Five Letters

Standard Tuxes are In Rome

S T A R E.

Show Them Around Rotting England

F E N Y U

Finally Ending New England's Undoing

C O M E T.

Calling On My Entertainment Telephone

S N O R E

Sell Narcotics On Roadside eBay.

A U V C W.

An Unappealing Very Cold Watermelon

Spoiler:

M E L O N

My Eye Looks Odd Now

R A M E N

Roger Ate Moist Egg Noodles

E F G H I

Tundra wrote:

Undead Fellow wrote:

(by the way, no repeating letters)

Whoops! sorry.

Anyway, I changed it

Everyone Fools Gamer's Hidden Identity (idk)

K U O N A

Kelly Understands One Natural Attack (?)

L M F A O

Living Monkeys Fap Around Octopus

M A E D A

My Awesome Elastic Dirty Automobile.

U N D E R

Ubercharged Nexus Degradation & Evaporation Rifle

T O W E R

Take Over Waldo Evans' Rabbit.

Q J Z X U

Quite justified zealot x-ray unit

G R E A T

Great Ramsey Enjoys Apple Tarts

S N O R E

Slender Nation Or Regret Everything

S L N D Y

Slenderman loved nerdy drunks yesterday.

Z X A S W

Zombie Xavier Applying Saintly Wax

S T E G A

Slenderman totally eats giant apples.

Y U I O A

You Used an Ionic Obliviator Agent

... You forgot your five letters.

I'll just use these: W E R T Y
Waldo Enjoyed Running Track Yesterday.

P O L K A

Pokemon Obviously Love Killing Animals

P U O T Y