Let's say you could kill Slenderman

Now, let's say you could kill Slenderman... I know, I know... blasphemy right? It hasn't been done before nor do I think it will ever be done in any ARG or blog. But let's say if it was to be done by some ballsy mother fucker who had a death wish from Slender fans, what way do you think it could be done to be the least upsetting to fans?

andywarski wrote:

Now, let's say you could kill Slenderman... I know, I know... blasphemy right? It hasn't been done before nor do I think it will ever be done in any ARG or blog. But let's say if it was to be done by some ballsy mother fucker who had a death wish from Slender fans, what way do you think it could be done to be the least upsetting to fans?

I want something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Vu8-t_AWE&feature=related scene from evangelion, but with slenderman, the main character, and someone slenderman killed.

BananaBrains wrote:

It actually has been done.

Really eh? What was it done in? I'm actually quite interested.

andywarski wrote:

Really eh? What was it done in? I'm actually quite interested.

My first post is the link to the blog... >___>

BananaBrains wrote:

andywarski wrote:

Really eh? What was it done in? I'm actually quite interested.

My first post is the link to the blog... >___>

OHHH didnt notice it was a link. Thanks.

It's not so much blasphemic as much as it is boring and un-scary.

It's simple...

We kill The Slender Man.

I can name two blogs that killed the Slender Man: The Department and Lake Reflections. Of those, I'm not sure "The Department" really counts, since it's not a Slenderblog, per se, but rather an urban fantasy story. ("Lake Reflections" may not count either, but you have to read it to understand why - also, just read it because it's really, really good.)

Andy, I'm curious: You meant whether or not it'd been done visually before.
(Funny enough, I never thought of a written Slendy death, by way of blogs.)

xyzombie wrote:

It's not so much blasphemic as much as it is boring and un-scary.

^ That.

Which I've told you before, bud. If you could kill him, the fear would dissipate preeeeeetty quickly.

TheEndingDay wrote:

Andy, I'm curious: You meant whether or not it'd been done visually before.
(Funny enough, I never thought of a written Slendy death, by way of blogs.)

xyzombie wrote:

It's not so much blasphemic as much as it is boring and un-scary.

^ That.

Which I've told you before, bud. If you could kill him, the fear would dissipate preeeeeetty quickly.

Oh I know, I wasnt challenging that. But I was wondering how people would want him destroyed IF, IF possible. Our ARG will have non of that nonsense. Not only would I not be as scared... but I'd also feel bad for Slendy.

andywarski wrote:

TheEndingDay wrote:

Andy, I'm curious: You meant whether or not it'd been done visually before.
(Funny enough, I never thought of a written Slendy death, by way of blogs.)

xyzombie wrote:

It's not so much blasphemic as much as it is boring and un-scary.

^ That.

Which I've told you before, bud. If you could kill him, the fear would dissipate preeeeeetty quickly.

Oh I know, I wasnt challenging that. But I was wondering how people would want him destroyed IF, IF possible. Our ARG will have non of that nonsense. Not only would I not be as scared... but I'd also feel bad for Slendy.

Yeah, I got it. We spoke about this yesterday at length. Surprised I didn't get what you meant by the post, looking back at it.

A weapon carved from the wood of Yggdrasil.

That's the preferred method of Slendydeath I've had for years now.

Definitely some kind of Lovecraftian ancient relic. Something only available from his dimension, maybe? Not ours. ...if you could, that is

Go back in time and kill Victor Surge.

...or that, yeah. That works too.

Let's not and say we did? Or, as a bonus, let's just not.

I'm going to call cellular immortality entangled across multiple subjective quantum-gravity-tubulated consciousness yo, and say that if you kill him, you're really just killing a small part of everyone.

Kinda like Tinkerbell I guess.

Lmao, these responses are perfect. You my fine people, are hilarious.

Try and blind me with science, I'll bus' a cap in yo' ass.

Can you shoot and kill the quantum foam?

I shot quantum foam once.

The guy wasn't too happy, but we can laugh about it now.

Kinky.

Srsly. We were so frickin' entangled.

What'd you do in the end to alter your spin?