The Corrupt a Wish Thread

This is one of my favorites. Pretty simple: Person A makes a wish. Person B grants the wish, but corrupts it and makes it bad or unexpected. Person B then makes a wish, and so on.

Example:

Quote :

Person A: I wish that Marble Hornets would update.

Quote :

Person B: Granted, but it's just 15 minutes of Jay driving, interspersed with shots of random hotels that he's been documenting.

I wish that the only Slender Let's Plays were the good quality ones.

I shall start! I wish that Jay would just let well enough alone and let poor Tim just freaking get on with his life.

Oh boy, this is a devious game.

River Song wrote:

I wish that Jay would just let well enough alone and let poor Tim just freaking get on with his life.

Granted, but Tim then slowly spirals back into a deep depression soon after Jay excommunicates him. He goes about his life day by day, alone. In the end, he decides to give up, and commits suicide. On his suicide note:

"From the start of it all, I needed someone with me to get through. All I wanted was a friend."

My turn! I wish that Parsec came out with a non-Slender Man related game.

sethlapod555 wrote:

My turn! I wish that Parsec came out with a non-Slender Man related game.

Granted, but the next one is a Fear Mythos game. It angers Cute so much that he sends you pictures of ugly kittens everyday for the rest if your life, even from beyond the grave.

(You'll have to add a wish, too, Etreo )

Etreo wrote:

sethlapod555 wrote:

My turn! I wish that Parsec came out with a non-Slender Man related game.

Granted, but the next one is a Fear Mythos game. It angers Cute so much that he sends you pictures of ugly kittens everyday for the rest if your life, even from beyond the grave.

Oh my god.

Oops, forgot. I wish that pop music was good.

Etreo wrote:

Oops, forgot. I wish that pop music was good.

Granted. All other genres of music suddenly turn sour.

I wish that the new Doctor Who episodes would FINALLY AIR

River Song wrote:

Etreo wrote:

Oops, forgot. I wish that pop music was good.

Granted. All other genres of music suddenly turn sour.

I wish that the new Doctor Who episodes would FINALLY AIR

Granted, but those are the last. Ever.

Dear Sethlapod,
This game sounds fun and I wish to corrupt your wishes. Please post a wish so I can edit this post and then crush your dreams!
Thanks!
-Near

Then I wish that there was a new continent on the Earth!

Granted, but its filled with idiots. Also, everyone tans so much, they're all orange. Oh and the duck face is considered attractive.

I wish they sold watermelon juice like they do orange or grape juice.

NearTheEnd wrote:

Granted, but its filled with idiots. Also, everyone tans so much, they're all orange. Oh and the duck face is considered attractive.

I wish they sold watermelon juice like they do orange or grape juice.

Sounds like death.

Granted, but they're only available on the other side of the world.

D:
But... T^T

Since there are no current wishes can I make a wish?

I wish for mad ninja skills

Granted, you are now playing Ninja Gaiden

I wish for a bottomless bowl of soup

Anateus wrote:

Granted, you are now playing Ninja Gaiden

I wish for a bottomless bowl of soup

Granted, but it's swamp rat soup.

You have to wish dammit!

I wish that Steven would wish when he posts.

Etreo wrote:

You have to wish dammit!

I wish that Steven would wish when he posts.

Granted, but he tells you to remember, too.

I wish that Gangnam Style wasn't such a catchy song.

Granted, but now that little kids have no annoying things to shout in the playground, they start swearing instead and the whole world blames you.

I wish my budgies would learn to talk.

Etreo wrote:

Granted, but now that little kids have no annoying things to shout in the playground, they start swearing instead and the whole world blames you.

I wish my budgies would learn to talk.

Granted. They now sing nothing but "Gangnam Style"

I wish I didn't have work later today.

River Song wrote:

Etreo wrote:

Granted, but now that little kids have no annoying things to shout in the playground, they start swearing instead and the whole world blames you.

I wish my budgies would learn to talk.

Granted. They now sing nothing but "Gangnam Style"

I wish I didn't have work later today.

Granted, but you have to work later tonight instead.

I wish I had fingers with spider hair on them so I can climb.

Granted, but you get long, rapunzel style hair on your toes.

I wish my dog wasn't so weird. She's rubbing her face on the sofa now. Who does that?

Etreo wrote:

Granted, but you get long, rapunzel style hair on your toes.

I wish my dog wasn't so weird. She's rubbing her face on the sofa now. Who does that?

Granted, but now your dog is now a statue so he can do nothing weird again ever.

I wish I had my own pet Rainbow Dash.

Granted, but she seems you uncool because you can't fly, and leaves you for Tank the Propellor Turtle.

I wish that I had the self discipline to go to sleep at the right time.