So You Want To Make A Slender Series

AKA The 101 rules of Slender Blogging (Vlogging)

This list was complied from a loving place, guys! Bounced around on the creator chat, I mean. Most of the jibing is jolly and no harm is meant to anyone.


1) Time To Leave
2) Methods of Transportation
3) Keep on Moving
4) Eating Cheap
5) Alcohol as Medication to Avoid the Crippling Depression that will Constantly Malign You.
6) Don't trust anybody, especially not the green fairy you see after taking your prescribed amount of alcohol.
7) Everyone Is A Douche But Nobody Deserves To Die.
8) Unless they try to kill you, then the gloves are off.
9) Fuck, People Keep Dying.
10) How To Detach Yourself from Any Sense of Humanity.
11) How to survive on local wild life using your own body
11a) How to survive on local wild life using your own beard
12) Ignoring Advice; a step-by-step how to guide.
13) Forcibly involve as many other runners in your escape as possible
13a) Helping Others; Why You Shouldn't.
14) My name is legion: living with an inevitable split personality
15) There is Blood Running Down The Stairs and Other Tales Of Terror and Hallucinations
16) So you think you have a Slender Power?
17) Exposing People who are Lying About Being Stalked for Fun and Profit.
18) BRB Baseball Bat
19) Gaining profit for exposing people who are lying about being stalked.
20) How to be taken seriously - Be an asshole
21) Foreign Languages and Binary; There Are Translators Online, dumbass.
22) Code doesn't help anyone, dumbass.
23) Everything needs morse code, no exceptions
24) Why you will never be Zeke Strahm.
25) Why You Should Not Try To Be Zeke Strahm
26) Why Zeke Strahm Would Kick Your Skinny Arse.
27) Why Zeke Strahm is, and always will be, BETTER THAN YOU
28) Why cannibalizing Eldritch abominations is a good idea
29) Core Theory, and Other Faerie Tales.
30) If you don't know how to use Google, how the hell did you get a blog?
31) TACKLE FUCKING EVERYTHING
32) TribeTwelve - The Reason You Should Always Scream Out "FUCK!"
33) Naming Your Blog: Latin References, Literary References, Pretentiousness
34) How To Properly Stab A Bush
35) Film fucking everything
36) Writing Down Your Death Throes; "Arrrrrrrrgh im being stabbed"
37) How to check your videos for distortions
38) Split personalities Don't work if you are under 18
39) Redlight: Man, Myth, or Network?
40) If you don't see something, but ALL of your watchers do, it probably exists.
41) Eat the flesh, ???, Superpowers!
43) Make a list of the whole slenderverse and get them to meet in a chat room
42) You Cant Control Slenderman!
43) Random = Mysterious
44) If you see an abandoned building and have a terrible feeling about it, then by all means, EXPLORE IT!
45) Is it a Slender blog? I dunno is Chase following it? (THE CARDINAL RULE)
46) If You Are Asked to Meet with A Proxy, Do it!
47) Is it a Slender Vlog? I don't know. Is Dr. Cairo making a compilation of it?
48) IRL rachel is a bitch
49) It's not Slenderverse until Frap rips it off
49) How to Get Attention; Don't post your own blog in a forum
50) How To Troll Your Own Blog/Vlog
51) If you think your acting is good, it isn't
52) If you think your acting sucks, it does.
52b) your acting sucks
53) If you think your blog sucks, it doesn't
54) Spell Check; It's Not Just For Teachers
55) If you think your blog is OMGFUCKINGAMAZING, you're Joker
56) How to Ask Permission to Borrow From Another Blog/Vlog
57) Joker has huge nipples
58) How To Do Crossovers Without Them Being Confusing As Fuck
59)If you have a beard of epicness, you automatically are amazing.
60) Unless you're Verd
61) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
62)How To Dodge The FBI, Proxies, and other people who you want to kill
63) Horror? In My Slenderblog? It's more common than you think.
64) Wait, Why Am I Not Where I was 10 Seconds Ago?
63) Omg guys, timeloss!
64) Memory Loss for Fun and Profit
66) The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time = Every PLace At Every Time
67) Despite no place being safe, it's perfectly fine to stay at home in your Vlog
68) How To Ignore For No Good Reason the Legions of People Telling You To Run Even If You Keep Getting Attacked So Your Story Can Continue The Way You Want It To
69) When All Else Fails, Blog About It
70) head tilt = you're fucked
71) The Art of CarmelDansen
72) Holy Shit! Masks!
73) Hitting Things With Maglights; How to Make it Work for You
74) PILLS EVERYWHERE
75) Always Carry 20 Dollaz On You
76) No Wifin'
76b) Unless You Are Maduin
77) If in doubt, he's right behind you.
78) If you reveal anything on your blog/vlog that you are planning on doing, expect somebody to be there to ruin it.
79) Sthenderman ith commin, Ith Should go records thhat dour.
80) Slenderman has no origin or motive. Stop trying.
81) Anything is a weapon. ANYTHING.
82) "He's In my Childhood Drawings/He Was My Imaginary Friend" and other Jerry Springer Cliche Twists
83)If you are close to anybody, they will disappear, attack you, or be killed.
84) All women will be cockblocked by proxies or slenderman
85) "Help! My Friend is Proxied!" Kill it.
86) Women? What are those?
84b) Unless getting with said woman is required to advance the plot
85) lesbians
85a) Always Lesbians
85b) Always Hot Lesbians Who Kick Ass
86) Unless it's Celie
86a) thats just mean
86b) but true
86c) I agree, she should be able to get in on all this hot lesbian action.
87) hutchminds
87a) HIKERMINDS
88) Thage gets all the women. Enough said.
89) Chase gets everyone. Period.
90) TL;DR Ending Your Blogs Before People Get Bored.
Aka: Leave them Wanting More, not Leave Them Wanting Less.
91) Deciding to start another round of the blog or vlog if the people need it to live.
91a) Why That Blog will never live up to the first one
92b) Unless you are Zeke Strahm
93) Tom is a God
94) Revenants: Real or a Slendy Mind-fuck?
95) Kamen, stop trying to force the Zalgo
96) Canon; Do You Really Want it?
97) You're Not Cool Unless You Have a Gravelly Voice or Lose an Eye
98) All slenderverse creators are trolls
99) FUCK! Or How To Be Edgy.
100) If you run, expect to meet at least one other blogger.
101) The Woods: When to Actually Go In Them (Which should be NEVER)

