The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, they start a new roleplay.

I wish that I could see the truth.

Granted,the truth is hats.

I wish I could tame the rake.

Granted but you can only get 8.

I wish that I could met one of the creators of the big three (MH,EMH & TT).

Granted
 you meet Troy Wagner but you were roofied so you can't even remember that it happened.

I wish I had a working deathnote.

Granted but you accidently lost it.

I wish that steam summer sale went on longer.

Granted, but you lose all your money on games.

I wish we lived in a utopistic society.

Granted,Godzilla comes and destroys it.

I wish that I could vist Innsmouth.

Granted, but you accidentally trigger the events that lead to the apocalypse.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time whenever I want.

Granted but whenever you freeze time you get extremely cold 

I wish for a water slide into my bath tub!

Granted but it's too small for you.

I wish that I had majora's mask.

Granted, but some wants it more and takes it. SUCKS

I wish for a new MAC

Granted.you get a Macintosh 128K for your birthday.

I wish that Whispered Faith was more popular.

Granted. It becomes bigger than Marble Hornets. But rabid fans tear the guy that makes it apart at a convention appearance.

I wish that people were more open-minded.

Granted. All of their heads explode.

I wish that it was raining tacos.

Granted.They are rotten although.

I wish that EMH uploads a new video soon.

Granted. It sucks.

I wish I was God.

Granted but the only thing you can do is put peoples faces on comets.

I wish H.P Lovecraft was more famous.

Granted, but he dies when he becomes too famous..

I want Doctor Who to come back!

Granted..but it's very quircky and makes no sense

I want to be the REAL slenderman

Granted, but everyone laughs at you

I want to be Jeff...

Granted but you work in a diner instead of killing people.

I wish did make a game that allows to you play through the events that happened in the BEN Drowned videos.

Granted but those games start to spread BEN's influence.

I wish I had better social skills.

Granted,  but your social skills get so good everyone wants to be around you, leading to you having a ton of 'false friends' and eventually dying alone.

I wish I could travel around space in a faster-than-light luxury spaceship along with several other people and lots of food and water.

Granted.It crashes on a unknown planet and no help arrives.


I wish there was more decent creepypastas out there.