The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but it's veggie pizza.

I wish I had friends.

Granted, but they don't live in the same country as you.

I wish to be able to catch a duck without it crapping on me.

Granted, but now it pisses on you.

I wish for a Marble Hornets entry with action.

Granted, but now all the characters have been replaced by really bad actors.

I wish I could beat more video games.

Granted, but now you have no life.

I wish I could see the Pyramids.

Granted, but as it turns out, you were just looking at a toblerone and got confused.

I wish I had a Chocolate bar.

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish it would snow here more.

Granted, but the snow is acidic and eats the flash off your bones.

I wish I had a pet pterodactyl.

Granted, but it kills and eats you.

I wish I had money.

Granted, but it`s conterfit and you get arrested and charged with fraud.

I wish that I could corrupt another wish.

Granted, but the wish is really hard to corrupt.

I wish for an airplane.

granted, but it's only a paper airplane.

I wish to have better looking hair.

you do, it's a wig

I wish I had a GF

P.S. I"m a back !

Welcome back

Wish granted but she is a She-Male!

I would love to have a unicorn

Granted, but it hates you and runs away, and you never see it again.

I wish I had a tall cool glass of iced tea.

Granted, But the ice is frozen sulphuric acid and it burns your throat.

I wish I could find the tv remote I lost.

Granted

But its out of battery's

I would like to be inside Tim's Brain

Granted but when Tim gets a headache (which is a lot of the time) you feel the pain too

I wish I looked exactly like robert plant when he was younger

Granted but you turn bold right away

I wish for a pet Rake

Granted, but it's the type of rake you use for gardening.

I wish for a private jet to use for vacations.

Granted but the engine explodes

I want a house made of glass.

Granted but somebody smashes it while you're asleep inside.

I want a teleporter.

Granted but it teleports you directly inside a star.

I wish for a wish that is un-corruptible!

Granted.

But sadly that wish was for you to be banished to a small uninhabited island.

Granted

In the absents of a wish, all of the super models you would hav wished for have been given to me.

I wish for a genie and a lawyer.