Crazy Slenderman Idea

Guise, guise, I had an awesome dream last night. I was sleeping (still following me?) I was sleeping!!! And my dream, it was awesome, and what if...

WHAT. IF....

Slenderman ran a giant corporation full of people being used as proxies in order to control the youth population of the world?

Think about it! You have some weird people that seem to "work" for Slenderman on their own free will, right? i.e. The Observer? He doesn't seem to be like a mindless slave of Slenderman and seems to pretty enjoy his "job".

WAT IF... All these video series and blogs and stuff all over the world were the different branches of the giant Organization that just is split into different sections to handle different parts of the world?!

^
This was literally the dream I had. Wasn't really in First person or third person - just brought forth like... this... CRAAZY concept my imagination decided to regurgitate.

I dreamed that there was this massive office bulding that was shrouded in mist and that Slendy was the boss of it all, and the Observer was there, and there were mindless proxy people everywhere and there were other people there that were "reporting in". and they had a giant map table of all the towns of the world and a globe to mark where they had Proxy Servants and how many.

And they had giant computer rooms where they did all their technological things and communicated with their "Proxy people" all over the world, and they ran a small pharmacy that produced a few painkillers solely for the people working under Slenderman to help them cope with the Slender sickness.

They also used these drugs sometimes against people (I.E. Milo overdosed on drugs, and there's a small theory that the Observer controlled him to do it).

They also dropped off small pill bottles with some of the people they used as Proxies so that they could cope with the headaches and stuff. (In MarbleHornets, Jay had a random pill bottle with unidentified painkillers).




^ I got so excited and thought that this idea was really fricken funny as well as cool and badass in a way, so I thought I'd share my crazy imagination with you all.

Soooo....? What do you think?

So what you're saying is that Slendy = Illuminati?

Well... It's out there. Very interesting.
MOD EDIT: Moved to appropriate subforum

Out there,but if you did it right, it might be hilarious and awesome

I'll be honest, I sense the potential for an 'Office' style sitcom. Ricky Gervais would be an amazing Slenderman.

YES! That is what I was thinking of - and that someone needs to do a Blog or Some sort of awesome Videothread about this.

I made this image for the thread.

Nimbus wrote:

I made this image for the thread.

Oh yes.

This is very nice.

YES! This is perfect. I love it!

Just make obama a little more pale so he looks more like Slenderman and remove the ears.

Caedeus wrote:

YES! This is perfect. I love it!

Just make obama a little more pale so he looks more like Slenderman and remove the ears.

NO.

How will people know it's Obama?

Maybe the military american flag and the suit and tie that says "Hay, I'm the US President"? XD

It's not enough damnit.

I want every man woman and child to understand that we stand on the brink of annihilation! I want this country to know how close we are to chaos! I want everyone to remember...

This proves that giant corporations are evil.

AAAH GAWD WHY IS THERE AN SCP-073?! AAH! DAMNIT! That thing is the freakiest thing I've ever seen!

Mind if I say that I find this idea to be brilliant? I would love to see a vlog about this. Sadly, it would probably cost a lot to do

Thanks. It was literally originally a crazy dream my imagination whipped up that wasn't horrifying for once.

Etreo wrote:

It's not enough damnit.

I want every man woman and child to understand that we stand on the brink of annihilation! I want this country to know how close we are to chaos! I want everyone to remember...

WHY THEY NEED US!

That reference. It was.

Hi Taco. I think your quote went just a bit off there dear.

I'm a tad confused as to what that is...

Hey, you started the thread, it's your problem. If you can't fathom what's going on inside it that's none of our business.

Spoiler:

Soooo Slenderman is the leader of anonymous.... I should of known!

There's certainly been allusions within some of the blogs to proxies working for Slendy like some sort of company/organisation. Kinda reminds me slightly of my, er, other blog-type-project-type-thing I've been doing in the meantime while I was away from the Slenderverse.

Okay, this post isn't going where I wanted to. Will shut up now.

Think of it like this.

Slenderman, in his spare time, occupies stock exchanges. That's the total outcome of this thread.