F yeah! Zeke Strahm facts

so, a while ago, some of the Slenderverse creators and I got together and got on the topic of Zeke and how awesome we think he is and that was the birth of the Fuck Yeah Zeke Strahm facts...

Here's the list so far

I'll add any facts that you have and add either your first real name or your username :3

The Slender Man went after Zeke Strahm as a child. He's only now trying again because it took him this long to build up the courage. -Andy

The Manhattan Project was just a cover up for the real project... Zeke Strahm.
-Jeebles

Zeke, Chuck, and Kamina all where chased by Slender Man, only Zeke survived.
-Jeebles

Slender Man only has tentacles because of what Zeke Strahm did to him earlier...
-Jeebles

- all Slenderblogs and vlogs will end on the same day with an entry in which Zeke Strahm punches the Slender Man through a door. Even if you weren't planning on ending your blog/vlog that way, in fact even if your blog's been finished for two years, that's how it'll end. You don't disagree with Zeke Strahm

- when Zeke Strahm enters the house from House Of Leaves, it knows damn well to stay the same shape until he leaves again

Zeke Strahm punched Slenderman in the face- and broke his nose.-Quofomo

Slender Man used to be quite fat and rosy-cheeked, but he's not been the same since his run-in with Zeke Strahm

BEN refuses to read Seeking Truth. He believes that, if he does, Zeke Strahm will possess him and every device he has infected. - Bard

Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard, it wanted to end up on a real badass.

Then Zeke shaved it off.

I love you all, I really do <3

all have been added, thanks These all made me laugh XD; because mom totally didn't look at me oddly

Every night, Slenderman checks his closet and under his bed to make sure Zeke Strahm isn't hiding there.

Why, thank you, Zander. <3

Zeke Strahm is the reason the Slender Man always hinds in the background instead of being out in the open. He wants to make sure Zeke isn't there before he does anything.

Zeke Strahm once punched a wall. The crack that resulted split time and space, and it took the Doctor a whole season and a recreation of the Big Bang to fix it.

(Sorry I'm not creative enough to come up with my own. ^___^;; )

When Zeke Strahm jumps, gravity pulls a muscle. -Paradox intent

Zeke Strahm once won a NASCAR race with a Hot Wheels toy car. -Paradox intent

When Harry Potter died in Deathly Hallows, Zeke Strahm's soul seized control of his body and killed Voldemort. He then went after Slenderman. -Paradox intent

The Slender Man owes Zeke Strahm twenny dollaz. -Andy