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 I Am The Slender Slayer

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PostSubject: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:19 am

What the fuck?
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:34 am

"...and landed on dead people's hands" is all that I hear when I read that.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:09 am

Horrible troll blog is horrible... But it did make me laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:49 am

This is clearly the work of a professional.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:32 am

Oh Troll, you so cracky. :trollface:
For pure entertainment value this is a win. If he's trying to be serious...urf...
Bonus points if you can get a win on Unfiction's Slender Bingo.
We have a Trope Slayer here.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:49 pm

Um, I actually can't find it anywhere. Somebody want to hook me up with a link?
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:01 pm

The link is in the very first post, but just in case: I Am The Slenderslayer. And now their enemy has a blog, too: The Hunter Of The SlenderSlayer.

Coming soon: The Slayer Of The Hunter Of The Killer Of The Son Of The SlenderSlayer.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:31 pm

And I thought my blog was terrible. Geez, I really hope that this is actually a troll blog and not a legitimate attempt at a Slender Blog.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:56 pm

I am PRETTY sure this isn't a serious attempt at a blog.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:16 pm

I... I want this to be a legitmiate attempt. I really really want whoever is writing this to be completly serious.

Because it's just that bad.

I'm a horrible horrible person, and I need to go update my blog with a protangonist that knows Slender Mans weakness stupid plot holes.


Last edited by FreedomCaged on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:24 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : If you couldn't spell you would edit your posts a lot, too.)
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:19 pm

Author of this atrocity: "I'm twelve and what is this?"
I hope they're either a troll or twelve. If not, then I'm going to take my happy ass and live on the moon because I can't even...

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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:51 pm

I read the first post:
Spoiler:
 

Then I read the second post:
Spoiler:
 

And already I have to stop. Because I'm somewhere between intense laughter and horrified plot devices.

PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!
.....

Edit: This might be worse than slenderporn.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:32 am

Many people think they do but I alone knoe the truth about the slenderman also known as slendermens.

also known as slendermens.
ahha
AHAAHAHAHAHA...

Oh gosh I wish it wasn't so late I am going to have to continue reading this brilliant work of art tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:59 pm

Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of this on YT Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:52 pm

Vohn_exel wrote:
Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of this on YT Very Happy

I would, but I'm too busy dying of laughter.

Edit: I am now doing so!


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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:35 pm

EvilRhino229 wrote:
Vohn_exel wrote:
Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of this on YT Very Happy

I would, but I'm too busy dying of laughter.

Edit: I am now doing so!

Please do! My sides still split from listening to the DmR of Thirty H's. XD
You are my new God. *bows*
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:07 pm

Have this, my first attempt at something like this.

Here it is! Part 2.
P.S: Oh my gawd, it took forever to edit all the laughing out of this. I need to improve my emotionlessness so I can actually dramatically read it.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:08 pm

EvilRhino229 wrote:
I need to improve my emotionlessness so I can actually dramatically read it.

Oh you are so AWESOME! XD Can't---breathe---lungs---collapsed!

*Sings*
"He is my proxy, my only proxy,
He makes me spaz out in woods of grey,
You'll never know fear, until I stalk you,
So I will send my proxy there todaaaaay."

Plus 10 points if you guess the melody.
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:13 pm

Quote :
Oh you are so AWESOME! XD Can't---breathe---lungs---collapsed!

*Sings*
"He is my proxy, my only proxy,
He makes me spaz out in woods of grey,
You'll never know fear, until I stalk you,
So I will send my proxy there todaaaaay."

Plus 10 points if you guess the melody.

Gee, thanks!

*gasp* Oh my god you made a song! It's... Beautiful...
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:15 pm

EvilRhino229 wrote:


Gee, thanks!

*gasp* Oh my god you made a song! It's... Beautiful...

*Bows*
I try. So...you're not foaming at the mouth and having strange visions yet?
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:57 pm

Geisterdamen wrote:

*Bows*
I try. So...you're not foaming at the mouth and having strange visions yet?

Well, uh, now that you mention it, I, uh... Yes. *grins as nervously as the time his ears bled*
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:08 am

EvilRhino229 wrote:


Well, uh, now that you mention it, I, uh... Yes. *grins as nervously as the time his ears bled*

Oh Good! Gooooood. That's going to make this much easier. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:13 am

Vohn_exel wrote:
"...and landed on dead people's hands" is all that I hear when I read that.
THE COUNTRY SIDE. WAS. NICE. AND THE PLANTS WERE SINGING AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY
RIP john freeman. i cant believe youtube removed you (the last episode removed due to copy right or something)
this page is already becoming epic win
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PostSubject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer   Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:57 am

level100nidoking wrote:

this page is already becoming epic win

It's about halfway to becoming Godly.
The scale goes like this.
Amusing>Win>Epic Win>Viral Win>GODLY!
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