The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Etreo wrote:

I wish that I had a pet dinosaur that was tame.

Granted, but the government finds out about it, takes it, and "silences" everyone who ever saw it, self included.

I wish the show "Drive" had never been cancelled.

BanishedZaber wrote:

I wish the show "Drive" had never been cancelled.

Granted, the show gets taken over by Michael Bay and Tommy Wiseau as the lead Directors.

I wish that I had more steak... *looks at empty plate*

Granted, the show gets taken over by Michael Bay and Tommy Wiseau as the lead Directors.

I wish that I had more steak... *looks at empty plate*[/quote]

Granted, you asphyxiate under a pile of raw steak.

I wish I could travel to Japan.

Granted, but on the way there your plane crashes and you die

I wish Jeff the Killer was real ( I know, It's probably doomed anyway...)

Anateus wrote:

I wish Jeff the Killer was real ( I know, It's probably doomed anyway...)

Granted, but he reforms and somehow winds up as an insufferable celebrity.

I wish for a DeLorean.

Granted, but you only reach 87mph before going into the gorge.

I wish that I had some form of recognisable talent. :/

BanishedZaber wrote:

Anateus wrote:

I wish Jeff the Killer was real ( I know, It's probably doomed anyway...)

Granted, but he reforms and somehow winds up as an insufferable celebrity.

FRACKK !!

Etreo wrote:

Granted, but you only reach 87mph before going into the gorge.

I wish that I had some form of recognisable talent. :/

Granted, you are now the world's greatest nose picker.

I wish for a Ducati

Granted, but it will kill you the first time you drive it.

I wish i had some really good cheese.

Granted, but by good I thought you meant old, and by cheese I thought you meant the blue kind.

I wish I didn't have to get up to go to the toilet.

Granted, you just shat your pants

I wish I didn't have OCD

Anateus wrote:

Granted, you just shat your pants

I wish I didn't have OCD

Granted, but it works too well and you now have an irrational phobia of thins being neat and tidy.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

Granted, but you have to work in the sewers instead.

I wish that I wasn't so hungry.

Granted, but now you've never been so thirsty.

I wish this winter wouldn't suck so much.

Granted, you are now in the desert.

I wish the tropics wasn't so hot.

Granted. Global warming does a complete 180 and we are now stuck in a new ice age.

I wish that no one will notice that I am technically kinda sorta necro-ing this thread because I miss it >.>

Granted. Your post goes completely unnoticed and the thread is doomed to an eternal state of un-life.

I wish I would just get off my backside and write.

Granted. You realize that in your hiatus from writing you have completely forgotten how to write English and all you can come up with is gibberish.

I wish I had this freezer, fully stocked:

Granted, but you die of malnutrition because you simply cannot resist the lure of all those ice pops.

I wish I had more hats.

granted but they are all glued to your head so you can no longer go through doors without crawling.

Oh I wish, I was a catfish.

Granted, but you will be eaten as a delicacy.

I wish I have a form of telekinesis.

Granted, but you get hijacked by an evil computer who uses you to move the moon closer to Earth, thus tearing the planet apart.

I wish I was able to resist making references that aren't likely to be considered awesome.

Granted, But now you can't resist anything else.

I wish I was able to be allowed to go on a wonderful vacation to a tropical island.

Granted, but the island gets hit by a tsunami.

I wish 6 hours of sleep feel like 12.

Granted, but it turns out you did sleep for 12 hours, and ended up being late for something important.

I wish that a canadian will finally win the Stanley Cup this year. Vive le Canadiens.

Granted, but it turns out it was actually just a really big practice game.

I wish I knew what was Victoria's secret.