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spawn250 Anxious
Posts : 63 Current Win Points : 26 Join date : 2013-01-26 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:13 pm | |
| Granted, but you always oversleep 2 hours.
I wish I didn't work at McDonald's | |
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goomba771 Watched
Posts : 226 Current Win Points : 88 Join date : 2012-06-08 Age : 24 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:16 pm | |
| Granted, but now you work at Taco Bell. | |
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Etreo Runner
Posts : 959 Current Win Points : 261 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 26 Location : England
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:24 pm | |
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goomba771 Watched
Posts : 226 Current Win Points : 88 Join date : 2012-06-08 Age : 24 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:28 pm | |
| Granted, but your owners never feed you.
I wish Slenderman was real. | |
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Etreo Runner
Posts : 959 Current Win Points : 261 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 26 Location : England
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:49 pm | |
| Granted. This one doesn't need corrupting, it's doomed anyway.
I wish that I had the musical talents of Madeon. | |
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goomba771 Watched
Posts : 226 Current Win Points : 88 Join date : 2012-06-08 Age : 24 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:54 pm | |
| - Etreo wrote:
- This one doesn't need corrupting, it's doomed anyway.
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NearTheEnd Blackout
Posts : 541 Current Win Points : 217 Join date : 2011-10-01 Age : 29 Location : Cat Planet
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:18 pm | |
| I wish my cold would go away. | |
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goomba771 Watched
Posts : 226 Current Win Points : 88 Join date : 2012-06-08 Age : 24 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:20 pm | |
| Granted, but now you have cancer.
I wish my series was #1
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NearTheEnd Blackout
Posts : 541 Current Win Points : 217 Join date : 2011-10-01 Age : 29 Location : Cat Planet
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:23 pm | |
| I wish Goomba would post a wish so I can crush his dreams because I'm awful like that. | |
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TailsFoxy Slendervet
Posts : 1340 Current Win Points : 424 Join date : 2012-04-24 Age : 35 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:31 pm | |
| - NearTheEnd wrote:
- I wish Goomba would post a wish so I can crush his dreams because I'm awful like that.
Granted, but his wish is that you kill 100 cute kittens with your bare hands. I wish that i wouldn´t have to stay up all night to talk to people from all over the world because of stupid timezones >.< | |
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NearTheEnd Blackout
Posts : 541 Current Win Points : 217 Join date : 2011-10-01 Age : 29 Location : Cat Planet
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:51 am | |
| Granted, but that's because they're all dead now.
I wish Subway had a drive-thru. | |
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River Song Watched
Posts : 208 Current Win Points : 67 Join date : 2011-11-22 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:02 am | |
| Granted, they now always get one thing wrong with drive-thru orders, and it's always the one thing you want most of all.
I wish that my job contract hadn't ended today =/ (seasonal work, alas)
(I'm gonna answer Goomba's wish from earlier, too- Granted, you are now the most popular slenderverse creator and the fangirls accidentally trample you) | |
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TailsFoxy Slendervet
Posts : 1340 Current Win Points : 424 Join date : 2012-04-24 Age : 35 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:22 am | |
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Anateus Anxious
Posts : 95 Current Win Points : 70 Join date : 2013-01-27 Age : 26 Location : Sector-19
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:23 am | |
| I wish for an un corruptable wish | |
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River Song Watched
Posts : 208 Current Win Points : 67 Join date : 2011-11-22 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:50 am | |
| - Anateus wrote:
- I wish for an un corruptable wish
Granted. It's so boring, no one cares enough to corrupt it. And I'll just repeat my wish from earlier that didn't get answered, because it's oh so corruptible:I wish that my job contract hadn't ended today =/ (seasonal work, alas) | |
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AlkerStay Observer
Posts : 117 Current Win Points : 30 Join date : 2013-01-14 Age : 25 Location : watching you from inside your closet
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:31 am | |
| i wish i had the courage to ask someone out since its valentines day soon | |
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sethlapod555 Survivor
Posts : 1844 Current Win Points : 708 Join date : 2011-09-09 Age : 27 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:27 am | |
| - River Song wrote:
- Anateus wrote:
- I wish for an un corruptable wish
Granted. It's so boring, no one cares enough to corrupt it.
And I'll just repeat my wish from earlier that didn't get answered, because it's oh so corruptible:I wish that my job contract hadn't ended today =/ (seasonal work, alas) (I'm gonna feel bad for screwing up this wish.) Granted, but your salary is halved. - AlkerStay wrote:
- i wish i had the courage to ask someone out since its valentines day soon
Granted, but you pass out in the middle of it and wake up in the hospital with no recollection of the events that happened prior. I wish that I would find out why I feel so sick today. | |
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Etreo Runner
Posts : 959 Current Win Points : 261 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 26 Location : England
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:38 am | |
| Granted, but its a rare life threatening disease that only manifests itself when you learn you have it.
