Jeebles Finally Watches 2080TwentyEightY

-An Introduction-

I asked Vivi about this and she gladly gave me the thumbs up so I present to you, Jeebles Finally Watches A Piece of Shit!. I've seen bits and pieces of this series but I haven't had the attention span to watch the entire thing because I find it somewhat angering. With no further ado-

Teh Composition Book
-"See Section #16 for the Full Story" appears at the begging of the video...
-Really? Sections? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...
-Oh well, fuck it. We will wait till I get there.
-Starts out with a camera pointed at a sliding glass door.
-OH HAI DOGGY!
-I see a T.V. reflection in the sliding glass door.
-I swear to god it looks like someone is watching Goosh Goosh.
-40 seconds in and all I've seen is a dog and gay amateur hentai... Awesome.
-Someone is doing dishes. Better be the woman of the house.
-ZOMG! 1:00 minute in and someone is passing through the backyard! Awesome tactic to have nothing happen the first full minute of your video!
-Silly Scarecrow! This isn't Gotham City! You're in the wrong movie!
-Scarecrow left me at 1:27, I only got 27 seconds of Cillian Murphey...
-1:50 the doggy is back! That has so far been the scariest moment in this series due to my crippling fear of dogs. I'm not sure I can finish this without suffering detrimental effects to my mind.
-Seriously... I sat there from 1:27 to the end at 2:42 and besides the dog NOTHING HAPPENED... Atleast there was porn in the window...

Overall: Worst Slendy ever... Marble Cut Boys did better and theirs is supposed to be a parody. Majority of the time their Slendy was wearing boxers...

-Surveying Myself-

This is his second video. Same style as his first one. I'm starting to get uncontrollable amounts of laughter from this. SLENDER MAN, Y U MAKE MOVE NOW?

Teh Composition Book
-Starts out with him pointing a camera out his front door.
-I love how the YouTube description is "I found a weird thing on my surveillance..."
-Holding a camera is not called "surveillance", it's called "filming".
-Why do you even need to have "surveillance" in the first place, Cillian Murphey just got the wrong set.
-25 seconds in and Cillian Murphey is back!
-When will he learn this isn't the right movie.
-He's just walking so nonchalantly with his hands in his pockets.
-Kid, why don't you fucking tell Cillian he's on the wrong god damn set. It would make both of your lives so much easier.
-53 seconds in. Surveillance cameras don't move like that, you silly boy.

Overall:
1 minute and 8 seconds of "surveillance". I hope to god the next video has no French in it. I might have to do despicable things to nice people...

Oh, silly Cillian! God, I love him. But seriously, this series is so excruciatingly bad the only reason to watch it is to either learn what not to do in a slender series or laugh at it.

Being a video series, I would have ended up watching this eventually. Though from the posts in here I'll just take a wild guess that it's shit hmm?

Thanks for saving me the horror of watching and wasting my time.

The point of this is because it's shit, I'm just making fun of it in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 kind of way. Thanks for the feed back =]

-Just got home. RANDOM FRENCH TALKIN!-

So, here's episode three. With French... Yay. Still trying to figure out why he has comments disabled when obviously nothing is wrong

Teh Composition Book
-"Now for some reason you may see in this video I'm talkin' French for some reason" No comment...
-First time we see this kids face. He may or may not be younger than Quofomo. Hard to say.
-"What are these?" Those, sir, are picture you drew yourself and placed there. Do you suffer from memory loss or something?
-No no no, he can't have memory loss. Then it might show signs of being a slender series and I'm not sure what it is yet, but I fucking hope it's not one of those.
-"Wait a second... This looks just like that guy I've been seeing." Trust me kid, this looks NOTHING like Cillian Murphey.
-At 56 seconds, "I'm thirsty" appears on the screen for French subtitles. I think what that was meant to say is "where's my dildo gotten too."
-Oh, you're hungry now? Interesting plot development. I'm intrigued.
-At 1:28 he happily announces he is going to watch Spongebob. I would much rather be watching Dora right now.
-He exclaims more French in a monotone voice about his dog. I think he really meant "I fucking love cocaine", because that would explain alot.
-Looks out his window and talks about how nothing is there. Looks like Cillian got the right set this time. Shame, I wouldn't have minded if he committed murder out of anger for showing up at the wrong house three times in a row. After all he is the Scarecrow.

