: I'm sorry, I read all of those in a Tommy Wiseau voice. Is that bad? No? Okay.

After watching that clip, I can actually visualize Tommy Wiseau reading the comments.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:31 pm

Next podcast, we need to do these with Mr. Wiseau impressions once more...

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:26 pm

How Bipolar.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:18 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnp3AgXP0dU

Fight stupid with stupid

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:30 am

Lumine wrote:: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnp3AgXP0dU

Fight stupid with stupid

Thats actually a pretty good song the lyrics are a bit, but apart from that it sounds pretty good.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:57 am

AlkerStay wrote:

Lumine wrote:: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnp3AgXP0dU

Fight stupid with stupid

Thats actually a pretty good song the lyrics are a bit, but apart from that it sounds pretty good.

Spoiler:: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You're supposed to respond to dumb things with this.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:44 pm

THE SEALS COPYPASTA!

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:51 pm

UPDATE: Appearently the troll came back under a different name (I could tell because of the bi-polar-ness and horrible grammar of the typing.) and sent me a PM asking to be unblocked.

Well, I really should not say "Ask", because it was more like gibberish and vague threats. any way, this is what the PM consisted of:

(Plesa):

Spoiler:: UBLOK ME U BITCH UR VIEOS R GOD MAYN

BUT U SUJKJ U BITH BITCH BITCHY AS MOTHFUCKER.

I facepalmed and blocked them again.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:21 pm

awkwardraptor wrote:

UPDATE: Appearently the troll came back under a different name (I could tell because of the bi-polar-ness and horrible grammar of the typing.) and sent me a PM asking to be unblocked.

Well, I really should not say "Ask", because it was more like gibberish and vague threats. any way, this is what the PM consisted of:

(Plesa):

Spoiler:: UBLOK ME U BITCH UR VIEOS R GOD MAYN

BUT U SUJKJ U BITH BITCH BITCHY AS MOTHFUCKER.

I facepalmed and blocked them again.

You're doing something right if he's responding like that.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:15 pm

That guy needs to go to school. His spelling and grammar makes my inner Grammar Nazi weep.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:28 pm

Oh wait, is this a breach of the forum's anti-necro rules? If so, I won't mind if somebody deletes this and the above post. Sorry if there's any inconvenience.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:51 am

This is now about bread porn

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:07 am

Cybermat47 wrote:: Oh wait, is this a breach of the forum's anti-necro rules? If so, I won't mind if somebody deletes this and the above post. Sorry if there's any inconvenience.

It's not, actually. Very Happy

Lumine wrote:: This is now about bread porn

Mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:40 pm

That guy is trolling hard man. Don't even respond to his asking to not be blocked. Just forget about him and he'll stop bugging you.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:31 pm

I'd be careful if I was you. This guy sounds like a government agent.

Subject: Re: What the hell is this guys problem? Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:40 pm

I like how he just rages its fucking hilarious.

Raptor I can now be creepy and say I am watching you.