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Pryex Observer
Posts : 142 Current Win Points : 25 Join date : 2011-01-23 Age : 30 Location : Planet England
| Subject: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:42 pm | |
| I post a picture and give information regarding the story. You tell me what to do next. Best response wins. BEGIN. You are a WELL DRESSED BLOGGER. Your BLOG is quite popular, and is mostly a dumping grounds for all of the CREEPYPASTA you find online. >Enter Name | |
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Mr. Jeebles Slendervet
Posts : 1499 Current Win Points : 750 Join date : 2011-01-15 Age : 31 Location : Unknown
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:48 pm | |
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Pryex Observer
Posts : 142 Current Win Points : 25 Join date : 2011-01-23 Age : 30 Location : Planet England
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:50 pm | |
| - Mr. Jeebles wrote:
- Zoosmell Pooplord.
That is not your NAME. That is your USERNAME. | |
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Sachael Watched
Posts : 287 Current Win Points : 179 Join date : 2011-01-07 Age : 36 Location : EVERYWHERE YOU'RE NOT
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:17 pm | |
| Tyrone P. McWafflefuck
P for Pyrex.
(your folks have a thing for plasticware) | |
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Dr Shlub Anxious
Posts : 68 Current Win Points : 49 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 29 Location : Ye Olde Britannia Land
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:29 pm | |
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Vivi Blackout
Posts : 507 Current Win Points : 488 Join date : 2010-12-10 Age : 32 Location : Alexandria, Gaia
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:33 pm | |
| A.J. von AJingtonsteinbergmannstein the 64th. You heritage comes from a bloodline of royal A.J.s from the obscure AJlandia countryside in western Europe. | |
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Grifen411 Untainted
Posts : 26 Current Win Points : 12 Join date : 2011-07-09 Age : 47 Location : Hell
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:53 pm | |
| Panfillo Cantinflas Dela Chingadera. | |
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Pryex Observer
Posts : 142 Current Win Points : 25 Join date : 2011-01-23 Age : 30 Location : Planet England
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:25 pm | |
| - Vivi wrote:
- A.J. von AJingtonsteinbergmannstein the 64th.
You heritage comes from a bloodline of royal A.J.s from the obscure AJlandia countryside in western Europe. Yes your name is A.J. You are in your room. Next to you is your WINDOW which has a very nice view, your DOOR which leads to the HALLWAY. You are currently facing your DESK, upon which is your COMPUTER and your WALLET. >What to do? | |
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Vivi Blackout
Posts : 507 Current Win Points : 488 Join date : 2010-12-10 Age : 32 Location : Alexandria, Gaia
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:29 pm | |
| >Go online, go to an Apple forum, and mock the self righteous douchebaggery some MAC USERS have in abundance, while ironically being sorta self righteous, but for the right reasons... right? | |
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DFW Observer
Posts : 136 Current Win Points : 67 Join date : 2011-05-03 Age : 34 Location : North Carolina
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:46 pm | |
| >Go to the window and check out the view. I bet it's awesome. | |
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CheckersValentine Stalked
Posts : 359 Current Win Points : 101 Join date : 2011-05-05 Location : Around
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:54 pm | |
| > lean OUT THE WINDOW and scream my awesomeness to the skies. Since I'm such a sexy mofo, and obviously a world class fame wizard with my bloggery-genius, the ladies will come running. right? | |
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Mr. Jeebles Slendervet
Posts : 1499 Current Win Points : 750 Join date : 2011-01-15 Age : 31 Location : Unknown
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:08 pm | |
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Pryex Observer
Posts : 142 Current Win Points : 25 Join date : 2011-01-23 Age : 30 Location : Planet England
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:36 pm | |
| - CheckersValentine wrote:
- > lean OUT THE WINDOW and scream my awesomeness to the skies. Since I'm such a sexy mofo, and obviously a world class fame wizard with my bloggery-genius, the ladies will come running. right?
You lean out your window and declare your AWESOMENESS to the world. Sadly no ladies come running, a cat however stops and looks up at you before walking off. You notice a TALL MAN IN A SUIT looking at you. Slightly creeped out by this you decide to CLOSE THE WINDOW. >What will you do now? | |
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DFW Observer
Posts : 136 Current Win Points : 67 Join date : 2011-05-03 Age : 34 Location : North Carolina
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:37 pm | |
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Dr Shlub Anxious
Posts : 68 Current Win Points : 49 Join date : 2010-12-11 Age : 29 Location : Ye Olde Britannia Land
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:05 pm | |
| >CALL your BEST FRIEND (Fag Apple) and tell him to bring his camera | |
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Mr. Jeebles Slendervet
Posts : 1499 Current Win Points : 750 Join date : 2011-01-15 Age : 31 Location : Unknown
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:37 pm | |
| >SHIT in your HAND and throw it at the TALL MAN IN THE SUIT. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:43 pm | |
| >Try to SLEEP and hope that the TALL MAN IN A SUIT is GONE in the MORNING. |
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DaLadybugMan Blackout
Posts : 565 Current Win Points : 488 Join date : 2010-12-28 Age : 33 Location : Now I am everywhere
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:58 pm | |
| >Roll EYES another one of these GODDAMN THREADS.
(Srsly, I really don't get the appeal. Why do these keep popping up?)
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Vivi Blackout
Posts : 507 Current Win Points : 488 Join date : 2010-12-10 Age : 32 Location : Alexandria, Gaia
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:59 pm | |
| >Bow your head in shame knowing you SECRETLY LOVE these GODDAMN THREADS. | |
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Pryex Observer
Posts : 142 Current Win Points : 25 Join date : 2011-01-23 Age : 30 Location : Planet England
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:05 pm | |
| - Dr Shlub wrote:
- >CALL your BEST FRIEND (Fag Apple) and tell him to bring his camera
You call your best friend FAG APPLE. His parents are kind of bastards. You promptly tell him about the TALL MAN IN A SUIT. As you are an expert on CREEPYPASTA, he agrees to come over to your house with his CAMERA and help you take some high quality shots. He says he will be about 20 MINUTES. >What will you do in the time it takes him to arrive?
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Hallow Sleeper Observer
Posts : 175 Current Win Points : 23 Join date : 2011-03-17 Location : The Hallow Forest.
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:05 pm | |
| >Put on TIARA and call out words to SAILOR MOON'S TRANSFORMATION. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:06 pm | |
| >BARRICADE all but the MOST ESSENTIAL ROUTES in your house. THINK LOGICALLY and don't be a FUCKTARD. |
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DFW Observer
Posts : 136 Current Win Points : 67 Join date : 2011-05-03 Age : 34 Location : North Carolina
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:46 pm | |
| >go outside and run through the WOODS for no apparent reason | |
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CheckersValentine Stalked
Posts : 359 Current Win Points : 101 Join date : 2011-05-05 Location : Around
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:59 pm | |
| Snag that WALLET and toss down that endless stream of Twenty's that you've gained from mugging the steam of nerferious girl scouts who run this town. | |
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Pryex Observer
Posts : 142 Current Win Points : 25 Join date : 2011-01-23 Age : 30 Location : Planet England
| Subject: Re: You are being STALKED Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:26 pm | |
| - DFW wrote:
- >go outside and run through the WOODS for no apparent reason
You look out the window. Those WOODS look very ominous. You decide you'd better have some form of protection before you go in. There are a lot of GIRL SCOUTS in this area. Your DESK contains a drawer, and there might also be something useful in the KITCHEN. >What will you do? | |
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