The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but then the of's leader, In, shows up and sucks you into a black abyss.

I wish there were more vowels in the alphabet.

Granted, but sadly there are no more nouns

 I wish that your wish would be granted.

Granted, but then there would be no more nouns.
I wish that I could watch some lightning today.

Granted, but you get struck and then you fall into a deep sleep. Meanwhile you get millions of hits on Youtube from a security camera's footage. But you will never experience the fame. *Tear*

I wish we could Find OUT WHO HOODY IS!!!!!!!

Granted, but you find out by spoilers, hence ruining the moment when it actually happens.

I wish I did not have such a large gut.

Granted, but now you have an overly large butt.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

Granted, you become a sardine. 

I wish I had a million dollars!

Granted. It's Monopoly money.

I wish everybody could be cool, man

Now that everybody's cool, you're not. And you get laughed at for being the only uncool person on Earth.

I wish the sea was warmer.

Granted, but now it is infested with poop and has been sealed off.

I wish for a pet snake.

Granted, but it swallows you whole.

I wish more original ideas were used in Hollywood movies.

Granted, But they all involve dumb blondes..

I wish I had a puppy X3

Granted, but it's missing it's back legs.

I wish Slenderman existed.

Granted, but he kills you the minute he is alive

I wish that CreepyPastas weren't so frilly!

Granted, but now they all give you horribly vivid nightmares and hallucinations.

I wish I could draw well.

Granted, but the pictures are all of fat old ladys

I wish I was Finn from Adventure Time...

Granted, but because you're in a different world you lose all of your friends and family.

I wish I had a pygmy jerboa.

Granted..but it likes to eat your toes..then your fingers..then the rest

(I like the sound of being finn..so..thats a fail corruption..XD)

I want a boat...

Granted, but it sinks within a few days, leaving you adrift in the sea.

I wish my anxiety would go away.

Granted, but your now consumed with paranoia...

I want a brand new PC

Granted, but it's a brand new Windows 2000.

I wish Justin Bieber would hang himself.

Granted, but he haunts your dreams forever..with his songs...

I want to be a pie! (asdf movie..XD)

Grantred, But I'm eating you now..

I want to go to the moon when I grow up

Granted, but you run out of oxygen before you get back to your ship.

I wish Westboro Baptist Church would be burned down.

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