Today in High School

First off, I don't mean to gross anybody out or freak anybody out with my story.But on Wednesday, I had art class. It's the kind of class I usually stay quiet in. But I had a thought in my head. My art teacher is an African American man who is bald and only has an Abraham Lincoln beard. He is very calm and friendly. As a matter of fact, he ALWAYS has a smile on his face, even while he is mad at somebody.

Anyways, so I wanted to break the silence in my classroom, and give everybody a reason to smile for the rest of the long day. I walk up next to my art teacher, and my goal is to pass gas next to his face. (Yeah I know, I am a very mature >_>)

So I did. I passed gas near his face while he was sitting down working on an art project. It was very loud, it echoed through the room and laughter boomed all over. I had a good laugh as well, then I walked away as if nothing happened. But that soon ended when my art teacher got up and said "I'm going to write you up! Go outside the door!"

And guess what? He was SMILING while he said that to me. He just cannot stop smiling.

I was out in the hallway until everybody was dismissed to their next classes, the art teacher lets me leave too. I thought I was going to get away with it, but no.

The very next day I recieved a Discipline Referral. On the "Notes" area, it said that "Kevin came up to me while I was seated, and passed gas near my face. After he passed gas(loudly) he walked away to his seat quickly while laughing."

I had to sit 2 days of In school Detention just for passing gas.... I mean yes, It was close to his face, but still, it is not like I hurt anybody.

Yeah, so that is my story. Humurous right? I laugh anytme I think about it. Any thoughts on this? don't you think my art teacher overreacted atleast one bit?

2 days of detention for farting? Not bad XD

Bit excessive...

That gave me a good laugh.

Your school seems a lot more strict than mine. Kids pass gas in the middle of class several times a day and nothing happens to them. (Granted that they didn't fart right in the teacher's face, but they've been close several times.)

The punishment was OTT, but so was the farting in the poor guys face to be fair.

congratulations tails foxy for being the only adult to post on this thread so far
ooh and congratulations me for being the youngest to post on the thread I'm only 14

That's less time than I would have given you.

Well, that was definitely an interesting story XD

If I told you my exploits in High School, you'd probably all be exceptionally anxious around me. I had A ROUGH time in highschool, I was basically one of those loners, but I started fighting back. I got in more fights than I could count. But due to my mental health and how many times I had been put in hospital during my earlier school years by the people who tormented me physically, they allowed it to pass to a home education. I got better, mind you.

but it says 17 wouldn't you still be in high school unless you dropped out

Nah, America's quite unique in the respect that its secondary education system extends to 18. In the UK for example, secondary school (high school) lasts until you are 16.

Yah, I know. But it can extend to 18.

And yeah, I dropped out in the summer term after I broke someone's eye socket. I was then home educated.

How... Never mind, I don't want to know.

I ran into the middle of the Year 7's football game yesterday. To give you an idea, they're usually about 11, and I'm 15. I charged in without invitation, kicked the ball out from under one kids feet, he hit the floor. I then knocked over two more who tried to tackle me. One kid charged me head on, and I slammed him with my shoulder and spun him so he fell face first on to the floor. One more kid, tentatively sticks his foot out to try and get the ball. Hook his leg with my foot, kick up and throw the kid in the air, running toward the goal with the ball. Goalkeeper is bricking it. I smash the ball and it hits him square in the face, and bounces back to me. I smash it again, and this time it hits him in the groin and he collapses, whimpering.

My adrenaline wears off, and I look around.
Bodies everywhere.
Tears.
Some quiet whimpering.
Run away.

Oh god why.

It isn't a fun story. Okay, so this kid spat in my face and I lost it and swung at him...

BUT WHY DID YOU DO DAT?!

I don't know. I was only expecting to irritate them a bit, but then I unleashed Satan on them.

Goddamn teen rage, yo.

But yeah, poor year 7's they get it rough. Despite being annoying.