Post Gamejacky Private Message Here

Pretty much everyone who runs a Slender series knows, you get a lot of gamejacky private messages. Some of them are just too funny. So... if you've ever gotten such a message, post it here. Please censor the name of the sender to protect the innocent stupid.

I'll kick us off. I got this as a PM on compileTRUTH. Copied and based verbatim.

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Sender - ███████████████
Subject Line - ⊗ Message ⊗


Hi there, cairo. my name. well just call me ███████████████ for now, i have some things to tell you about slender
man. I know.. that you knew you would be unleashing slender man upon
yourself when you agreed to press that damn play button on marble
hornets. and like you, i am also seeking the truth, and i fear.. by
sending this message i have just condemned myself to seeing slender man
aswell... you must know a few things.. things you might have known, or
might not have known...
1. I hope your very supersticious and a believer in magic, or the
supernatural or the paranormal . because. far more things will happen as
you delve into slender man. Be prepared for some hectic things,...
2. I.. am.. lets say wanting to help people .. and i want to help
you. i dont really mind if you dont trust me. but just to give you this
as some advice/help or whatever.. slender man as it seems has no
weakness yes? he cant be killed by bullets, by being rolled over (as
shown in everymanhybrid), he cannot die from anything,.. But that isnt
true. Slender man has his weaknesses, as we have ours. Slender man has a
type of... 'condition' or 'state', or... 'allergy' to magic. now i know
your going to say ' magic doesnt exist' but please try and accept that
its possible . slender man .. made was probably by magic,... and.. his
abilities are magic? so try to please think widely. slender man can be
harmed , he can be defeated, by this mystic source of energy. i am alike
you, i am finding ways to understand this and the conspiracy it holds
entirely. but slender man can be harmed through specific magic use,. [
im talking witchcraft, ordinary magic, and magik].
3. Slender man's powers, as shown and as researched/told are so far:

T E L E P A T H Y - slender man possesses the power to read minds and control thoughts on victims.

T E N T I C L E M I M I C R Y -
slender man has the power to spout tenticles or 'extra limbs' from his back/sides.

S L E N D E R W A L K I N G -
slender man has a form of teleportation, unlike most
teleportation, it means by he can get from areas almost unexplainably,
something you should watch out for. he's almost as good as ghost.

T E C H N O L O G I C A L N E G A T I O N -
slender man has the ability to possibly control or 'knock out'
technology, [ computers, cameras, laptops, consoles, lights,] the lot.

M E T A P H Y S I C A L F O R M I N G -
Slender man has the power to shapeshift into in-animate objects at
will [ he can transform into tables, chairs, boxes, crates, your pen, a
mug. anything that DOES NOT have electrical circuts] - meaning he
cannot transform into technology, which is once again a factor/theory
that slender man can be harmed by electricity.
[ so he wont take the form of your mobile phone without risking his life lol]

Those are some of his powers that we understand him to have.

4. slender man isnt all evil as you presume him to be. I learned
this from whom i cannot share., but... slender man is an actual being
with both emotional good and evil sides. slender man is .. just like
us.. hes trying to survive in this world, but also when stalking his
victims could mean the opposite of what he usually wants [to stalk the
victims until death, slender man could also be stalking them as
protection] see slender man has a 'Friend Factor', he has got the
ability to 'be friend' other people.. i know you might think i'm as mad
as masky... but no im not... please try to believe me .. i want to
help.
you have done an amaizing job at making your amaizing videos about
the information that has to be shared, and i love watching your videos,
but also if your wondering why i joined today, its because i have an
other account and i just wanted to use another one in terms of 'starting
new'. i do truly hope you can reply to this message and take this all
in. me... personally. i am NOT afraid of slender man, i feel he is not
monstrously evil.., but just a lost spirit searching for home. it's
really extremely hard to describe... he just seems... 'good' to me...
but dont get me wrong im not 100% certain,. slender man is also an evil
being that so many have fallen before him... but well why i say i think
he's good.. i dont know.. i just feel that way. the person that told me
this said if i saw him, just walk on. dont stare at him, dont watch
him.. just walk on. or wave... ? does that make any sense to you? i dont
know. :] but.. i just felt like i had to send you this message. for
safety sake and all that. keep making your videos and logs . they are
an inspire to us all. and well done

- ████████████

Gamejack. It's what's for breakfast.

