What would happen if Medusa stared at Slenderman?

If Medusa were to stare at Slenderman, would Medusa turn Slenderman to stone, or would she just die? Or fall in love? You guys have the chance to solve a paradox here.

P.S. This is the Slenderman from the game Slender.

well looking at slenderman doesn't actually do anything. the mechanics of Slender have very little to do with the actual mythos.

Why? Why would you even care?

I'm going to go with "nothing". Nothing at all would happen.

TheFallenenvoy wrote:

well looking at slenderman doesn't actually do anything. the mechanics of Slender have very little to do with the actual mythos.

I'm talking about the game.
Great, now I need to put that into the post.
God dang it, it's leaking into the other posts.

Mr. Jeebles wrote:

Why? Why would you even care?

Well, why would I even care what your profile picture is? Because I feel like knowing what it is. Everyone is curious.

AwesomePdudE wrote:

TheFallenenvoy wrote:

well looking at slenderman doesn't actually do anything. the mechanics of Slender have very little to do with the actual mythos.

I'm talking about the game.
Great, now I need to put that into the post.
God dang it, it's leaking into the other posts.

I really recommend you look into more slenderman media.

I cant see you lasting long otherwise

TheFallenenvoy wrote:

AwesomePdudE wrote:

TheFallenenvoy wrote:

well looking at slenderman doesn't actually do anything. the mechanics of Slender have very little to do with the actual mythos.

I'm talking about the game.
Great, now I need to put that into the post.
God dang it, it's leaking into the other posts.

I really recommend you look into actual slenderman media.

I cant see you lasting long otherwise

I did, actually, and ended up hanging from the chandelier in my living room.
I have no idea, don't ask.

You've begun to make zero sense.

Cougar Draven wrote:

You've begun to make zero sense.

I wasn't doing that already?

This forum is not about the game. The things people think they know about Slenderman from the game are not necessarily in line with the rest of the mythos. If you're going to discuss Slenderman please actually take the time to get on the same level as the other users or else this is going to keep happening.

AwesomePdudE wrote:

Cougar Draven wrote:

You've begun to make zero sense.

I wasn't doing that already?

No you were tying to be "edgy" or "funny" by making no sense and really you just come off childish and slightly anal

Mr. Jeebles wrote:

AwesomePdudE wrote:

Cougar Draven wrote:

You've begun to make zero sense.

I wasn't doing that already?

No you were tying to be "edgy" or "funny" by making no sense and really you just come off childish and slightly anal

Actually, in technicality, I was just trying to be as freaking random as I possibly could. Because I want people to know who I am.

AwesomePdudE wrote:

Mr. Jeebles wrote:

AwesomePdudE wrote:

Cougar Draven wrote:

You've begun to make zero sense.

I wasn't doing that already?

No you were tying to be "edgy" or "funny" by making no sense and really you just come off childish and slightly anal

Actually, in technicality, I was just trying to be as freaking random as I possibly could. Because I want people to know who I am.

That's literally what I just said

AwesomePdudE wrote:

Actually, in technicality, I was just trying to be as freaking random as I possibly could. Because I want people to know who I am.

Being completely straight with you: that's actually a pretty damn good way to get yourself in actual trouble around here.

Well, kid, if "being random" is how you want people to know who you are, I hope you're okay with the idea of being labeled "that one fucker". Because you are firmly on that path.

But it's not too late to turn aside.

Cougar Draven wrote:

Well, kid, if "being random" is how you want people to know who you are, I hope you're okay with the idea of being labeled "that one fucker". Because you are firmly on that path.

But it's not too late to turn aside.

Technically, it is.

Nah. You just have to wait until we have a new "that one fucker" to complain about.

Kyle's due for a stint.

wait am I expected to be the next "that fucker" because I'm beautiful.

also darling. do yourself a favour. stop this. save yourself. dont keep on going down this dark path you're on.

it's not good for you, bbg.

TheFallenenvoy wrote:

wait am I expected to be the next "that fucker" because I'm beautiful.

also darling. do yourself a favour. stop this. save yourself. dont keep on going down this dark path you're on.

it's not good for you, bbg.

I'm thinking of just AFKing for a week or two so that I stop putting hell on myself via the friendly community I've discovered so far.

AwesomePdudE wrote:

TheFallenenvoy wrote:

wait am I expected to be the next "that fucker" because I'm beautiful.

also darling. do yourself a favour. stop this. save yourself. dont keep on going down this dark path you're on.

it's not good for you, bbg.

I'm thinking of just AFKing for a week or two so that I stop putting hell on myself via the friendly community I've discovered so far.

You came to the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.

On a side note, how come I never got to be "that guy"? I was an idiot when I joined D:

level100nidoking wrote:

AwesomePdudE wrote:

TheFallenenvoy wrote:

wait am I expected to be the next "that fucker" because I'm beautiful.

also darling. do yourself a favour. stop this. save yourself. dont keep on going down this dark path you're on.

it's not good for you, bbg.

I'm thinking of just AFKing for a week or two so that I stop putting hell on myself via the friendly community I've discovered so far.

You came to the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.

On a side note, how come I never got to be "that guy"? I was an idiot when I joined D:

Fuck off, would'ya?

It's unlikely you would have been told.

AwesomePdudE wrote:

level100nidoking wrote:

You came to the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.

On a side note, how come I never got to be "that guy"? I was an idiot when I joined D:

Fuck off, would'ya?

Rule #5 of Slender Nation is "do not disrespect other users". This entire thread has gotten out of hand.

I am going to lock the threads that AwesomePdudE made today, and the next person to be a douche about it is getting a temp ban. Are we clear and calm now? I really hope we are.