The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but you die.

I wish I had ideas for my OOG videos.

Granted, but they have all been thought of before.

I wish I had a better Slender Man costume.

Granted, but it actually turns you into Slenderman and you kill all your friends and family and everything you love because you have no control over your actions.

I wish I could go back in time and correct all the mistakes I've made in my life.

Granted. But your new life leads to one colossal mistake that results in millions of deaths and you being fired into the sun as punishment for your negligence.

I wish I had laser eyes.

Granted, but you permanently have them. You must live the rest of your life with your eyes closed or you may accidentally kill someone.

I wish Slenderman was my friend.

granted, but your best friend is now slenderman. Your screwed.

I wish that i could manipulate the universes quantum probabilities with my mind allowing me to do, literally, anything that i want.

Granted. Sadly you quickly become bored with your omni-power and erase yourself from the universe.

I wish people would stop obsessing about money so damn much.

Granted. But now they obsess over their bodies too much.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but you do not know how to control your new powers, and you accidentely destroy the whole world.

I wish I have a nightmare when I go to bed tonight.

Granted, but it's so horrifying you have a heartattack in your sleep.

I wish I didn't have to end my series.

Granted, but after a while you lose interest in it and start to lose viewers.

I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.

Granted, but something goes wrong with me granting your wish, so it never gets granted.

I wish Slender Series updated more frequently...

Granted, but insted of showcasing the series, they showcase all the different kinds of sausage in the world.

I wish for a cinnamon bun.

Granted, but you choke on it and die.

I wish I had an HD camera.

Granted, but you accidentally film Slendy aand... you know what happens

I wish I had a pet penguin

Granted, but it poops on your clothes.

I wish for the video game that I ordered from eBay to arrive soon.

Granted, but you receive it broken.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you hit a tree and fall to your death.

I wish I could get laid.

granted... AIDS

I wish I could film the season finale to my series already

Granted, but you delete it by accident.

I wish for a wish that I can keep forever.

Granted, but your wish becomes boring and you kill yourself because it becomes annoying.

I wish I was born in the 60s

Granted, but instead of being born in the 1960's like I assume you meant, you actually get born in the 60's of the first century (60-69 AD), and then the history of the world was completely re-written for the worse because you were not born when you were supposed to be born.

I wish that I could be on television.

Granted, except you're on the news--you became the most wanted man on earth.

I wish I invincible.

Granted, but you end up in prison and you are forever behind bars. Watch Twilight Zone, there's an episode featuring a man who wished for invincibility.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

Granted, now you have cancer.

I wish TAS1000 didn't break up.