I was there to witness this lists birth. And I must say.

It was GLORIOUS.

Uh, not sure if I even understand this entirely. The rules are Zombieland-style, but even then those made sense. Some of these, just... I dunno man.

Edit

Thank you Also, do I have a gravelly voice?

Also, I wholeheartedly agree with rule 69! To the Jestermobile!

Yeah, the list could, admittedly, use some improvement. I do like it, though.

And I believe that, yes, Maduin is the only character ever who is allowed to wife.

I lol'd.

EDIT: Awwwww...Chase isn't following miiiiiiiiine...

EDIT 2: YAY! He is!

Yeah, I think most of us were at least sleep deprived (or drunk [or both]) when this was written, so it got a little weird. I think some of these are inside jokes as well. I don't know.

I agree, it needs improvement, but I think it's pretty good for about 30 minutes of work.

edit

55, 57, and 95 hand me on the fucking ground. I love you guys.

I love that number 8 turned into a smiley.

*is scribbling down notes*

I love this. Winpoint'd. So hard. Also, lesbians? WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF THIS BEFORE?! D :

Did I read the word Lesbians? Please don't make the fat, Rosie O'Donell, bull dykes...I might gag.

Hey some bull-dykes can be fun. That said, I'd probably pass. They scare me in the bedroom... or back alley. I ain't that much of a freak. Hot wax and knives, maybe handcuffs and chains, sure but double ended, riveted-n-studded strap-ons... pass. >>;

For some reason I just love that 62 says 'people who you want to kill'. I'm thinking it's supposed to be 'who want to kill you' but this... I just find it hilarious and I'm not really sure why.

Also:
Obviously the reason for lesbians is because Slendy likes some hot girl on girl action, that's why he's cockblockin them.

I'm not sure I really want to post that, but....

eh.