Homestuck discussion thread *Spoilers*

Bro is a Rainbow Dash fan.

The world is now a better place.

I can see Dirk more than I can see Roxy, but then I'm from the south, and when you say Roxy in a sounthern accent it sounds slutty (who knows, maybe that was the idea).

On a more recent note: I literally jumped up and down in a throughly embarsing manner laughing out loud when I saw the BARK journal.

Also, so I'm covering all the bases: I kind of like what Hussies doing with the blackout, and it was a clever transition into it as well.

MadameMiz wrote:

I refuse to aknowlege him as Dirk. Just... no. I just cannot see him as a Dirk.

Also, Bro confirmed for Prince of Void and Roxy for Rogue of Heart, awyeah.

Is it bad that this is the only thread I ever comment on here anymore?

Dude what
No, it's Prince of Heart and Rogue of Void.
And Dirk is a hella sweet name.

UPDATE:
I started squealing as soon as I saw LOPAH mixed with LOLCAT.
And then I saw god-tier Karkat.
Fuck the what?

Ha ha, oh yeah!
He left the pupils in the first time around, didn't he?

Yup. =P He fixed the eyes, but he still didn't give Karkat his wings...

Also, I realized that this references something from a while ago. In one of the pesterlogs between Nepeta and Jaspersprite, Nepeta was talking about her unrequited affection for Karkat, and eventually this was said:

Quote :

JASPERSPRITE: Thats my story and thats why i think theres always hope even if you die.
AC: :33 < so, youre saying that maybe i will have to die to get to be with him?
JASPERSPRITE: Yes maybe. :3

Prophecy fulfilled! =D

Roxy wrote:

TG: you gonna go after me again
TG: get on your hornse
TG: galloop me home like prince charming back to swoon kingdong
TG: *OOOMG blushblushbluh

He's the freaking Prince of heart, of course that's what he's going to do!

Dirk wrote:

TT: No.

Oh...

No update today, just Tumblr doodles.

What the Hell, Hussie, I want my 100 pages per day.

Jane, y u such a ding-dong?! ALSO, JANE, Y U SO LIKE MYSELF?

All I can really think about is how cool Spade's sword looks.

Wait guys! I just remembered!
Jane has been brainwashed all her life by Betty Crocker, telling her not to reproduce! Maybe this could be part of the reason why she is being so unreasonably bashful?

Possibly, but I still think it's more likely a case of teenage shyness.

This is the best picture ever of all time.

I think it's a case of "HOLY COW CUTE GUY ASKING ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM HE WANTS ANSWER NOW WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO SAY AM I GOING TO TELL HIM OR AM I GOING TO BE A BETTY'S GIRL FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME ACK LET'S LET MY FINGERS DO THE TALKING AND HOPEFULLY MY FEARS WON'T TAKE OVER OH CRAP THEY DID NOW I REGRET TELLING HIM A LIE BUT NOW HE WON'T LISTEN AND HE THINKS I JUST THINK OF HIM AS A FRIEND OH FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP HE'S GOING TO GO ASK DIRK OUT AND MAKE ADVENTURE BABIES OUT INTO THE SUNSET CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP I AM SUCH A STUPID DERP".

GUYS.
HEY GUYS.
GUYS LISTEN.
YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO PLAYED RUFIO IN THE MOVIE "HOOK"?
HE'S READING HOMESTUCK.
(That's what the "Hello Dante" thing is about.)

nelsonizzy wrote:

GUYS.
HEY GUYS.
GUYS LISTEN.
YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO PLAYED RUFIO IN THE MOVIE "HOOK"?
HE'S READING HOMESTUCK.
(That's what the "Hello Dante" thing is about.)

DANTE BASCO READS HOMESTUCK?!!!! *Swoons* I love him so much. He also voiced Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender.

Edit: Getting close to being caught up, almost. there...

I don't think this has ever been mentioned here, but I just want to be sure and let you all know that Sollux has two dicks.

Thank you, have a nice day.

Mr. Jeebles wrote:

I don't think this has ever been mentioned here, but I just want to be sure and let you all know that Sollux has two dicks.

Thank you, have a nice day.

And he doesn't get all the ladies, why?

Avatar Satsuki wrote:

Mr. Jeebles wrote:

I don't think this has ever been mentioned here, but I just want to be sure and let you all know that Sollux has two dicks.

Thank you, have a nice day.

And he doesn't get all the ladies, why?

Because that's the norm for all trolls. One's used for caliginous relationships and the other is used for flushed relationships. Did you learn nothing from all those pages of exposition on troll romance?

(DANTE HAS CAUGHT UP COMPLETELY)
(APPARENTLY HE WASN'T READING THE PESTERLOGS DURING ACT 1)
(IT'S ALRIGHT THOUGH, HE WENT BACK TO DO THAT WHEN HE GOT TO ACT 2)

(PS: HE LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!)

UPDATE:
I don't know how I feel about this.
I guess it's cool that the ancestors are involved somehow?