The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted. It turns out to be something really mundane and boring. Also, you have to ask Victoria herself and she's a total snob and a terrible hostess.

I wish I would get the job I interviewed for today.

Granted, but as it turns out, you new boss is Slender Man! (Sorry, couldn't think of anything else.)

I wish I could think of something else.

Granted, but then you forget it.

I wish I could be better at Latin.

Granted. You completely forget English and can now only communicate in a dead language.

I wish for a better wish than this one.

Granted, but you have to give your soul for that wish.

I wish I can somehow see the future.

Granted, but the future isn't a nice sight to see. The world is taken over by fish bug alien hybrids, and the humans wear rags. Then they get turned into robots and sold into an alternate timeline as toys. And Shrek is the only one that can save them all.

I wish for a contract.

Granted, but the cotract is a contract that forces you to give up all of your worldly possesions.

I wish to have more money.

granted, but the money comes from relatives who die and leave it to you.

I wish for teleportation abilities

Granted, But you teleported into an alternate dimension and have no way of getting back to this dimension.

I wish I could go to a restaurant.

Granted. The food is amazing, but it turns out to have the worst service ever, and you wait for three hours- just for the appetizers.

I wish my room would magically clean itself.

granted, your room got cleaned by itself, but everything in the room has dissapeared along with the cleaning.

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted, but you go back all the way to when the Earth didn't even exist, making it impossible to return.

I wish My computer wasn't so slow.

Wish granted but your computer is now so fast that it explodes

I wish for a cup of Tea thats never empty

Granted but you drop it on your lap and it keeps spilling out until the entire world drowns in tea. Thanks very much.

I wish that I had one uncorruptable wish.

granted, but the wish does nothing. so you've wasted your wish and end up being miserable.

i wish for girls that don't nag xd

Granted. But then without the nagging you never clean anything up and you drown in garbage.

I wish for socks. Your move.

Granted, but they are all left ones.

I wish for the ability to breathe fire.

Etreo wrote:

Granted, but they are all left ones.

I wish for the ability to breathe fire.

Loved reading your corrupt wish.

Granted,
but you can't control your fire and you burn your house.

I wish to have a good nights rest. Goodnight

Granted but suddenly resting doesnt exist anymore.

I wish to be a Bigfoot

Granted, but you are shot by an overzealous hillbilly.

I wish I had Morgan Freemans voice.

granted, but you are now used as a cheap alternative to morgan freeman as a narrator for movies.... all the time. The constant hiring and lack of leisure time eventually makes you go insane and you are sentenced to a psyche ward. At the word the attendants and nurses treat the patients very poorly, in fact they torture patients with shock therapy, chaining them to walls, and solitary confinement. Due to the constant torture you try to escape, but you don't realize the fence is electrified and you are shocked and taken back into the ward. A radical group in the ward decides that you are a danger due to your recent escape attempt and strangle you and stab you in your sleep... the end.

I wish I could be as creative with my wishes as I am my answers.

Granted, but now your answers are so lame that people just give up on this thread entirely.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you teleport to pluto.

I wish to be able to turn invisible.

Granted, but you become forgotten, a ghost.

I wish I can possess ESP.

Granted but the only ESP you get is Eggplant & Sardine Pizza.

I wish For pizza.