The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but someone in the world who considers you an asshole made the same wish, so you died as well.
I wish I could have a cat.

Granted, but the kitty turns into slenderman and he eats you alive.

I wish that I hadn't tried to kill somebody in fifth grade in a fit of rage.

Granted. But it turns out that scare in the fifth grade scared him into being a good person. Now because he didn't go through that, he's a wild, parying, drug addicted thief and murder accomplice.

I wish I could tell my parents who/what I really am and they would accept me.

Granted, but then the world ends.
I wish I knew what you were freakin talking about.

Granted (me being a lesbian and my entire family being religious and EXTREEMELY anti-gay, and basically anti-anyone-who's-different-or-anyone-who-doesn't-believe-what-they-believe-in) but now you suddenly think of a story that is so sad, you can't stop crying. Your room completely floods and you drown in your own tears.

I wish the mobile version of this site worked properly so that I could see if I have any messages in my inbox.

RainbowNeko wrote:

Granted (me being a lesbian and my entire family being religious and EXTREEMELY anti-gay, and basically anti-anyone-who's-different-or-anyone-who-doesn't-believe-what-they-believe-in)

Look, I'm not trying to be rude here, but ever single thread I've seen you post on so far you've made, in some way, relate back to your sexuality. I'm not homophobic, hell, I'm bisexual myself, but the fact that you won't stop talking about your sexuality is driving me nuts, and it's making it harder for me to enjoy these forums. Sorry if I offended you, someone you know, or another user of these forums, but I felt like I needed to say something.

Sorry, this time I was only answering/granting his wish. I admit I could have answered differently as that, although it is the main reason, is not the only reason. I appologise, I didn't really notice it, but I'll try to stop.

It's ok.

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I wish I wasn't always alone.

Granted.

Sadly you are now followed eternally by a ghoulish entity that shrieks horribly when you try to relax and cannot be seen by anyone else. It whispers in sinister tones at night, jumps out at you, and does obscene things to everyone you meet.

You cannot be rid of it ever.

I wish communism had been embraced by non-corrupt political leaders and implemented as it was originally intended.

Granted, but eventually the political people were corrupted, and they found out you had made that wish and got angry, so they built a time snatcher and snatched you and now they torture you for all of your existence. Paradox.
I wish that my soul was no longer empty.

Granted, but it's been filled with part of voldamort's soul and as a side effect your nose falls off and snakes won't leave you alone.

I wish the regular version of this site popped up on my iPad instead of the stupid mobile version so I could navigate the site easier and check my inbox

Granted, but it still double posts.
I wish I was people didn't believe I such things as perfect lives.

Granted not sure what your saying, What I think your saying is you wish people didn't believe in such things as perfect lives.
SO granted, but now everyone kills them selves because their lives are so shitty.

Granted,
The wish you could have made no is mine, so I will make TWO wishes.
I wish someone did like you alkerstay.
I wish to kill half the populace of the human race.

Wish 1: Granted, I'm not sure exactly what you were asking so I'll go with what I assume you were asking. He is now liked by everyone, but people obsess over him and steal all of his stuff, including cutting off and taking his hair while he sleeps.

Wish 2: Granted, but the half of the human population that died off were almost all females and the population worldwide is now 99% male and only 1% female. Since there are so few females left that the world is now going through a population regeneration crisis and people are dying 98 times faster than people are being born. The world is thrown in to utter chaos as men/countries start thinking of women as a necessary supply (like food and water) and start going to war with each other to gain all the women of another country. Women are now back to being treated like property and have absolutely no rights anywhere in the world.

I wish they would stop stretching the Naruto Series out. It's basically nothing but filler episodes now and it's no good anymore.

Granted, but now the show goes to fast and ends. Or something, I don't watch naruto. I just watch some anime at random times, like yu yu hakusho. That's anime right?

Anyway, I wish that I could finish righting my story so I could send it to the publisher.

Granted, but you rush through trying to finish it and make a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes and so the publishing company rejects it.

I wish I would have done my homework throuought the year instead of being lazy so I would have good (or even just passing in my AP environmental science class' case) grades and not be so stressed out.

Granted, but then you only finished one piece of homework because for some reason a man kidnapped you and put you in his basement and chained you to the table and raped you and beat you.
After two weeks you were rescued. You then had a child.

I wish I hadn't had to do that because I couldn't think of anything else.
My real wish is that I was isolated again, that's what I need.

Spoiler:

Granted, but the you get way to lonely being isolated.

I wish for some delicious ice cream.

Granted, but there are pieces of a credit card in there. Bon appetite.

I wish I wasn't so disturbing.
Scratch that. I wish I was more like the things screaming in my head.

Granted, but the voices are screaming Justin Bieber lyrics.

I wish I didn't hate coffee.

Granted, but now coffee is continuously pouring down your throat, and not only do you drown from axphyating, you also have the muscle in your throat burned away.

I wish I could show you my pictures.

Granted, but we hate them.

I wish I had a stick.

Granted, but it's a bad kind of stick.
I wish I knew why people think there is such a thing a sanity.