EDIT: Here are my thoughts on it while I watch.
00:00:30 Is that Roman from GTA4?
00:01:00 Any second now is a screamer, or a weird cut. I just know it. Or maybe the kid will get eaten.
00:02:00 aaaaaany second now
00:02:14 I've seen Heavy Rain enough to know where this is going.
00:02:40 Isn't this the same place that was used for Windigo? If so this entire land has been plagued by the badness of that movie.
00:03:10 This better not be based on Slender.
00:03:43 A suit? Maybe he'll die and become slenderman in order to satisfy the loss of his child, by taking other children. And if that turns out not to be the case, I should use that in something because it sounds good.
00:04:13 Wait, its his dad? Then what happened to the kid? Also Ada Mariano in the comments is literally Hitler.
00:05:25 Isnt that Micheal Scott from The Office?
00:04:46 So its a female protagonist? Thats actually kind of surprising. Can't remember the last time a series had that.
00:05:00 I think this girl would be very good on reddit.com/r/firstworldanarchists.
00:06:00 This guy owns a lot of suits.
00:06:16 isnt that the room from H BRIS IS R AL from Jadusable?
00:06:45 Hi I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there?
00:07:22 This is turning out way better then I thought it would be.
00:07:38 He makes a good point. That is a nice mustache.
00:08:00 THIS MEANS SOMETHING
00:08:04 Slenderman is a computer program? Slenderman is Ben.
00:08:31 Hey its Roman again.
00:09:30 He's summoning Cthulhu?
00:10:27 Cthulhu was busy. He sent his assistant, Slenderman.
00:12:13 I spent so much time pausing to see if that was a tree or a person.
00:12:42 Is that the tourettes guy?
00:13:27 This is san fransico? Where's Adrian Monk when you need him?
00:16:00 My name is Cole Phelps I'm here to ask you a few questions.
00:18:35 Hey don't make jokes. Science still hasn't disproved the existence of the boogie man.
00:19:30 Somethings coming. The music scares me ;_;
00:20:00: Back to these people?
00:21:00 I love it when characters are smart enough to use the internet, and not take random guesses. Really loving the lack of jump scared or screamers.
00:22:47 SON OF A BITCH
00:23:00 She makes a good point.
00:23:39 Enough with the zoom spasm its annoying.
00:23:44 NOT AGAIN
00:24:07 Slenderman doesn't kill people with tentacles, he kills them by making them deaf.
00:24:49 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
00:25:00 Not sure if sacrifical totems, or trees.
00:25:03 begin the sacrifice if the first is correct. *ahem* WE ACCEPT HER GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
00:25:25 Elemental Shaman?
00:25:51 Clones?
00:27:30: "Wait, what?" Someone make a reaction GIF out of that.
00:27:58 Its okay Roman. You can just go bowling with Nico later and you'll feel better.
00:29:30 ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF HOW TO CATCH A PREDATOR...
00:35:00 These scares are getting predictable.
00:37:47 I'm getting kind of bored now.
00:45:00 Your following the address. You have got to be joking. Are these people idiots?
00:48:22 Hey its agent 47
00:52:20 Now THAT is how slenderman should look when he enters a building.
00:56:56 AGENT 47 TO THE RESCUE
00:58:08 FINALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT TO BRING A WEAPON!
01:05:41 Ok that one really scared me
01:09:18 Good job agent 47
01:15:01 That was hilarious, not scary.
So overall, great movie. The ending was pretty funny, and I hope it was supposed to be funny.