The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but all of the creators from the last game are gone and replaced with new ones.

I wish I could be Slenderman for a day.

Granted, But you are slain by an iron wielding mob

 I wish mine turtles where real..

Granted, but you step on one and get blown up.

I wish everything I did met with a positive reaction from everyone that experienced it.

Granted, you die and everyone is happy...XD

I want to be Pikachu from Pokémon!

Granted, Scientist find you and dissect you for research.

I wish that I had a burger right now....

Granted..but its all horse meat

I want to learn how to make anime!

Granted, but it get destroyed in a fire.
I wish to eat some delicious peking duck.

Granted, but you get it undercooked...

I want to be a gentleman dino like you!

Granted, Ingen comes and locks you away in an underground facility. 

I wish everyone could be as classy as me.

Granted, but there all exact copies of you

I want to be SCP 173!

Granted, but you're faced with the real SCP-173 and forced to stare at him forever.

I wish they would make another season for Superjail.

Granted, but it's never aired on TV.

I wish I had a muffin button.

Granted, but you end up eating the muffin  button within an hour.

I wish sunlight could charge phone batteries.

Granted, but the battery eventually explodes from the heat..

I wish they'd make better Family Guy episodes

Granted, but they all end with peter making a retarded noise.

I wish I cold be the rake for a day!

Granted but when you change back you are arrested for the horrors you committed

I wish that I could get round to planning my slenderman series some more

Granted, but while I am the rake..I destroy your footage..and you XD

(uh..XD again..for the fact that I used my wish against you..)

I want to make a successful Roleplay! on here

Granted, but all the members love it so much that they sacrifice you to the Gods because you are to valuable to the heavens to be on this mortal Earth (Didn't see that coming)

I wish that I COULD find the end of a rainbow.

Granted..but the unicron at the end kicks you into the pot of gold where a leprechaun swift kicks your face off..(dafuq?..)

I wish I could be a giant!

Granted, but you are attacked by the U.S. military and turned into fast food burgers.

I wish my band, Cosmic Departure, would become FAMOUS! 

Granted, but my sister is the only fan...just making hundreds of accounts to say how cool you are. (I do like your band too btw XD)

I want to be The Classy One!

Granted, but only for exactly one second.
I wish Dragons were real.

Granted, but you get BRUNED biatch!...(XD)

I want everyone to look at my slender forum!

Granted, but the forum contains a severe virus on it and anybody who attemps to visit get infected.

I wish for some pink lemonade

(oh god..my forum!...uh..would you be willing to see the forum?..)

Granted, but the pink comes from shrimps skin..

I want to be an egg..in a dumpster...