A dramatic reading of this went on in the TC last night, in William Shatner's voice no less. It spawned this Macro that I made. Shield your minds from the stupidity.

.... That was wow.

And my nerdiness most picked up on the fact that they spelled magick as magik. That's even more sad. hsjdksah *crawls into a hole*

future wrote:

Omg you actually drew my idea!? :'D BEAUTIFUL.

Not a single fuck was given that day!

I counted 34 ellipses and ".."'s. I..think...it...needs some..more.

So Slenderman WAS phone!

No, you see, for Slender Man "cannot transform into technology", so he can't have been phone. But he was table on which phone sat, so you're close.

I got a PM from this YouTube user "LutenantDmitri".

So, as it turns out, Slender Man is actually a member of the Taliban. (see bolded text in the quote below)

LutenantDmitri wrote:

Hello Noah.

You may not know who I am. I am John Kenzy, leader of the SMPG. Slender Man Protection Group. I have been tracing your actions on the videos for a while now. You have definetly seen,heard, and experienced..him..if you want protection or someone to talk to, contact me on Youtube. I have over 265 people who are ready to protect anyone who has experinced Slender Man...I live in Florida aswell...its a secluded area, who's location i cannot disclose. I have hidden,talked, and protected over 165 people..it may not seem like alot...but we are investagators, hunters, Militia-Men. We will watch after you otherwise..Noah..please..except our help..if not you may be subject for more..visits..now...before i go on...have you heard any of the news of Slender Man? Many people have said he is one out of 100 "Taliban" spies. What i have heard is they focus on children above 2 but below 12. With killing,hiding or doing whatever with the children, their will be no future soldiers....if you could please feature this on one of your videos, so everyone else can see, that they are not alone or un-protected..

Nimbus wrote:

I got a PM from this YouTube user "LutenantDmitri".

So, as it turns out, Slender Man is actually a member of the Taliban. (see bolded text in the quote below)

LutenantDmitri wrote:

Hello Noah.

You may not know who I am. I am John Kenzy, leader of the SMPG. Slender Man Protection Group. I have been tracing your actions on the videos for a while now. You have definetly seen,heard, and experienced..him..if you want protection or someone to talk to, contact me on Youtube. I have over 265 people who are ready to protect anyone who has experinced Slender Man...I live in Florida aswell...its a secluded area, who's location i cannot disclose. I have hidden,talked, and protected over 165 people..it may not seem like alot...but we are investagators, hunters, Militia-Men. We will watch after you otherwise..Noah..please..except our help..if not you may be subject for more..visits..now...before i go on...have you heard any of the news of Slender Man? Many people have said he is one out of 100 "Taliban" spies. What i have heard is they focus on children above 2 but below 12. With killing,hiding or doing whatever with the children, their will be no future soldiers....if you could please feature this on one of your videos, so everyone else can see, that they are not alone or un-protected..

...That's one of the stupidest things I've read since goddamn My Immortal.

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S L E N D E R W A L K I N G -

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Dammit people, when I give something a silly name, IT'S BECAUSE I WAS CRACKING A JOKE. NOT BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY WANTED SOMEONE TO START REFERRING TO TELEPORTATION AS SLENDERWALKING.


That's it, from now on, before anyone is allowed to use any terms they learned from my blog, they have to take an IQ test.

Nimbus wrote:

I got a PM from this YouTube user "LutenantDmitri".

So, as it turns out, Slender Man is actually a member of the Taliban. (see bolded text in the quote below)

LutenantDmitri wrote:

Hello Noah.

You may not know who I am. I am John Kenzy, leader of the SMPG. Slender Man Protection Group. I have been tracing your actions on the videos for a while now. You have definetly seen,heard, and experienced..him..if you want protection or someone to talk to, contact me on Youtube. I have over 265 people who are ready to protect anyone who has experinced Slender Man...I live in Florida aswell...its a secluded area, who's location i cannot disclose. I have hidden,talked, and protected over 165 people..it may not seem like alot...but we are investagators, hunters, Militia-Men. We will watch after you otherwise..Noah..please..except our help..if not you may be subject for more..visits..now...before i go on...have you heard any of the news of Slender Man? Many people have said he is one out of 100 "Taliban" spies. What i have heard is they focus on children above 2 but below 12. With killing,hiding or doing whatever with the children, their will be no future soldiers....if you could please feature this on one of your videos, so everyone else can see, that they are not alone or un-protected..

