The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but it's made in China with cheap stuff and it breaks.

I wish I had a Portal gun

Granted, but it later backfires on you.

I wish I could go fast.
Like Sanic.

Granted but this happens

I wish that I was good at storywriting

Granted, but you get so good at it people don't read anything else and later get bored by your style which leads to people hnot reading anything.

I wish people actually wanted to help with my blog.

Granted, but the help you get comes from an asshole, which means he gives you crap. (I helped but I didn't give you crap.)

I wish people would do my Death-note roleplay with me.

Granted but you get insta-killed on the grounds that the bbcode in your sig drives me insane.

???? bb code?

Because you made no wish, it rightfully belongs to me, which gives me two.
I wish my next wish was incorruptible.
I wsh I could have a new hand-gun airsoft gun.

Both are granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself with the airsoft gun and you forget your incorruptible wish.

I wish that my favourite YouTubers uploaded a brand new informative and/or funny video every single time I checked their channel.

Granted, but you get bored of them in the end, as too much of anything makes you bored of it.

I wish I had more ideas for my blog

Granted, but none of them are any good.

I wish I didn't have a double-chin.

Granted, now you have no chin at all.

I wish people were less stupid.

Granted, but you became less smart then usual.
I wish that I found a random diamond.

Granted, but it is made of plastic and is worthless.
I wish I could win Monopoly once in a while.

You won, but it becomes boring.

I wish I had a better avatar idea.

Granted, but the file becomes corrupt and destroys this forum, and it is all your fault.
I wish  my beard didn't grow so fast.

Granted, now you wish it grew faster, and then wish it grew slower again, and it becomes a never ending cycle of wishes.

I wish I didn't wish so many wishes.

Granted, you never make another wish for the rest of your life.
I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but you don't know what to do with those wishes.

I wish I had a phone.

Granted, but there are spikes coming out of the sides

I will grant your non-existant wish, but now you have to clean a bunch of toilets.

I wish I could see the fireworks tonight.

Granted, but you go blind.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only on Saturday, January 3rd, 2015.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

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Granted, but only on Saturday, January 3rd, 2015.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

 Granted, but the world will freeze into a new ice age.

I wish aliens would come visit us.

Granted but they enslave all of us, and even though our water eventually kills them, welet them use you for their fuel.

I wish I could kill all of