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T-man
Untainted
Posts : 16
Current Win Points : 14
Join date : 2011-11-27
Age : 30
Location : Vermont
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Vohn_exel
Watched
Posts : 232
Current Win Points : 33
Join date : 2011-12-07
Age : 39
Location : Texas
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:34 am | |
| "...and landed on dead people's hands" is all that I hear when I read that. | |
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Machine Gun Cynic
Taken
Posts : 408
Current Win Points : 25
Join date : 2011-08-26
Age : 28
Location : Celtic Wasteland
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:09 am | |
| Horrible troll blog is horrible... But it did make me laugh. | |
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Vaughn
Untainted
Posts : 20
Current Win Points : 16
Join date : 2011-12-04
Age : 38
Location : Fairfield, Pennsylvania
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:49 am | |
| This is clearly the work of a professional. | |
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Geisterdamen
Untainted
Posts : 26
Current Win Points : 6
Join date : 2012-02-16
Age : 35
Location : Whitefrost Village
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:32 am | |
| Oh Troll, you so cracky. :trollface:
For pure entertainment value this is a win. If he's trying to be serious...urf...
Bonus points if you can get a win on Unfiction's Slender Bingo.
We have a Trope Slayer here. | |
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ChewieV2
Observer
Posts : 185
Current Win Points : 57
Join date : 2011-12-20
Age : 35
Location : Under the stairs, behind the cherry tree.
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:49 pm | |
| Um, I actually can't find it anywhere. Somebody want to hook me up with a link? | |
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alliterator
Observer
Posts : 165
Current Win Points : 39
Join date : 2011-03-07
Age : 38
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:01 pm | |
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housecat94
Untainted
Posts : 23
Current Win Points : 15
Join date : 2011-11-11
Location : Makai, Realm of the Demons
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:31 pm | |
| And I thought my blog was terrible. Geez, I really hope that this is actually a troll blog and not a legitimate attempt at a Slender Blog. | |
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CuteWithoutThe
Watched
Posts : 208
Current Win Points : 77
Join date : 2011-03-07
Age : 29
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:56 pm | |
| I am PRETTY sure this isn't a serious attempt at a blog. | |
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FreedomCaged
Observer
Posts : 169
Current Win Points : 116
Join date : 2011-10-19
Age : 31
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:16 pm | |
| I... I want this to be a legitmiate attempt. I really really want whoever is writing this to be completly serious.
Because it's just that bad.
I'm a horrible horrible person, and I need to go update my blog with a protangonist that knows Slender Mans weakness stupid plot holes.
Last edited by FreedomCaged on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:24 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : If you couldn't spell you would edit your posts a lot, too.) | |
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NearTheEnd
Blackout
Posts : 541
Current Win Points : 217
Join date : 2011-10-01
Age : 29
Location : Cat Planet
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:19 pm | |
| Author of this atrocity: "I'm twelve and what is this?"
I hope they're either a troll or twelve. If not, then I'm going to take my happy ass and live on the moon because I can't even... | |
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Crusergirl
Stalked
Posts : 334
Current Win Points : 74
Join date : 2011-05-13
Age : 45
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:51 pm | |
| I read the first post: - Spoiler:
"Me and Alex are on the move for the time machine before proxienihilater can we left Alexs house now but HABIT from the everyman HYBRIDS is after us too posts later when we get to stop from driving"
Then I read the second post: - Spoiler:
"Proxieanniheilatir has had a blog now which he is now using to record him stalking of me and alex to stop us tryibng from gettig to the time machune so we can go back to the middle ages."
And already I have to stop. Because I'm somewhere between intense laughter and horrified plot devices. PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HELP ME! ..... Edit: This might be worse than slenderporn. | |
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DFW
Observer
Posts : 136
Current Win Points : 67
Join date : 2011-05-03
Age : 33
Location : North Carolina
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:32 am | |
| Many people think they do but I alone knoe the truth about the slenderman also known as slendermens.
also known as slendermens.
ahha
AHAAHAHAHAHA...
