Creepypasta Training

The past few days, I've been rather sick and ill again. Curse my low immune system and my stomach's lack of ability to function properly, but as I was sitting in bed, I really kinda came up with this awesome.... "idea"... for a possible short book. A book of survival - the "survival techniques" on how a teenagers to young adults can survive the world.

But it'd not be just some simple 'Be careful of strangers' sort of book, but one revolving on surviving creepy-pasta mythos creatures and mythological creatures in general.

Think about it - a book on small tips and tricks on avoiding Slenderman, how to repel The Rake, how to defend against BoB, or out-smart Eyeless Jack or out-do Jeff the Killer. Possible learn how to stealth past the Pocket and Miss Molly. How to trick Freaky Fred and live to tell the tale.

All sorts of tips, information, and the original stories themselves in a book that has guidelines to how one can possibly go about living a semi-normal life in a world of creepypasta's and dangers beneath your bed and the shadows in your forests.

Obviously some Mythos ideas would work and others would not, but you guys get the idea. What do you think?

This is a very unique idea; I like it. Would this be something that you yourself would be writing? Or would you like us to collaborate?

Well, if I ended up doing something and actually following the idea, if I could get a lot of people to collaborate and put forth their ideas to help with it - that'd be awesome.

Well, if you go forth with the idea (which I highly recommend), I would be happy to help with anything you need me to!

This is something that, if done right, can be awesome. Keep in mind that there are certain Pastas that, if encountered, are inescapable. *cough*zalgo*cough*

On the other hand, it sounds a bit like the Creepy Pasta Profiles on the Creepypasta Wiki. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pasta_Profiles

Oh my god, this is a genius idea. I'm happy to help with anything!

That would be awesome. I really might take this up when things settle down in my corner of the world.

I'd be glad to contribute my knowledge of The Sickness.

Awesome. :'D

I could get in on this. Sounds like a seriously awesome and fun idea!