A Game of Thrones of Breasts. (The Mr Fib RP.)

The Admiral quickly walks over to Nipple, pushes him to the ground and begins marking his territory. Another planet conquered in one day. Truly he is a hero.

NIPPLE consumes the juicy Wolverine urine lustily, then he stands once more, and lays all three of his HANDS on Zanderp's REDACTED.

"You are in the field of DREAMS my good sir. Now sirs and madam, if you would be so kind, follow me, and we will NIPPLE our way over to my master's TOWERING NIPPLE FORTRESS."




"Winter is coming." says Sean Bean.

Unfortunately for Lightningbolt, a small GRASS BORN DYSENTERY OLIVE scurries up his stream of urine, and secretes itself inside his ADMIRAL.


NEW STATUS EFFECT: "OH SON A OF A BIZNATCH THAT HURTS LIKE THUNDER!"

The Admiral screams in pain. Luckily he is next to a brand new space pickle. He quickly inhales the fumes and begins tasting the rainbow. The Admiral is tripping balls.

(PS: You also have dysentery.)

With his anus leaking an awful lot. The Admiral turns to Zanderp and cats ATOMIC BUGGERY.

Zanderp turns around in time to defend himself against the ATOMIC BUGGERY, by drawing his Analator 3000 on Pryex and fires.

Poni is horrified, wondering what the admiral is doing to her poor cat

The FORCE of ATOMIC BUGGERY meets Zanderp's Analator FULL ON!!!!

A AVALANCE of BUGGERY hit EVERYONE.

Well, maybe just Lightningbolt...

The ENSUING CATASTROPHE causes Lightningbolt's REDACTED to INVERT itself.

On the bright side the DYSENTERY OLIVE is gone, as in the DYSENTERY.

Zanderp's rectum suffers minor scarring.

Admiral Lightningbolt is now a Romance option for MALE SHEPARD!

LEVEL UP! ADMIRAL IS NOW GIRLY MAN!

Now that the Admiral is a woman she decides to do one thing. LESBIANISM! She immediatly jumps in Poni's pouch.

Poni is suddenly pounced upon by the admiral(ess?)
She feels violated. "Wait, what are you doing??" she yelps

The HANDSOME, and not at all PERVERTED narrator kicks back and enjoys the show, VOICES HIS SEVERE DISAPPROVAL AT THESE ACTIONS AND RELUCTANTLY PLUCKS THE GIRLY ADMIRAL FROM PONI'S POUCH.

Poni's GODMODE senses tingle as the womanly admiral is flung inexplicably off of her, landing sprawled out and twitching.

She hops up and dusts herself off (still going to need another shower though)
"That is the last time you violate me, sir..uh er.. ma'am."

NIPPLE the butler NIPPLES his NIPPLEY disapproval at these SHENANIGANS.

"Mhmm NIPPLE." he says.

He begins to walk away from the crowded RETARDS ADVENTURERS, pulling Zanderp after him.

Jonathan/Ylgul/Joe/Urg finally wakes up, and looks around.

"Okay seriously I've had weird days, but this is fucking weird. Someone please explain-"

He then notices that he is covered in semen, and blushes.

He wanders off to find a lake to bathe in.

Anicus came to a little later than the others, it appeared that The Admiral's asshole had severed his internet connection until this very moment. The Admiral will have to pay.

NIPPLE the BUTLER suddenly let's go of Zanderp's REDACTED, and LEAPS onto Anicus' head. He clutches at the DOUCHEBAG'S "head", and begins to SQUAWK

"WELL NIPPLE MY NUPPLEY NIPPLES, CAN IT BE...?"

Anicus mumbles inaudibly while Nipples chews on his head. Which brings up the question, where, exactly, is the head of a sentient douchebag? Disregard the fact that the douchebag has a penis and can expel gallons of semen at a time.

"sjdhgMAXksdjfhgkjdFUCKSlkjsagvilgbsdakjFRIEDgsdvlkfahsdCHICKENgvlahsd" bellowed a muffled Anicus.

The barley audible spell was cast from the douchebag wazard with NIPPLEs on his head.

Anicus cast HEAD ASPLODE.

Oh dear...

Anicus' head ASPLODES.
Nipple's legs ASPLODES.

Luckily for Anicus, he is a DOUCHBAG, in every sense of the word, so he doesn't really need a HEAD to live. But he, uh, can't SEE now.

And luckily for Nipple, he has THREE ARMS, so he can walk on TWO of them - but his GUTS are LEAKING, a bit.

Hrrmmm....

This could be problematic...

Anicus fumbles around blindly.

He tries to pull out his Pubic Hair trip mines but instead grabs his N Sync CD.

Anicus sets the N Sync CD on the floor and preps it to blow.

He cautiously backs away and hopes NIPPLES will eventually step on it.

Poni decides now would probably be a good time to scout out the surrounding areas and check for anything useful, or at least figure out where to go next. She gathers up her still soggy belongings (ugh) and wanders off in a random direction. She tells herself not to wander too far though, lest she get lost.

There is a blinding FLASH of RAINBOW light.

As it CLEARS, our heroes may see (except for Douche-boy) a tall MAN, in midnight blue robes, and a long TECHNI-COLOUR BEARD.

IT IS JAN THE WAZARD!

Everyone reacts in a suitable shocked MANNER, except for the Admiral, who is AFK.

*Hint, hint, nudge nudge*

Jonathan/Ylgul/Joe/Urg returns from bathing, sees Jan the Wizard, and convulses. After standing back up, he rushes over to the newcomer.

"WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE? WHO ARE YOU? YOU A REPUBLICAN? I HOPE SO, OR I'LL HAVE TO BLOW YOU TO BITS!"

The glorious Admiral returns from his three day AFK. He immediatly sees Jan and decides to hit the Urging idiot in the face.