A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)

Poni twitches.
Poni drops her pickaxe and twitches again.

SUDDEN SQUEE DISORDER has activated. She squeals in delight at the cuteness for about a minute straight.

Sean Bean lifts his old friend in his arms.

"THEY HAVE A CAVE TROLL." he says solemnly.

The Admiral looks forward. His familiar is now his legs. It is the greatest team in history.

"ONWARD BROTHER! TO SAVE A KANGAROO FROM A POCKET! GREAT VICTOLY IN GREAT BARFIGHTS! ONWARDS MY BROTHER!"

Sean Bean immediatly begins to run forwards.

Sean Bean runs over to ANICUS.

He inserts The Admiral into Anicus' neck hole.

"FRODO." says Sean Bean.

JAN the WAZARD files his multi-coloured nails and looks around for some PLOT.

Jon/Ylgul/Joe/Urg convulses once more and springs into action. From his pack he pulls out his shining metal cylindrical thing and a red diamond-shaped thing. He puts the red diamond thing in the metal cylindrical thing and BEHOLD

he now has a LIGHTSABER.

Anicus is suddenly able to see. It seems that when The Admiral was shoved into his neckhole, Anicus was able to use his WAAZAARD MAGYKS to speak and see through The Admiral.

Using The Admirals disturbing accent to speak was quite unnerving to Anicus at first, but he came over it.

"I AM PRYEX AND I FUCKING LOVE TO SHOVE LARGE SHIT UP MY ASSHOLE. MOST GENERALLY GARY BUSEY AND GARY BUSEY RELATED PRODUCTS."

Anicus snickers to himself in The Admiral's voice. It sounds like he's murdering chimps.

Anicus uses his new found speech prowess to confront JAAAN THE WAZZAAARD, but not before pissing on John's new found lightsaber.

It sizzles with a blinding rainbow light of glorious homosexuality that has been latent in John the Republican for ages.

Anicus now confronts JAAAN THE WAZZAAARD.

"What have ye WAZARD?!?!"

JAN the WAZARD UNFASTENS his ROBE, and walks over to EMBRACE Admiral Douchebag.

He HUGS him LUSTILY.

"I have been waiting for you for a long time. It is good to finally meet the chosen one."

TO BE CONTINUED.

PREVIOUSLY ON, A GAME OF THRONES OF BREASTS.

See above.

Jon/Ylgul/Joe/Urg fumes. He springs to his feet and pulls out his Mr. Jeebles trading card, which he then throws at Admiral Douchebag's head.

His head falls to the ground.

The card returns to Jon's hand.

The Admiral was not happy about his voice being used for such things, and also decided to speak.

" MY NAME IS JEEBLES AND I LOVE KYLE SO MUCH. I WANT TO HAVE HIS ADOPTED CHILDREN!"

The Admiral uses his new body and amaaazaaaaah skills to talk toward JAN THE WAZARD.

Anicus states, in a matter of fact voice, that, "The children would not be adopted for he is more than happy to prep Jon's urethra for bebby makin"

NIPPLE lifts Anicus' HEAD back onto his shoulders.

He fixes him with a STEELY gaze.

"How..." he begins, "is babby form?"


At the SAME MOMENT the card in John's hand begins to VIBRATE.

In a BURST OF GAY LIGHT, the card COMBUSTS.

BLUE EYES ULTIMATE CUM DUMPSTER HAS EMERGED.

BOSS FIGHT TIME.

Now that the Admiral has his head back. He kicks the urging thing in the nads. The force of combined dickery from his new and incredible fusion with the douchebag sends the creature straight into the cum dumpsters mouth.

Jon takes an aside to facepalm and laugh hysterically. HE THEN SPRINGS INTO ACTION.

He throws his remaining blue crystal at the Blue Eyes Ultimate Cum Dumpster, hoping something beneficial will happen.

Inside JAN's pocket, the Dragon is now rolling on it's back.

It makes a SNARFING noise, then looks up.

A thin BAND OF GAY LIGHT can be seen from outside the POCKET DIMENSION.
The Dragon lifts it's head, then looks at Poni, then back at the light.

THE BLUE EYES ULTIMATE CUM DUMPSTER GROWS BIGGER.

THEN IS USES ULTIMATE CUM DUMP.

THEN IT EATS JONURGATHON.

Anicus laughs in The Admiral's shit voice at Jon being covered in cum then devoured.

Jon punches at the dragon's insides, seeing as that's all he can do.

"Finally!"
Poni springs up onto the dragon's back, and it flies out through the narrow opening. Emerging back out into the world next to the FABULOUSNESS that is JAN THE WAZARD covered in rainbow glitter (seriously, where did that even come from) Poni sees the strangest thing.

The Admiral is now...inside of Anicus. And they seem to be fighting a large beast that can only be described as...???

Jonathwhatever his name is is nowhere to be seen, and she assumes the worst has befallen him.

THE BLUE EYES ULTIMATE CUM DUMPSTER's stomach rumbles, and it let's out an ACIDIC BELCH (that's an attack by the way).

It has probably just DIGESTED something.

It spies Poni's SMALLISH DRAGON, and BELLOWS.

As the great Admiral is no doubt incredibly ambiguously attractive he decides to stare down the BLUE EYES ULTIMATE CUM DUMPSTER. Surely it will fall in love with him. It is time for the festival of a thousand fucks.

The ACIDIC BELCH hits The Anal Admiral fully in the face.

Ouch.

You got Harvey Dent'd son.

Anicus witnesses Jon's death by the BLUE EYES ULTIMATE CUM DUMPSTER and stifles another laugh.

With his new found sight Anicus runs over to Gary Busey and uses his INFINATE CIRCLE OF JESUS DICK THIS IS FUCKING INSANE. This glorious move sadly comes at a catch. It takes 5 minutes to power up.

Anicus pulls The Admiral out of his neck and propels him onto the back of BLUE EYES ULTIMATE CUM DUMPSTER. Before he was thrown he makes sure The Admiral is aware that for 5 minutes he must distract this sticky beast.

Anicus now holds onto the INFINATE CIRCLE OF BUSEY as it charges and hopes for the best.

Anicus' plan was slightly stupid. The Admiral is 100% immobilised.

"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE SEAN BEAN! DISTRACT IT SINCE I'M AS USEFUL AS A DEAD POSSOM HERE! GAIN THE HEROIC DEATH YOU ALWAYS WANTED!"

The Admiral remians immoble on te ground, using his manly glare on the BLUE EYES ULTIME CUM DUMPSTER.

THE BLUE EYES ULTIMATE CUM DUMPSTER fires off a DELICIOUS crème pie at The Admiral, hitting him in MID AIR.

The Admiral falls HEAD FIRST into the GROUND, where he gets STUCK.

Meanwhile, the INFINITE CIRCLE OF BUSEY begins it's final POWER UP.

"WINTER IS FOR GONDOR." says Sean Bean.