The Corrupt a Wish Thread

Granted. Your head explodes, relieving your pain but also killing you.

I wish my legs were not sunburnt.

Granted, but they get cut off in a horrid accident relieving you of the sunburns.

I wish my crush was in love with me.

Granted, but after you get three weeks with her, some other girl crushes on you, and your girlfriend gets so jealous she kills you to keep you for herself.

I wish you would all shut up and leave me the fuck alone.

Granted, but then you are driven mad by all the silence.

I wish my webcam didn't get a virus .

Granted, now your entire computer does.

I wish I had a turtle.

Granted, but it dies as soon as you bring it home.

I wish to see a tornado in person.

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish I wasn't so skinny.

Granted, but now you are so morbidly obese that you can't even walk.

I wish I could lose some weight.

Granted. Your head is sliced off in a car accident. Heads weigh quite a lot.

I wish I could mind control people.

Granted. However, the power is not that powerful and requires a long period of rest between uses. Also sometimes those who you are mind-controlling can obtain that same ability for a short while.

I wish I had some money.

Pffff,

Turns out that money is from the suffering workers in China who are unable to afford food for themselves never mind there children.. Sick son of a B***H



I wish I was a real wizard like Michael J fox

Granted, but you end up destroying the universe in an attempt to clean your socks with magic.

I wish my life wasn't boring.

Granted, but you become so outgoing that you end up doing everythig, and then you end up bored again.

I wish I had socks worth $1,000,000.

Granted, but your mom spills coffee on them, staining them and making them completely worthless.

I wish someone would hire me for a part-time job.

Granted, except your part-time job is to kill people of high authority.

I wish I could see in the dark.

Granted, but now you can't go out into the sunlight because your eyes are to sensitive and you can't handle that much light.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but it claws your eyes out.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's overly attached and has to know what you're doing all the time.

I wish school was over.

Granted, but you end up being so bored you wish school starts again.

I wish TribeTwelve, DarkHarvest and EverymanHYBRID do an ultimate crossover episode which ends up concluding all 3 of the series.

Granted. Unfortunately it's really poor because none of them wanted to go in the same direction and they make an awful compromise that leaves everyone dissatisfied.

I wish Slenderman was real.

Granted, but he ends up stalking ypur family.

I wish I had more time.

Granted. Unfortunately your time is spent in a prison after you are convicted of a murder you did not commit.

I will grant your non-existant wish, but something bad will happen the next time you eat fish.

I wish for 500 more posts.

Spoiler:

Granted, but you can only post your messages 1 letter at a time.

I wish I would definitely pass my Japanese exam tomorrow.

Granted, but it turns out Japan has abolished the Japanese language.

I wish to go basejumping.