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FreedomCaged
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| Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers*  Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:46 pm | |
| Summary of events up to this point: - Spoiler:
A Wild Crabdad Appears
Crabdad uses charge
Jake uses Pew Pew, it's not very effective
Crabdad uses Vicegrip
Jake uses Double Gun Leap! It's Super Effective
Crabdad flees
A Wild Tinkerbull appears.
Jake uses Beretta! It's a one hit K.O.
TinkerBull faints.
A Wild Brobot appears.
Shit gets real.
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:19 am | |
| Bah, screw the spoiler tag. I doubt anyone here who's not caught up is thick enough to read this far into this thread.
I'm actually surprised to see Brobot so early. I figured Hussie would make us wait a bit longer, not that I'm complaining. I have a feeling the upcoming fight between it(him?) and Jake is either going to be completely hilarious, incredibly gay, or a combination of the two.
Also, all I can think now is that Jake's island is Jurrassic Park: the Lusi Edition. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:22 am | |
| - MadameMiz wrote:
I'm actually surprised to see Brobot so early. I figured Hussie would make us wait a bit longer, not that I'm complaining. You know what he's going to do now, right, next scene will be a cut to one of the other characters that haven't technially been introduced yet, and we will finnally get around to see the Brobot battle sometime in January. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:36 am | |
| - FreedomCaged wrote:
- MadameMiz wrote:
I'm actually surprised to see Brobot so early. I figured Hussie would make us wait a bit longer, not that I'm complaining.
You know what he's going to do now, right, next scene will be a cut to one of the other characters that haven't technially been introduced yet, and we will finnally get around to see the Brobot battle sometime in January. Ha, you're probably right. I'm still surprised we even got to see it, though. I was half expecting this most recent update to do be exactly as you just described, but nope. That said, we probably won't see Bro himself for a while. - DaLadybugMan wrote:
- In addition, there's a chance the Vast Glub only kills trolls, and not other races. If so, it can go ahead and starve to death, because there are no trolls in that universe...as far as we know, at least. Without the Vast Glub, it's not nearly as much of a threat.
Well keep in mind that the trolls are most likely with the beta kids now, and they're apparently going to be coming to the alpha universe after the alpha teens enter the game. If Jake enters and takes most of his island with him like Jade did, and Glub-Glub happens to be on that part of the island, that could be a problem. Though I'm still not convinced she/it/whatever is even on the island. /shrug | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:35 am | |
| UPDATE: - Spoiler:
AAAAAHHHHH WHAT NO JOHN WHY WHAT THE FUCK
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:17 am | |
| BROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXD
Edit: I'm happy at his appearance, if you haven't noticed. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:12 pm | |
| Fun fact: apparently, Dave Strider's hair is a stylized bird. Keeping that in mind, if you look at Bro's hair, it is ALSO a stylized bird! | |
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MadameMiz
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:32 pm | |
| Also, the light orange part of his hat symbol looks like a bird in flight. =P
Speaking of which, I find it interesting that his bird motif is doves(/pigeons). I wonder if that symbolizes anything or if it's just so that Bro is the opposite of Dave. I guess the latter, since alpha Bro is already Dave's opposite in a few ways. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:10 pm | |
| So Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the movie is a thing because older Dave is famous.
And I can't seem to think of whoever RL is. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:21 pm | |
| My word, just how many times can the same rabbit exist in a stable time loop without the universe being destroyed (which of course just completes the rabbits stable time loop)?
And when I was reading early Beta!Dave I thought he was just overcompensating his brother's level of irony from not being able to understand Bro's puppet fetish. But no, Bro really is that ironic. | |
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MadameMiz
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:47 pm | |
| - Mr. Jeebles wrote:
- So Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the movie is a thing because older Dave is famous.
And I can't seem to think of whoever RL is. RL = R. Lalonde, or alpha!Mom.
I thought Bro's birds were doves, but I guess they're seagulls...? TV Tropes seems to think so at least. I guess it doesn't matter, but I like to know these things.
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Mr. Jeebles
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:21 pm | |
| Oh, duh. Probably should have came to that conclusion. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:17 pm | |
| - FreedomCaged wrote:
- My word, just how many times can the same rabbit exist in a stable time loop without the universe being destroyed (which of course just completes the rabbits stable time loop)?
What do you mean, "without" destroying the universe? Two universes are harmed in the looping of this bunny. Anyway, I found this today. You are all welcome. ("I got this" *whirrrrrrrrrrr*) | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:10 pm | |
| - Broeckchen wrote:
Anyway, I found this today.
You are all welcome.
("I got this" *whirrrrrrrrrrr*) SO MUCH WIN. I can't stop listening to it. As an aquarius I actually feel guilty about how much I loved that last bit. You win all the winpoints I can give. ALL OF THEM. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| Hello everyone! I was looking through Tumblr the other day, and found that Toby "Radiation" Fox (some guy who makes music sometimes i guess) has a Tumblr. And it is filled with beautiful fan-fiction. Here, let me share with you these works of art: JOHN X KARKAT- Spoiler:
“what do you mean i’ve never been with a man before,” John whispered breathlessly.
“i’ve been touching dicks since the dick carnival flew into town on a magic clown dildo.”
Karkat glanced across the room towards John. The troll stopped scrubbing the dishes and sighed.
“WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING OVER THERE? AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FONDLING THE END OF THAT BROOM?” he asked.
“because im gay, karkat,” John whispered, blushing derpily.
“im touching your wood, in all the sexy ways, all of them,” he continued, quietly, and then began yelling for no apparent reason?
“i read about this in cosmo’s sexy sex tips!!!!!!!! on tumblr…”
Karkat snapped the plate he was holding in two in disbelief.
“OH GOD, THAT SHIT THAT VRISKA GHOSTWRITES FOR!?” he groaned.
“vriska rules!” John yelled from the floor. He stared into Karkat’s eyes and pressed the broomstick into his cheek slowly to show how serious he was. Karkat stuck his tongue out and returned to doing dishes, miraculously avoiding a tirade I don’t want to write.
“ugh!” John grumbled, in an exasperated and ambiguously sexual way.
“dont be so sour, dude! you’re like milk made by gay cows that was left out for a really long time, and the fact that they’re gay is coincidental and has nothing to do with how much they truly love each other. karkat im going to give you a really upset hug.”
John tried to get up, but his clumsiness got the better of him and he just ended up tripping over every object in the entire house simultaneously, burning all of the pizzas within a 12 mile radius and causing every radio, TV, and space station to play Con Air synched at the same time.
JADE X KANAYA
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“wow kanaya you’re so cool!!! i wish i got to know you sooner hehe
<3” Jade said, giggling. That was Kanaya’s breaking point - she
simply could not handle her laughter. it was like a burbling wellspring
of youth, sourced from a fountain she wished to drink deeply of.
Kanaya
blushed deeply, and a brilliant jade hue filled her cheeks as she
gently placed her hand atop the other girl’s. Biting her lip, she
hesitantly began to speak:
“Although We Have Only Recently Started To Enrich Each Others Presence”
“Mutually Of Course”
“I Want You To Know”
“That I Have Already Grown To Cherish These Sweet Moments We Spend Together”
“You Are Lovely”
“Rose Lalonde”
“Wait”
“I Mean”
“Oh Grubfucking Shitmaggots”
MINDFANG X VRISKA- Spoiler:
“I’m gonna mind control you into touching my hot 8ooty!!!!!!!!”
“What
if I’m touching your hot 8ooty on purpose???????? ;;;; ) In fact, what
if I’m mind controlling you to mind controlling me to touch your hot
8ooty???????”
“No way, idi8!!!!!!!! I’m mind controlling you to mind control me to mind control you to touch my 8ooty!!!!!!!!”
“uM, eXCUSE ME, iF, i CAN INTERRUPT,”
“wHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING, MAKE OUT ALREADY, }: )”
ERIDAN X SOLLUX
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hey you fuckiing a22hole
how about you kii22 me iif youre 2o fuckiing jealou2
and iill 2how you how feferii doe2 iit
wwell bring it on motherglubber
put yer money where yer mouth is
and by money i mean
my mouth
*5 minutes later*
wwell
that wwas
reely fuckin oarful
yeah youre really not mii22iing much dude
yeah
wwow
im sorry
yeah 2hut up dude
GAMZEE X TAVROS (it's an image, so give it a minute if it doesn't show up right away) - Spoiler:
ERIDAN X FEFERI- Spoiler:
kiss me fef
Okay! 38D
*eridan closes his eyes and moves in to kiss feferi, but she’s holding an angler fish in front of her*
wwoww this is better than sollux told me, he must havve been lyin
reely fef havve you been takin lessons
fef?
38’(
MOM X GAMZEE
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mom gets high on sopor slime and gamzee gets drunk and violent and they
both try to drive a golf cart at the same time (both handling the wheel)
and hit a schoolbus
SUFFERER X JANE- Spoiler:
THESE COOKIES!!! THEY BURN!!!
Wait a moment for them to cool, dear.
I’VE TRAPPED MYSELF IN YOUR FAKE HANDCUFFS!!!
The key is over there on the counter!
I ACCIDENTALLY IMPALED MYSELF ON A BUNCH OF ARROWS!!!
Do I look like your fucking grandmother?
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MadameMiz
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:52 pm | |
| What...? But... wait, what? It just started and the first part of act 6 is over already?
Noooo Jane. ;_; I'm half expecting a 2X PSYCHOUT COMBO, but I somehow don't think that'll happen. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:56 pm | |
| Jesus fucking Christ what? | |
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nelsonizzy
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:59 pm | |
| And here come that Squiddle intermisson.
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We were warned about the assassins, bros. 8^Y
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:09 pm | |
| It's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, Did you think you knew where this story was heading?"
"WRONG!!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:10 pm | |
| Goodbye obnoxious character! Man I love it when he kills those. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:14 pm | |
| Obnoxious!?
I challenge you to a duel, sir! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:43 pm | |
| I have finally caught up and therefore am viable to actually start participating in this thread.
Jane and Jake's (his being dream self) premature deaths seem really childish and odd. Hussie has never killed off a character (s) selves within the first 200 pages of introducing them. I hope he actually has something for this to go on, otherwise the plot's gonna get really messed up. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:41 am | |
| Robo-Hussie?
This must be part of Hussies plan to kill himself. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:37 pm | |
| - GameGal119 wrote:
- I have finally caught up and therefore am viable to actually start participating in this thread.
Jane and Jake's (his being dream self) premature deaths seem really childish and odd. Hussie has never killed off a character (s) selves within the first 200 pages of introducing them. I hope he actually has something for this to go on, otherwise the plot's gonna get really messed up. When hasn't he had something planned? Stuff that happened in the first act that seemed to be of complete irrelevance back then were actually quite important. You really think he would throw in something like this for no rhyme or reason? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers* Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:46 pm | |
| Jeebles, I can't expect anything really of anyone or anything. I never know.
Oh god Hussie's going to kill his robo form. Why did he allow Equius to make him a robot? | |
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