What runner would you pick to kill Slender Man

If you could pick a current running blogger to finish off Slender Man who would it be and why would you pick them?

Omega. :trollface:

After all, if anyone can kill Slender Man, it has to be the guy who has been killed more times than we can count, right?

In fact, this was said by Mr. Jeebles a while back:

Oh god... I think you just became the Dues Ex Machina for everything... You may be the single entity that can kill the Slender Man

Sadly, Omegs is a bit too erratic to solve our problems for us. He's more like Q.

...or Deadpool.

One of the dudes from Just Another Fool swoops in and wastes the fucker.

IT'LL HAPPEN. YOU JUST WATCH.

If Evan from EMH is still alive, he'll try everything before giving up.

I think that Tim from Marble Hornets should kill slendy. Cuz he basicaly ruined Tims life I mean loom at enrty 6.5. Slendy gave Tim some issues.

Omega or one of the JAF dudes seem like obvious choices. Though Omega's track record is iffy (one minute he's saving the universe, next he gets gunned down in a drug deal gone wrong). Actually maybe a meta-version of Victor Surge fighting Slendy would be interesting.

If I was a betting man though I'd place my bets on a Dream Team of: the guy from Breaker; Sandra from H(a)unting; Frap of Frap and FRIENDS infamy; and the protagonist from Abducted Flowers. They're the heroes that the Slenderverse deserves.

Don't worry guys. I got this. Slender Man is going down.

Just as soon as I can dig my way out of this coffin.

I can't say Omega... I always considered Omega a joke character and joke characters can never really kill anything permanently. Because it would be a joke. For the lulz.

So I'll say Arkardy. Because in my head-canon he isn't actually dead. And I'm ignoring any implications made in the end of Now I Shall Know You Again 2

Spoiler:

(in which a heavily meta example of "Andy and Omega kill the Slender Man" actually happens in canon mythos XD)

Or barring that, I-330.


And if I had to pick a character with no relation to Omega... XD
Then I think my in and out of character response would be a properly motivated M, preferably wielding "Zero's Sword" reforged. Though I also just have the fan theory that Zero's sword could be reforged into a mythical blade that anyone could potentially use. Like... seriously... Konaa, get that thing to Forgemaster. It will be EPIC.

Shayde wrote:If I was a betting man though I'd place my bets on a Dream Team of: the guy from Breaker; Sandra from H(a)unting; Frap of Frap and FRIENDS infamy; and the protagonist from Abducted Flowers. They're the heroes that the Slenderverse deserves.

Wait, what? Noooooo, nonononono. Sandra would never dream of hurting her dear, sweet Slendy-kun. Also, just taking a guess that you've never actually read FRIENDS just because so few people did. It really doesn't deserve to be as famously bad as it is; it just gets a bad rap because at the time it was running, it was the first to take chances and do things that are now commonplace in the 'verse.

Anyway, I don't think that any runner could kill Slendy. The ones who have characters who arguably could are all poorly written wifers, and the people who write good characters who you'd root for to kill Slendy usually have the sense to make it clear that it's impossible to succeed.

Though a Fear attempting to kill him...that's possible.

DaLadybugMan wrote:Though a Fear attempting to kill him...that's possible.

Obviously. Though a couple of Fearblogs have run with the idea that Fears fighting each other is the best way to tear a hole in reality, summon the Quiet, and end the world. But hey, Slendy is a part of the world...

And clearly the runner who will defeat Slendy is Zombie Zeke Strahm.

Hell, the Fears could gang up on ol Slendy Man and shank him five ways to Sunday.

And Slender Man says "You too, Rake?"

As Rake stabs him. The Fears take over the Slender Man Mythos, with Rake at the helm of leadership.

Rakenation bitches.

Yes I just equated this whole situation with a Shakespeare play. Sue me.

littleWhiteRABBIT wrote:I can't say Omega... I always considered Omega a joke character and joke characters can never really kill anything permanently. Because it would be a joke. For the lulz.

So I'll say Arkardy. Because in my head-canon he isn't actually dead. And I'm ignoring any implications made in the end of Now I Shall Know You Again 2

Spoiler:

(in which a heavily meta example of "Andy and Omega kill the Slender Man" actually happens in canon mythos XD)

Or barring that, I-330.


And if I had to pick a character with no relation to Omega... XD
Then I think my in and out of character response would be a properly motivated M, preferably wielding "Zero's Sword" reforged. Though I also just have the fan theory that Zero's sword could be reforged into a mythical blade that anyone could potentially use. Like... seriously... Konaa, get that thing to Forgemaster. It will be EPIC.

It's actually been almost a year since Forgemaster repaired Zerosword. XD Konaa's still got it and has used it to great effect, but it's just a sword, according to him. He seems to think that the only way to win is not to rely on mystical weapons but our own human determination and will.

littleWhiteRABBIT wrote:I can't say Omega... I always considered Omega a joke character and joke characters can never really kill anything permanently. Because it would be a joke. For the lulz.

So I'll say Arkardy. Because in my head-canon he isn't actually dead. And I'm ignoring any implications made in the end of Now I Shall Know You Again 2

Spoiler:

(in which a heavily meta example of "Andy and Omega kill the Slender Man" actually happens in canon mythos XD)

Or barring that, I-330.

Actually, now that you mention that....

I've been on and off working on a short story where Omega, Arkady, and I-330 team up and travel to June 2009 to kill Slender Man by stopping Victor Surge from posting the original SomethingAwful image.
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Err...

If Victor Surge is on your kill list...

>___> brb moving to Mexico