In which Slender Blogs are the Pokemon of Slender Mythos.

So, during a long crazy chat with the beloved Alice, we blew our own minds with a theory:

Alice Wilde 7:09 AM
HOW ABOUT
THAT SLENDER MAN
Zander 7:09 AM
DEM MUDKIPZ?
FUCK.
7:09 AM
Zander meme fail
Alice Wilde 7:10 AM
For the record, I have never lieked mudkipz
I played until Chrystal
Zander 7:10 AM
...
Alice Wilde 7:10 AM
*Crystal?
Zander 7:10 AM
They showed up in Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald
Alice Wilde 7:10 AM
I knew they were of another generation
But I did not know which
7:11 AM
Zander compares Pokemon gens to Slender Blogs gens in the way that they start awesome, get more awesome, then steadily go crazy as they progress
Alice Wilde 7:12 AM
....oh my god
It totally works!
Because Red/Blue/Yellow was JAF in their glitches and bad graphics
Gold/Silver/Crystal was Seeking Truth/Dreams in Darkness with their character development and more detailed movesets
Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald was White Elephants/Core Theory with their berries and Title System
also contests
Zander 7:14 AM
AND THEIR BEHAVIORS.
Alice Wilde 7:14 AM
DUDE
Zander 7:14 AM
HOLY. SHIT.
Alice Wilde 7:14 AM
I THINK WE ACCIDENTALLIED A THEORY

So, there's that. Think about it though. The Slender Blogs are like the Pokemon of the Mythos. A shit ton with the same basic material adjusted over the course of time with new additions here and there, and some of them get more crazier than others.

Thoughts?

P.S: The idea's there. May not of transitioned well via 7:30AM with the Tired, [Redacted], Zander.

Totally makes sense.
Especially the connection between berries and white elephants. I mean duh. Obvious link is obvious. How couldn't we see this before?

This is... making insanely good sense to me.

I approve and believe in all the connections that were made in this conversation

So is the new trashbag pokemon all the obscure/possibly shitty blogs out there?

so would CUT! be Missingno?

Greetings,

I believe there is only one possible thing I could say about this topic...

A wild Slender Man appeared!

Alex I choose YOU!

Slender Man uses TORMENT!

Critical hit!

Alex uses FEAR!

Slender Man is unaffected.

Slender Man uses MINDRAPE!

Alex has feinted! Will you send out your next Pok'emon?

----> [Yes]
----> [No]

[Alex]
[Jay]
[Empty]
[Empty]
[Empty]
[Empty]

That is all.

So does this mean that Generation V will cut out all the stuff from previous generations and essentially be a reboot?

THIS. ALL OF THIS. SEE? IT CONNECTS MAKES FUCKING SENSE OF EVERYTHING! Also the number of blogs are ever increasing just like the pokemon.

GREAT SCOTT!


That makes some sense, and it fits so well...but which blog is which Pokemon?

Oh, let's not go there. If we start characterizing Blogs, Vlogs, and other SM stuff into Pokemon, we'll never hear the end of it.

inb4 Victor Surge = Arceus

Zander wrote:

Oh, let's not go there. If we start characterizing Blogs, Vlogs, and other SM stuff into Pokemon, we'll never hear the end of it.

inb4 Victor Surge = Arceus Mewtwo

Fix'ed

Mr. Jeebles wrote:

Zander wrote:

Oh, let's not go there. If we start characterizing Blogs, Vlogs, and other SM stuff into Pokemon, we'll never hear the end of it.

inb4 Victor Surge = Arceus Mewtwo

Fix'ed

Fix'd better.

Slenderblog Pokemon Rap. That is all.

GOTTA READ 'EM ALL! GOTTA READ 'EM ALL!

GOTTA READ 'EM ALL! GOTTA READ 'EM ALL!

Slender Man is, of course, Ash Ketchum, on his quest to capture all the bloggers.

WILD RUNNER APPEARED!

GO, PROXY!

PROXY USED TACKLE!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

SLENDERMAN USED POKe BALL!

SLENDERMAN CAUGHT A RUNNER!

Figures. Everyone knows that 2nd Gen was the best. In both sides of the analogy.

Seann wrote:

GOTTA READ 'EM ALL! GOTTA READ 'EM ALL!

GOTTA READ 'EM ALL! GOTTA READ 'EM ALL!

Slender Man is, of course, Ash Ketchum, on his quest to capture all the bloggers.

Actually, in SlenderSkype, the idea of making the main Pokemon anime theme into a Slenderized version was made too.

I want to kill the very most
Bloggers there ever was
To snatch them is my real quest
To eviscerate is my cause

I will travel across times and lands
Searching far and wide
Teach bloggers to understand
The organs are insiiiiiiide

Slenderblog! Gotta read 'em all!
I kill you all
I know that quite soon you'll fall!
Slenderblog!
Oooh, you're barely a thorn
In a world that'll soon be torn!
Slenderblog!
Ooh, a mask so true-
Our coding will pull us through!
You fear me and I see you
Slen! Der! Blog~!

Gotta read 'em all!
(Gotta read 'em all)
Slenderblog!

I am not drunk whilst writing this and I have no idea what would give you that idea.

Regardless of how good/bad my blog is, it has to be Piplup or one of it's evo line, no exceptions.

I was going for just Slender Man, but that works too! Winpoint. <3 Although singing it, the "I will travel across times and lands" is kind of off pace with the song, but it can still work.

And Chase, your blog is goo. XD

XD oops, haha, forgot the d.

but still, anything Pokemon, regardless of what it's referencing, I need to be piplup or related to piplup or the evo line in some way XD; but I do like the amended theme song, it's nice and creepy/crazy

chasechan2050 wrote:

XD oops, haha, forgot the d.

but still, anything Pokemon, regardless of what it's referencing, I need to be piplup or related to piplup or the evo line in some way XD; but I do like the amended theme song, it's nice and creepy/crazy

Chase, no matter what you do it has to be Piplup, also TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

So...

Proxies = Team Rocket?

Slenderman would be Giovanni, obviously.