Die Schlankheit umarmen A comedic interactive adventure

Action > Take Tray

Action > Search dishwash

Illyrias_Acolyte wrote:

Action > Take Tray

Action > Search dishwash

Narrator> You add the ever so useless [Item: Oven Tray](x2) to you're inventory.

Narrator> You proceed to search the Dishwasher afterword. However:



Narrator> The dishwasher was open, and the water IS HOTTER THAN SATANS PISS! Your HP is now at 83. This could have been avoided if you just would have looked in the sink and LEFT!

Advice> It might be smart to close the dishwash so that no more of your heath is depleaded.

Player: Tyrone> "OH GAAAAAWD!"

Action > Close dishwash

Action > Curse self for stupidity

Move > Right

OOC: Is there a way to recover lost health?

Illyrias_Acolyte wrote:

Action > Close dishwash

Action > Curse self for stupidity

Move > Right

OOC: Is there a way to recover lost health?

Heath Regenerates over time, no items can restore heath unless you find [Item: Heath Potion]



Narrator> After crying like a pussy over how burned you are, you make your way over to the 'right' side of the kitchen. AND what do you know! It's a sink , a fucking sink! GO TO IT.

Action > Go to fucking sink

Illyrias_Acolyte wrote:

Action > Go to fucking sink

Narrator> Finally, a sink! The very vessel that holds the one last item for your adventure! WATER! All you need to do now is some how put the water in some kind of container. Maybe your 'Invertory' has something of use.

Reminder> Use the [ Inventory> ] command to open your inventory manually.

Inventory > Open

Use > Sink

Use > Canister to collect water

Action> Turn sink off

Illyrias_Acolyte wrote:

Inventory > Open

Use > Sink

Use > Canister to collect water

Action> Turn sink off

Narrator> You finally got the last nessasary item for survival, water! You're canister can hold up to a maximum of four Cups. Use them wisely, for water restores stamina 20 points each.

Achievement Unlocked> "Adventure Time": [Requirements: Get every basic item for survival]

Move > Enter Hallway

Use > Door

Move > Outside

Use> Flashlight

Action > Make a scary face using the lighting of the flashlight.

rboyd wrote:

Action > Make a scary face using the lighting of the flashlight.

Narrator> With it still being broad daylight you're scary face has no effect. However it's brought attention to your creepy neighboor, 'Ryper'



Narrator> He's the only one you wish was taken by the mysterious tall guy. . .



Narrator> THE ONLY ONE

Action > Resist urge to stab creepy neighbor

Action > Turn off flashlight

Action > Look for mysterious tall guy

Illyrias_Acolyte wrote:

Action > Resist urge to stab creepy neighbor

Action > Turn off flashlight

Action > Look for mysterious tall guy

Narrator> Your Neighborhood may be small, but it only seems that way because of the large vast forest that surronds it. You always had a love/hate relationship with the country, it makes you happy but pisses you off more than often. If you're going to find this 'Tall Slender' man, it might be best to find some eye witnesses and see if they know more about him. Yes, even it that means you have to talk to your old neighbor, Ryper.

Narrator> The map above is the radius the Player: Tyrone, can see from, you can say, [ Move> Left ] area to scope out more of the neighborhood.

Move > Left, whistling nervously to avoid being creeped out further by ryper

rboyd wrote:

Move > Left, whistling nervously to avoid being creeped out further by ryper

Narrator> You've successfully avoided Ryper, he's no longer a 'threat' knowing your out of his 'Sight radius'.

Narrator> Moving on, you see this is where in the neighborhood the sidewalk ends. The neighborhood is old and it seems most of the side walk has deteriorated over time. Across the street you see Mary's house, she's and old woman, but with a great heart. She was much like a grandmother to you. With the whole neighborhood being absent (besides Ryper), you don't question that why there hasn't been any investigation. With connection lost from the outside, the rest of the world forgets about you.

Narrator> As you look around, something keeps your eyes locked on Mary's house, You get deathly curious to know why.

Narrator> Would you like to investigate? Or keep wondering around?

Action > Investigate, even though youre a big pussy

rboyd wrote:

Action > Investigate, even though youre a big pussy

Narrator> You make your way over to Mary's house, only to find something very distrubing ozzing out of her kitchen window.

Player: Tyrone> "Oh god, is that blood, OH GAWD, OH GAWD"

Narrator> You take a deep breath and grows some balls and proceed to investigate further. First thing is first we have to scope out the scene and collect everthing we can.

Directions> in, 'Investigation Mode', You have to investigate whats scene in the picture above. Only certain areas can be investigated, while others can't which will ingage Tyrone's response of, "Nothing there" Once investigation is complete the Narrator will inform.

Action > investigate blood on the window, and try to resist crying like a baby.

rboyd wrote:

Action > investigate blood on the window, and try to resist crying like a baby.

Narrator> Oh come on, you can do it!



Narrator> Just touch it, DO IT!



Narrator> Action failed! You to big of a pussy to gain the courage to touch the liquid. You know it's blood and that's good enough for you. However, it still need to be looked upon. Perhaps theres another way to touch it.

Action > cry, for being such a puss-bag.

Action > try and open window

rboyd wrote:

Action > cry, for being such a puss-bag.

Action > try and open window

Narrator> After crying over your puss-baginess, you avoid the bloody part of the window and try to open it. It seems to be locked. You turn to the blood stained side to see if you were opening it wrong and glady you weren't

Narrator> When trying to open Mary's window you notice that her TV is still on. Which is currently airing 25,000 dollar pyramid! Your favorite Game show! But you have no time to watch it!

Player: Tyrone> "What! Why?"

Narrator> Cause your to big of a pussy to touch bodily fluids.

Action > Use your shirt to examine blood, while pouting over the fact you can't watch 25,000 dollar pyramid.

rboyd wrote:

Action > Use your shirt to examine blood, while pouting over the fact you can't watch 25,000 dollar pyramid.

Narrator> Your requested action: "Action > Use your shirt to examine blood, while pouting over the fact you can't watch 25,000 dollar pyramid." Is to long.

Advice> To fix this issue, perhaps you should use the [ use> ] command, the [ inventory> ] command, etc.

Action > use flashlight to break bloody window.

rboyd wrote:

Action > use flashlight to break bloody window.

Narrator> SHIT REALLY!? It's seems your stupinity overruled your common sence. Instead of just using the flashlight like a hammer you throw into the window launching into the house near the doorway into the bedroom. Maybe this wouldn't of happened if you were more specific on how to use it.

Advice> When using the [ action> ] command to use objects, the system will at random create a senerio and it's usually a bad one. However, it you were specific on how to use the item, it could have gone better but, don't make the command to long.