Marble Hornets EXPLAINED!

A friend and I were discussing the latest entry when we found something. Something that makes the entire series make sense...

Marble Hornets takes place in the Pokemon world, and Slender Man is Jigglypuff!

I mean, it all makes sense when you think about it! Whenever someone gets close to him, there are strange sounds and they pass out. Masky is obviously the Marrowack mother whom Jay must put to rest to get the Silph Scope so he can see Slender Man without distortion. This would also explain his mask.

Jay also seems to have a large sum of money, as he, over the course of the series, bought two cameras (not including all his security cameras), a bunch of tapes, and paid to stay in a hotel for a long amount of time. How did he get all this money? Obviously, this is because Jay is actually a Meowth and keeps using Pay Day. This would also explain why he looks so odd.

Everyone also keeps passing out and wake up in their appartments. Why is this? They lost a battle and woke up in the nearest Pokemon Center. They also keep losing their memories because Slender Man learned Amnesia.

As you can see, Marble Hornets undoubtebly takes place in the Kanto Region.

Well, could be, considering all of the Slenderblogs mirror the generations of Pokemon.

Zander? That thread.

It is best thread.

I don't know what to think of this.

BUT WHO WAS CAMERA?

No no no. You have it all wrong. You need to first defeat Giovani to get the Silph Scope, who is obviously Alex. And TTA would be Green/Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak. I also propose that Slendy isn't Jigglypuff, but a Wigglytuff. Slender Man evolved after gaining enough experience from scaring the fuck out the crew of Marble Hornets.

Hallow Sleeper wrote:

No no no. You have it all wrong. You need to first defeat Giovani to get the Silph Scope, who is obviously Alex. And TTA would be Green/Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak. I also propose that Slendy isn't Jigglypuff, but a Wigglytuff. Slender Man evolved after gaining enough experience from scaring the fuck out the crew of Marble Hornets.

Yes, it all makes sense now... but doesn't Jigglypuff evolve with a moonstone? Where would he get a moonstone?

Moonstone = Operator Symbol? I have no idea.

The Moonstone is obviously Masky. And in Entry #35, Jay and Alex have broken off a piece of Moonstone so they can evolve.

...Completely unrelated, but is there a more manly name for Masky? Calling the possible direct servant of something like Slender Man 'Masky' just seems weird.

Marble hornets+Pokemon= No-No
It`s a weird idea and I laughed a littlebit.
But it`s a little... I can`t really say...

I always knew if Pokemon were real it would be scary as shit.

I hate jigglypuff.

dezwithabat wrote:

I always knew if Pokemon were real it would be scary as shit.

I hate jigglypuff.

That goes without saying. Can you just imagine all those little mutants running around? And because we as humans are afraid of anything stronger than us to the point of outright killing it, we'd have a giant Human VS Pokemon war on our hands. Sure things like Magikarp, Rattata, Pidgey, and Spearow, the most common Pokemon, wouldn't be much of a problem...It's when things like Kadabra, Gengar, Charizard, and the legendaries take notice that we'd be in some DEEEEEEP shit.