You are being STALKED

>Get UKELELE from DESK DRAWER. Go outside to the WOODS.

*Seconding the motion for a ukelele*

Snag the ukelele, brain three or four girl scouts, tie their merit badge sashes together and wrap them around you as a protective belt.

Life wrote:

>Get UKELELE from DESK DRAWER. Go outside to the WOODS.

You grab your trusty UKULELE from the DESK DRAWER. This has won you many a battle in the past.



You then proceed to fashion a PROTECTIVE SASH BELT out of many of your trophies. You have long opposed the iron fist of the GIRL SCOUTS and their COOKIES. You are now prepared to go out into the WOODS. Though you still don''t quite know why you are going.

>What will you do in the woods?

> Head out into the middle of the woods and play a snazzy tune for all the woodland creatures.

>Go for a WALK in the WOODS. ENJOY the NATURE around you. If the TALL MAN IN A SUIT shows up then BASH IN HIS SKULL with the UKELELE.

bilo wrote:

> Head out into the middle of the woods and play a snazzy tune for all the woodland creatures.

You find a suitable cleering in the WOODS and begin playing a SNAZZY TUNE on your UKULELE.



Sure enough you are surrounded by fuzzy little WOODLAND BUNNIES. These curious little guys just love music. The music does not last as soon your hear a LOUD BANG.



A cruel HUNTER has shot one of the WOODLAND BUNNIES. They are afterall quite the delicacy in the area. Their taste is like no other. Looking at the BUNNY CORPSE you begin to wonder what you should do about it.

>What will you do about the Bunny corpse?

> FEAST ON IT'S FLESH

> PISS ON ITS REMAINS. And make the other bunnies watch.

Mind if I join in? Or is it too late? O__O

[You can join whenever you like]

>Take out its EYEBALL and have someone with AIDS PISS in its EYE SOCKET so it dies all SLOW LIKE.

>Give it to HABIT

>Use the BUNNY CORPSE as a VOODOO DOLL to control all the other WOODLAND BUNNIES.

>Leave the RABBIT CORPSE alone. The hunter probably wants it anyways.

However.

Before you go use some of the blood to draw lines under your eyes. Bunny blood is an excellent defense against GIRL SCOUTS isn't it?

bilo wrote:

> PISS ON ITS REMAINS. And make the other bunnies watch.

You dip your fingers in the poor creatures BLOOD and begin to draw lines beneath your eyes. It smells like Marshamallows. This fucker means business.

You unzip your pants and direct the stream of PISS straight at the corpse. That should teach the HUNTER for killing it while you were rocking out. You gather your items and begin wandering through the WOODS. The other two FOREST BUNNIES look horrified as if they'd just suffered a terrible mental breakdown.

>What will you do next?

Now use your mental influence to command the forest bunnies and become their lord and master in your inevitable war against Jack Slenderman.

Dress up as the Goblin King from Labrynth and make the bunnies perform Magic Dance.

Grifen411 wrote:

Dress up as the Goblin King from Labrynth and make the bunnies perform Magic Dance.

You attempt to do this because you know it works very well with your insane AWESOMENESS. However you left your GABLIN KING COSTUME at the DRY CLEANERS and the WOODLAND BUNNIES are too afraid of you now. Instead you decide to go further into the woods, you have lost all track of TIME.

>What will you do in the DEEP WOODS?

>try to find a way back home. Your buddy is probably on his way to your house by now, or there, wondering where the hell you are. Hurry hurry!

DFW wrote:

>try to find a way back home. Your buddy is probably on his way to your house by now, or there, wondering where the hell you are. Hurry hurry!

You decide it's probably best to head HOME in order to meet up with FAG APPLE. You immediatly begin your trek in the hopes of meeting him.



Not long after starting to walk you are stopped in your tracks by two FORMIDABLE GIRL SCOUTS. The most you've ever fought off is one, they don't seem startled by your weapon or your terrifying war paints. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

>Choose your actions wisely.

> Feed them to the TALL MAN IN A SUIT. Feel only slightly guilty afterward.

>"Pants" the FORMIDDABLE GIRL SCOUTS quite inappropriately and RUN.

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