Oh gosh I wish it wasn't so late I am going to have to continue reading this brilliant work of art tomorrow. | |
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EvilRhino229
Observer
Posts : 107
Current Win Points : 17
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 27
Location : Earth
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:55 am | |
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Vohn_exel
Watched
Posts : 232
Current Win Points : 33
Join date : 2011-12-07
Age : 39
Location : Texas
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:59 pm | |
| Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of this on YT  | |
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EvilRhino229
Observer
Posts : 107
Current Win Points : 17
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 27
Location : Earth
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:52 pm | |
| - Vohn_exel wrote:
- Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of this on YT
I would, but I'm too busy dying of laughter. Edit: I am now doing so!
Last edited by EvilRhino229 on Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:11 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : I was finally able to read it with a straight(ish) face.) | |
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Geisterdamen
Untainted
Posts : 26
Current Win Points : 6
Join date : 2012-02-16
Age : 35
Location : Whitefrost Village
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:35 pm | |
| - EvilRhino229 wrote:
- Vohn_exel wrote:
- Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of this on YT
I would, but I'm too busy dying of laughter.
Edit: I am now doing so! Please do! My sides still split from listening to the DmR of Thirty H's. XD You are my new God. *bows* | |
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EvilRhino229
Observer
Posts : 107
Current Win Points : 17
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 27
Location : Earth
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:07 pm | |
| Have this, my first attempt at something like this. Here it is! Part 2. P.S: Oh my gawd, it took forever to edit all the laughing out of this. I need to improve my emotionlessness so I can actually dramatically read it. | |
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Geisterdamen
Untainted
Posts : 26
Current Win Points : 6
Join date : 2012-02-16
Age : 35
Location : Whitefrost Village
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:08 pm | |
| - EvilRhino229 wrote:
- I need to improve my emotionlessness so I can actually dramatically read it.
Oh you are so AWESOME! XD Can't---breathe---lungs---collapsed!
*Sings*
"He is my proxy, my only proxy,
He makes me spaz out in woods of grey,
You'll never know fear, until I stalk you,
So I will send my proxy there todaaaaay."
Plus 10 points if you guess the melody. | |
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EvilRhino229
Observer
Posts : 107
Current Win Points : 17
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 27
Location : Earth
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:13 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Oh you are so AWESOME! XD Can't---breathe---lungs---collapsed!
*Sings*
"He is my proxy, my only proxy,
He makes me spaz out in woods of grey,
You'll never know fear, until I stalk you,
So I will send my proxy there todaaaaay."
Plus 10 points if you guess the melody. Gee, thanks! *gasp* Oh my god you made a song! It's... Beautiful... | |
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Geisterdamen
Untainted
Posts : 26
Current Win Points : 6
Join date : 2012-02-16
Age : 35
Location : Whitefrost Village
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:15 pm | |
| - EvilRhino229 wrote:
Gee, thanks!
*gasp* Oh my god you made a song! It's... Beautiful... *Bows* I try. So...you're not foaming at the mouth and having strange visions yet? | |
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EvilRhino229
Observer
Posts : 107
Current Win Points : 17
Join date : 2011-11-03
Age : 27
Location : Earth
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:57 pm | |
| - Geisterdamen wrote:
*Bows*
I try. So...you're not foaming at the mouth and having strange visions yet? Well, uh, now that you mention it, I, uh... Yes. *grins as nervously as the time his ears bled* | |
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Geisterdamen
Untainted
Posts : 26
Current Win Points : 6
Join date : 2012-02-16
Age : 35
Location : Whitefrost Village
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level100nidoking
Stalked
Posts : 362
Current Win Points : 66
Join date : 2011-12-20
Age : 26
Location : Florida
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:13 am | |
| - Vohn_exel wrote:
- "...and landed on dead people's hands" is all that I hear when I read that.
THE COUNTRY SIDE. WAS. NICE. AND THE PLANTS WERE SINGING AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY RIP john freeman. i cant believe youtube removed you (the last episode removed due to copy right or something) this page is already becoming epic win | |
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Geisterdamen
Untainted
Posts : 26
Current Win Points : 6
Join date : 2012-02-16
Age : 35
Location : Whitefrost Village
| | Subject: Re: I Am The Slender Slayer Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:57 am | |
| - level100nidoking wrote:
this page is already becoming epic win It's about halfway to becoming Godly.
The scale goes like this.
Amusing>Win>Epic Win>Viral Win>GODLY! | |
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