The Corrupt a Wish Thread

sethlapod555 wrote:

spawn250 wrote:

Granted, you no longer feel hungry but anything you eat or drink makes you have intense diarrhea

I wish that I didn't have to do insanity for gym

Granted, but instead you actually go insane.

I wish that Peter Pan would come out in theaters again.

Granted, but it's directed by Tommy Wiseau

I wish the new Star Wars movies would keep the continuity of the Expanded Universe.

Granted, but the directing is shoddy and you can clearly see a cameraman in every shot.

I wish that the mobile version of this site worked properly.

Granted, but it only works on Windows Phones.

I wish spiders didn't exist.

Granted, but they have been replaced with enormous hyper-mosquitoes, which kill your entire family.

I wish I had come up with a long, rambly response to that wish like I did for Steven's.

Granted, but your responses get too long, which causes everyone that reads them to fall asleep

I wish i would get a free pizza right now.

Granted, but its Anchovies and Sock pizza. With extra mushrooms.

I wish I didn't feel like I was about to throw up.

Granted, but everyone else in your family feels like they're going to throw up, and they puke on you.

I wish chocolate wasn't fattening.

Granted, but the Nitrogen in the air has twice the effect on you because if a rare disease that only afflicts people who don't get fat from chocolate.

I wish that Twilight Sparkle doesn't become an Alicorn in Season 3.

Etreo wrote:

Granted, but the Nitrogen in the air has twice the effect on you because if a rare disease that only afflicts people who don't get fat from chocolate.

I wish that Twilight Sparkle doesn't become an Alicorn in Season 3.

Well, THAT was unexpected.

Also, Granted, but that's because My Little Pony is suddenly cancelled.

Oh, I wish Tiro would answer is frickin' phone. xP

sethlapod do u look like evan in real life

NearTheEnd wrote:

Etreo wrote:

Granted, but the Nitrogen in the air has twice the effect on you because if a rare disease that only afflicts people who don't get fat from chocolate.

I wish that Twilight Sparkle doesn't become an Alicorn in Season 3.

Well, THAT was unexpected.

Also, Granted, but that's because My Little Pony is suddenly cancelled.

Oh, I wish Tiro would answer is frickin' phone. xP

granted but he's lost his voice so he can only answer the phone

sethlapod555 wrote:
River Song wrote:
Anateus wrote:
I wish for an un corruptable wish


Granted. It's so boring, no one cares enough to corrupt it.

And I'll just repeat my wish from earlier that didn't get answered, because it's oh so corruptible:I wish that my job contract hadn't ended today =/ (seasonal work, alas)


(I'm gonna feel bad for screwing up this wish.)

Granted, but your salary is halved.

AlkerStay wrote:
i wish i had the courage to ask someone out since its valentines day soon


Granted, but you pass out in the middle of it and wake up in the hospital with no recollection of the events that happened prior.

I wish that I would find out why I feel so sick today.



I did pass out and was rejected but there was no hospital so it was close

I wish I would either continue or finish SAPH, so it's not just sitting in VLOG Purgatory.

Granted, but its been so long since you edited a video, you forgot how. (Which would be terrible, please don't do that.)
I wish my hair was really, really soft all the time.

Granted, but your hair is always a mess.

I wish I had magical drawing skills.

Granted, but they make everything you draw appear awesome only to everyone else. When you look at it, it's atrocious.

I wish I could go home.

Tiro1000 wrote:

I wish I could go home.

I can't corrupt it because I wish for it, too. Someone corrupt us both at the same time.

NearTheEnd wrote:

Tiro1000 wrote:

I wish I could go home.

I can't corrupt it because I wish for it, too. Someone corrupt us both at the same time.

Granted, but your house is burned down.

I wish that NearTheEnd would answer my PM.

Granted, but my skype isn't working!
I wish Tiro could get a better job...

Granted, but he leaves you afterwards.

I wish I could help Pinkamena bake CUpcakes.

Does no one understand the rules of this game?!

What do you mean? What have we been doing wrong?

You're supposed to make a wish right after you corrupt one. Some people aren't doing that.
At least I think that's what he's referring to.

I wish for a Slender Man plushie.

GrayDragonEmily wrote:

I wish for a Slender Man plushie.

Granted, but it is filled with frogs' eyeballs for stuffing.

I wish that two out of the three lightbulbs on the ceiling fan in my room weren't burnt out.

Granted, but all the rest go out.

I wish I could bake cupcakes with Pinkamena.