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Jane And Jeff
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| Subject: Re: The 3-words-story  Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:45 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying | |
| | | | awkwardraptor
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:53 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the | |
| | | | JustinDGBZ
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:25 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman. | |
| | | | `MissAcidBunny`
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:27 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know | |
| | | | JustinDGBZ
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:53 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:08 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay | |
| | | | JustinDGBZ
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:10 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay | |
| | | | `MissAcidBunny`
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:48 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:54 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:54 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) [b style="font-size: 1.2em;"] JustinDGBZ[/b]Anxious Posts: 87 Current Win Points: 49 Join date: 2013-05-28 Age: 19   // | ' + string + " | |
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| | | | awkwardraptor
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:36 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu | |
| | | | Chieftain1
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:02 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the | |
| | | | BlueMarble
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:15 am | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:28 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave | |
| | | | MrCreepyPasta
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:00 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:27 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in | |
| | | | MrCreepyPasta
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:59 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:56 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:09 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. ShadowTurtleInc is amazing | |
| | | | JustinDGBZ
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:01 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. ShadowTurtleInc is amazing at being classy. | |
| | | | DestroyerOfWorlds
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:02 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. ShadowTurtleInc is amazing at being classy but secretly licks | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:34 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. ShadowTurtleInc is amazing at being classy but secretly licks slimy, phallic shaped | |
| | | | Jane And Jeff
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:36 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. ShadowTurtleInc is amazing at being classy but secretly licks slimy, phallic shaped Cheetos the Gabe | |
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:40 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. ShadowTurtleInc is amazing at being classy but secretly licks slimy, phallic shaped Cheetos that Gabe eats, which caused | |
| | | | MrCreepyPasta
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| | Subject: Re: The 3-words-story Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:55 pm | |
| Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.
I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when my sonic screwdriver goes all haywire, my pants grow smaller every day. So does my brain. So then Gabe Newell walked in a booth of beautiful flowers covered in chocolate. Gabe decided to gloriously eat some big and giant, slimy, phallic shaped cheetos. They were something that caused me to barf, because they caused massive terrifying hallucinations.
Suddenly, Slenderman appeared and then caused the end of Belgium during the beginning of WW3. The war caused five socks and two turtle doves to explode gloriously. Slenderman then made pancakes in a frying pan and toothbrush in the living room while Gabe Newell watches. Gabe found Slenderman listening to the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style, but Half Life 3 will never come to Belgium in bulk. Gabe Newell enters the room and says, "Yo." Randy Jackson then rips off his mouth for taking huge amounts of Half Life 3 brand sugar cookies when Tommy Wiseau says "Oh hi, Mark! Where is the fat juicy Cheetos that Gabe ate?" Mark replied, "His stomach, obviously." Cthulhu was displeased with that answer and tried to explain to them that Tommy was an alien from FudgeLand. He then went on a tirade of rampent for the steam parade that would blow up Russia. Gabe looks at Mark and pops the question "Will you refrain from chewing on my veiny rock solid virgin mary teacup?" This then caused Cthulhu and Tommy to explode into big puffy rainbows. Gabe then shouts, "I have never seen such a rocket launcher fulled with my greasy cats of chairs, since HL3 was officially canceled by my fluffy friend Pikachu Octopus McMahon. Pikachu then slams Andre The Giant into the wall of horrible doom and sighs saying "Ha Ha Ha".
Did I forget to mention about how huge my pet cock (chicken) is? It wakes me early in the morning when I take a weewee on my big sexy Slenderman's face. I do presume that I like big slippery dirt pancakes on Sunday. I will admit that this story is very rainbowish and very random. Veiny tea bags are full of delicious green mold I can confirm that mold is green and pink makes me vomit in Rainbow Dashes furry rump. I said "Hey Cthulhu and Tommy, you're getting married but who was phone?" Cthulu replied "SCP-096 was phone, my engagement ring is missing because Stone Cold said "Balloons are the worst." And then a skeleton popped out and scared Mark. Mark cried like a man and then Gaben, Gabe's evil twin Nebag comes to say hello, but Cthulhu finds a copy of HL3.Deadpool begins to bleed hyperealstic blood. I have never seen such a beautiful sight. I run up to Gabe, Nebag and Cthulhu while playing Final Fantasy X-2 and the song "Hammer Smashed Face". After bleeding hyperealstic cheddar cheese sauce,Tommy runs to the emergency room to buy the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray and then Zalgo fell down drunk while Gaben and Nebag and Gabe chased Mark and Tommy and Cthulhu and Deadpool and Charles out the house. The AND was capitalized because it was sick as in cool beer. Zalgo kicks back and relaxes to enjoy the silence. After that burgers went flying out of the massively tall Slenderman.
Now I know that JustinDGBZ is a rather gay but not gay but truly gay but isn't gay (though very gay) and then Cthulhu kicks down the flying fuck which no one gave into Gabe's HL3 dev team in his secret hole of heterosexual straightness. ShadowTurtleInc is amazing at being classy but secretly licks slimy, phallic shaped Cheetos that Gabe eats, which caused DestroyerOfWorlds rainbow squirts. | |
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