Overall:
This child has gotten me to hate all French people and French related things entirely based on this 2 minute video. I wonder what else I will grow to hate in time.

Don't hate the French, Jeebles. From what I gathered, this tard is doing it all wrong.


AND KEEP ON TRUCKIN'. I can't get enough of the Cillian Murphy comments. C:

No problem Hither I plan too. It's somewhat become my staple.

I think this may be my favorite review of a Slender Man series just because of the great Cillian Murphy remarks. Nice work XD

I remember seeing the first video, and just getting bored by it. Never continued with it. And I see that I'm lucky I didn't.
Also, Jeebles, your commentary is hilarious. Keep it up.

I approve of this. So hard.

After arbitrarily giving some later vids a spin, I really hope you'll go all the way with this project dude. I'll buy you whiskey if it helps

-Section #1-

...Just read the shit below this... I'll write more in Overall, I've lost much faith in todays youth.

Teh Composition Book
-Starts off with a retarded sideways widescreen view… I think he’s telling us he likes long thin peen.
-Weird papers eh? Are they actually of Cillian Murphey this time?
-“This is where my series actually starts to begin.” No… Just no… Why would you…
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-The pictures say “Sent t Nick”. How original. He must have come up with this symbol himself. I don’t think I’ve seen it in any well known Slender Vlogs before.
-Walking out of his room into his hallway.
- Ya’know, every time I see this kids face I just want to castrate small Mexican babies.
-Hahahahahahaha! He walks into his living room where the T.V. is playing and it went, “You’re watching Big Time Rush, on Nick!” My sisters love that show. The two who do are 5 and 7.
-Turn the fucking T.V. off, it’s so fucking distracting. Then again it’s still more interesting than you.
-At around 1:45 I’m pretty sure his mommy called him.
-The fuck is he doing… All I hear is paper rustling.
-… It wasn’t his mother… He’s actually paying more attention to Nickelodeon than a fucking Slender Vlog…
-Ok so that’s not a couple pieces of paper it’s a package he stapled together and for some reason hasn’t been able to open it for the past two and a half minutes.
-Took him three and a half minutes to open two pieces of paper that where stapled together about 12 times…
-More of this mysteries symbol, I wonder what it means…
-NO WAY… Stepping out of sarcasm here, but he ACTUALLY USED A SLIGHTLY MODIFIED VERSION OF NOAH’S OBSERVER SYMBOL! Anyone care to toss me a Mexican baby?
-The above paper says “L k what I see”. More of these fucking :(x):this kid might be onto something.
-I love how he puts his own text in the video. I actually think he’s genuinely trying to be condescending to us because he thinks he’s the shit. Time for another Mexican.
-That actually does not say “FIND” backwards. It says, “F lightning bolt D”.
-Last paper has “Three weird figures and the middle one’s arms read ‘FIND’”.
-Wow, the figure on the left has his head mad out of an . Interesting…
-It just looks like there’s a three many armed men walking down the road to a rave. That’s why they have wriggly arms, it’s a pre-emptive rave. I wonder if Cillian is going to meet them there.
-“I NEED TO FIND ANSWERS!”
-“WHAT DOES THE MESSAGE ‘FIND’ MEAN?” You just used that word one sentence ago. Are you like Drew Barrymore from 50 First Dates, just worse on the memory loss and more retarded from your cocaine addiction?

Overall:
I just... First of all he used Sections which makes no sense whatsoever. He didn't even use them in the right way, all the Entries and Submissions were videos that was from the past, but his is happening right then! I'm quite disappoint right now and am off to steal some Mexican babies.
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BBL.