I expect brutal trolling in one form or another.

Nimbus wrote:

I got a PM from this YouTube user "LutenantDmitri".

So, as it turns out, Slender Man is actually a member of the Taliban. (see bolded text in the quote below)

LutenantDmitri wrote:

I have hidden,talked, and protected over 165 people..it may not seem like alot...but we are investagators, hunters, Militia-Men.

ALOT.



That's seriously all I could picture when I read that. ahsdksah

That just. What.

I want to stop using ... whenever I type now because of them. I'm also glad I use proper spelling.

So much pain.

...Pumpkin what?

I should really get these brain hemorrhages checked out, but reading stupid shit is so much more fun.

LutenantDmitri wrote:

...Many people have said he is one out of 100 "Taliban" spies...

That is just...what...

Mind=Blown

The correct answer is a rabid wolverine dropped in the pants.

Here's a new one I just got:

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hello






Hi noah for the last few weeks things have happend so i came to
you because i thaght you could help me i was setting up an ester egg hut
for my nabers kids looked in this tree hole thing and there was a note
that said "hello zoe then on the back it said smile for the camra if
you know any info about this tell me

also i cant sleep my eyes flash open i hear strange sound please
help i have lost 3 friendships because of it and i need some help




thank you zoe

That sounds pretty serious. Someone ruined her attempts to build a hut made of Easter eggs. And she's already lost three friendships.

Word of advice Nimbus, try not to let people thaght you in the future. It might lead to talk.

bilo : Thank god I wasn't the only one to think of that when I read "alot".

Omega : That's fantastic, I love you.

Nimbus : wooooow. People are special.

She just wanted to build a hut out of easter eggs for her nabers... Awww. 8(

Blue Eyes, I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows what an alot is. XDD

THREAD NECROMANCY POWER

Anyway, got a fresh round of these for you. Brace yourselves.

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Sender - ███████████████
Subject Line - o

look i dont know what to make of this a few weeks ago my
freind pual found out about slender man so i thought nothing of for a
while then i began doing research on him finding out that he cuased
video distortions and such with cameras and was associated with coughing
and rain i had this thing called school days it was a documentary on
school life mainly consisting on how my day went but one particular
episode my camera, for the first time started acting wierd it was foggy
in the forest where me and my freind were in i had other clips with this
one but they are gone of the memory out of my camera i have treid
retreiving them but they arent important the man or figure we see is in a
trenchcoat i did not get a good look at him only my freind Mark did he
appeared to have a blurry face but im not jumping to conclusions because
he had long shaggy hair that seemed to cover his face a bit from there
on Me and Mark never went back to those woods agian.......and another
thing we were the only ones who knew about those trails...noone else and
i know you cant see him in the video but ill upload a picture of him in
it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1YaOydyW2I

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Sender - ███████████████
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ForgetIWhatAMyouNOTknowDEAD

I have been looking Into the sky, And as i look into the graceful light that is blinding Me, i had seen a wondrous SighT.
i hAd seen there had been no cLouds lurKING about the blue.
Yes, this may seem strange, but OUt of nowhere, they just
dissapeare##################################################
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Sender - ███████████████
Subject Line - Urgent

I have watched almost every slenderman series, and I need an opinion.

yesterday I was sleaping on the couch, and I woke up about 11:30.
Everything seemed normal until I noticed my neigbors lights turned on. I
looked in the window (not like a stalker, just out of curiosity) when I
saw a person staring at me, and that person looks like no one I know.
He had shagy, brown hair reading glases that glared out his eyes, and
the bigest, creepyist grin I have ever seen. I thought I was just tired
or dehidrated, and in the blink of an eye, he was gone and the lights
shortly went off. Then I saw a door shut in the back of their house, and
I shortly fell a sleep. I don't remember any of the dreams from that
night either. Today, their were drops of blood in the bathroom and no
one knew what it was from. Besides that, I feel watched constantly, ever
scince last week. please give me an honest opinion of what I should do,
if anything.

... wat

Bilo : The alot is so amazing. I'm planning on making a plushie of him eventually

Doc : People are fucking stupid. Luckily they decide that they need to exact their stupidity on others, so we can archive it and laugh at it.