The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted, but YOU CAN'T BUY ME LOVE (Beatles reference, for those with no taste)

 I wish I would find my library card.

//got the reference :3\\

Granted, but it is MADE OF CHESSE! >:L

I want a normal dog again!

Granted, but he is SO NORMAL that the United Nations makes the decision to dissect him to see why he is so normal.

I wish for a tic tac.

Granted, but it's secretly a governmental experiment of a mini grenande

I want my FLIPPIN DOG BACK NOW!

Granted but it's made out of lego.

I wish when it plays song of unhealing when I'm surrounded by people (because my name is Ben).

Granted but it is only the itunes preview

I wish that I could own a state called Turtletis

Granted, but it gets destroyed by an earthquake.

I wish to eat some crab.

Granted but it is still ALIVE AHHHHHHHHH

I wish I could ride a narwhal

Granted, but it refuses to be obedient in the middle of the ocean and leaves you there.

I wish I could be more productive.

Granted, you become productive but only at being counterproductive.

I wish to see Neptune.

Granted but you never make back to Earth.

I wish I had the power to awaken Cthulhu.

Granted, an he immideately eats you.
I wish for more rain.

Spoiler:

Granted but you ended up being drowned by it.

I wish I could haunt games.

Granted, you now haunt boardgames.

I wish I could win Scrabble.

Granted but it's junior scrabble.

I wish I can meet a creepypasta character.

Granted, you meet Oiram, Ishoy, Reswob, Igiul and Hcaep Ssecnirp, five of the worst thought up characters of all time.

I wish I could make a decent creepypasta.

Granted but it's a Jeff the killer rip-off.

I wish that I would wear more hats.

Granted, but they are all made of poop.

I wish That i could go swimming.

Granted but it's the same place that BEN drowned.

I wish I was a creepypasta monster.

Granted, you are phone.

I wish I knew where I dropped that quarter.

Granted,it turns out that it's in a landfill fulled with realistic fake quarters.

I wish I did own a haunted video game.

Granted, it is Sonic.exe

I wish retsupurae release a new video soon.

Granted,it's a farewell video.

I wish I owed a elegy of emptiness.

Granted, you owe it to me.

I wish for a small hurricane season this year.

Granted, it is so small that it only effects the cast of 'A Bugs Life'

I wish people wouldn't join Roleplays and then never participate.............