I wish I didn't have so much coursework. | |
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sethlapod555 Survivor
Posts : 1844 Current Win Points : 708 Join date : 2011-09-09 Age : 27 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:49 am | |
| - Etreo wrote:
- Granted, but its a rare life threatening disease that only manifests itself when you learn you have it.
I wish I didn't have so much coursework. Granted, but now there's no lunch period and added minutes to your regular classes. I wish sweet potato fries were sweeter. | |
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spawn250 Anxious
Posts : 63 Current Win Points : 26 Join date : 2013-01-26 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:21 pm | |
| Granted, but they now give you cancer. I wish I could come up with a good wish. | |
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sethlapod555 Survivor
Posts : 1844 Current Win Points : 708 Join date : 2011-09-09 Age : 27 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:50 pm | |
| - spawn250 wrote:
- I wish I could come up with a good wish.
Granted, but now you forgot what it was. I wish I was better at Spanish class. | |
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Etreo Runner
Posts : 959 Current Win Points : 261 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 26 Location : England
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:21 pm | |
| - sethlapod555 wrote:
- I wish I was better at Spanish class.
Granted, but you're so good that the Spanish take you in as one of their own. After spiriting you away from your home in the middle of the night, they dump you in the middle of the royal palace. You wake up a few hours later where you have a highly involuntary make-out sesh with the monarch, who abdicates declaring you his successor. You are forced to have all his heirs assassinated to prevent revolutions, and their deaths weigh heavily on your conscience. One day, your advisers pressure you in to sending an Armada to attack Florida. The Armada is a miserable failure, and only kills your family and the Spanish Navy. The Americans declare WW3, and invade Spain within 5 years of strategic nuclear warfare. When you surrender, American troops storm your palace, amputate your left leg and beat you to death with it. You are then paraded around the streets of Spain with American soldiers jeering and throwing plastic spoons at your corpse. History forever remembers you as King Steven the Meany, and Spain ceases to be a country, instead being claimed as an overseas territory for the Vatican, where former Popes, Cardinals and Archbishops can build outlandishly large holiday villas without the need for planning permission. I wish that my back wasn't aching. | |
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sethlapod555 Survivor
Posts : 1844 Current Win Points : 708 Join date : 2011-09-09 Age : 27 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:29 pm | |
| - Etreo wrote:
- sethlapod555 wrote:
- I wish I was better at Spanish class.
Granted, but you're so good that the Spanish take you in as one of their own. After spiriting you away from your home in the middle of the night, they dump you in the middle of the royal palace. You wake up a few hours later where you have a highly involuntary make-out sesh with the monarch, who abdicates declaring you his successor. You are forced to have all his heirs assassinated to prevent revolutions, and their deaths weigh heavily on your conscience. One day, your advisers pressure you in to sending an Armada to attack Florida. The Armada is a miserable failure, and only kills your family and the Spanish Navy. The Americans declare WW3, and invade Spain within 5 years of strategic nuclear warfare. When you surrender, American troops storm your palace, amputate your left leg and beat you to death with it. You are then paraded around the streets of Spain with American soldiers jeering and throwing plastic spoons at your corpse. History forever remembers you as King Steven the Meany, and Spain ceases to be a country, instead being claimed as an overseas territory for the Vatican, where former Popes, Cardinals and Archbishops can build outlandishly large holiday villas without the need for planning permission.
I wish that my back wasn't aching. I am absolutely dead. Oh my God. Granted, but now every other part of your body aches intensely, causing you to amputate each one with your own teeth and giving them to the children in China to play with. I wish I wasn't so hungry. | |
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spawn250 Anxious
Posts : 63 Current Win Points : 26 Join date : 2013-01-26 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:11 pm | |
| Granted, you no longer feel hungry but anything you eat or drink makes you have intense diarrhea I wish that I didn't have to do insanity for gym | |
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sethlapod555 Survivor
Posts : 1844 Current Win Points : 708 Join date : 2011-09-09 Age : 27 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Thread Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:30 pm | |
| - spawn250 wrote:
- Granted, you no longer feel hungry but anything you eat or drink makes you have intense diarrhea
I wish that I didn't have to do insanity for gym Granted, but instead you actually go insane. I wish that Peter Pan would come out in theaters again. | |
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