-Section #2-

This is his second Section It starts out with the usual "Marble Hornets Style" white text. I shall bold all his text within the videos as well as putting then in quotes. If something of his is in red, it's because he fucked up royally.

Teh Composition Book
-"My radio is broken, like staticy."
-First of all, wut? Second of all, it's a fucking radio that still uses an antenna. NO SHIT IT HAS STATIC.
-"Aparently, I have been surveying myself, again."
-Apparently, you haven't. Walking around filming other shit that's going on isn't surveillance... It's JUST filming.
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-"The scariest part about this, I don't remember any of this happening."
-Oh you don't, do you? Tell your mother that your father keeps slipping you Rohypnol. It will solve your memory loss and your ass pain.
-"Here is the footage."
-At this point I realized that this child has no idea how to make a black screen and just had his hand or something else in front of the camera the entire time.
-He turns on his radio and static comes out.
-He checks his antenna and the top of it is missing.
-What'd I say... Not Slender Man but retarded child's old radio antenna.
-He then looks out his snowy window.
-Awww... I don't see Cillian today.
-Disappoint.
-He stops and heads to another room which he then proceeds to look out the window.
-Atleast we know Cillian got the right set today.
-He moves downstairs and then checks a couple more windows. No Cillian Murphy sightings.
-After checking his downstairs windows, he walks over to his couch and puts the lens to it.
-At this point I'm positive that this kid doesn't know how to make a black screen and resorts to putting his hand/couch/collection of over sized dildoes against it.

Overall:
I'm becoming increasingly depressed with every entry. The worst part about this wasn't even his bad spelling or his "plot" but the fact that I realized he doesn't even use a blank screen for his text and his distortion is him blowing/rubbing something (most likely a penis) near the camera.

I love you jeebs. For reals.

AlanAuch wrote:

After arbitrarily giving some later vids a spin, I really hope you'll go all the way with this project dude. I'll buy you whiskey if it helps

After that last video, I'll talk you up on that offer...

Vivi wrote:

I love you jeebs. For reals.

Thank's Vivi! That means a lot coming from you when you started this kind of review with MH.

Oh, this is great. Jeebs, your now my new hero.

Sadly 2080 has deleted his account. His videos are gone from YouTube due to him suffering high amounts of butthurt that he truly deserved. I hope he rots in Slender Hell. May he fill this out and let thousands of dildoes fill his asshole for the rage he brought upon this fine Slender Community.

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Mr. Jeebles wrote:

Sadly 2080 has deleted his account. His videos are gone from YouTube due to him suffering high amounts of butthurt that he truly deserved. I hope he rots in Slender Hell. May he fill this out and let thousands of dildoes fill his asshole for the rage he brought upon this fine Slender Community.

NO. HE WAS MY FAVORITE SLENDER MAN SERIES. ;_;
Who will we mock now? UnNatural Events just isn't as funny.

Nimbus wrote:

Mr. Jeebles wrote:

Sadly 2080 has deleted his account. His videos are gone from YouTube due to him suffering high amounts of butthurt that he truly deserved. I hope he rots in Slender Hell. May he fill this out and let thousands of dildoes fill his asshole for the rage he brought upon this fine Slender Community.

NO. HE WAS MY FAVORITE SLENDER MAN SERIES. ;_;
Who will we mock now? UnNatural Events just isn't as funny.

I don't know... He was suck an easy target too. CILLIAN MURPHY I AM SOO SORRY YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe we can go back to the early videos of Dark Harvest?
No, it's just not the same..

*goes to read Da Watcha to fill the void*

QhaoticZombie wrote:

I forget, was 2080 the one with BAG HEAD Slender Man?

Well, combine that with shitty effects, a little kid who doesn't know how to act, and mommy & daddy's camera, and yes. That is 2080.

Right this very second I hate myself for not coming here often enough. It would have been brilliant to get the visuals to Mr Jeebles hilarious descriptions. Today I have learnt a very valuable lesson...It's called "Lurk More"

Please tell me somebody saved all the videos. D: