Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers*

Serenity says, "You there, miss! Please save my friend!"

Thanks for translating, Jeebles.

Guys, I've never gone this long without a Homestuck update before. I don't know if I can handle it much longer, last night I cried myself to sleep while rocking back and forth in the fetal position...

I think I might have a problem.

Man up, pansy!
You think this is bad?
We once went nearly two months without a Homestuck update!

2 -eye twitch- MONTHS?!?!?!

Did... Did Mutini just break the 4th wall? I swear, if Hussie or Hussiebot or troll Hussie or whoever the hell is back there writing the story starts carrying around a mutant kitten I'm gonna lose it. All that foreshadowing, too, the anticipation is killing me.

No silly!
That's a window, not a wall!
Possibly a window to the beta universe, perhaps this could be an explanation for the impossibly girly furnishings inside the skaianet labs...

I think mutini broke one of the windows from problem sleuth that exit into an alternate frozen imagination world.

New extra evil Jack. Geuss that explains Jake's dead dream self.

NO, BAD JACK! THAT'S NOT HOW GAME CONSTRUCTS ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT! NO!

Someone hand me a rolled up newspaper.

Only if Hussie turns him into a dog.

I'm ready to kill Jack myself if Hussie won't stop manipulating characters to kill other characters!!! :c

And he brings back the peanuts, I bet you thought we had forgotten about peanut allergies, didn't you well we had, but it never came too anything until now.

In similar news it looks like Ferfie's ancestor is calling the shots in this session, and through her Lord English. Can't wait to see how the Hero of Life reacts to getting stabed to death.

NOOO THE VATICAN!!!!!
Oh and Jane's not dead.
The bunny probably rescued her.

All that blue life juice, Jane is a LIVING Gusher. Betty Crocker Heiress? No. Betty Crocker product.

Why is it that the faithful, loyal, self-sacreficing dog is a Devil Beast, but an aloof, self-absorbed, sometimes-shoots-you-to-the-other-side-of-the-county-just-for-the-hell-of-it cat is a God Cat?

FreedomCaged wrote:

Someone hand me a rolled up newspaper.

GameGal119 wrote:

Only if Hussie turns him into a dog.

How 'bout if Hussie turns him into a cat, would that do it?

If he turns into a cat, just splash him with a bucket full of purple food coloring and water. (I love having Eridan as my patron)

I <3 HB XD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIC CAGE

I was incredibly disheartened when the hegemonic brute died.
I wish to see him eat more people.

One of the no days became a maybe which became a yes.

And then a hunderd pages a day forever!!!

We can only wish for such amazingness.

Where are my 100 pages today, Hussie?

Where are they.

You can't see them?
Because there are so fucking many right now.
I mean god daaaaaaammmnnnnnn.
(New Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff)

Looks like Lalonda is the Hero of Void, I knew we were going to get one of those in the new session. I think it's the parallels to Sollux, but for some reason I want to say Strider is a Mage or something. May being able to be awake in both places at the same time is a thing for that class of hero?