The 3-words-story

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street.

Did you know that there are some
weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a
15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon.
That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them
all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started
moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling
to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a
pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out
of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in
on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his
foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus,
citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from
being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street.
It saved my

Did you know that there are some
weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a
15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon.
That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them
all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started
moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling
to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a
pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out
of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in
on NOT Half-Life 3, but PortalZero. Face palmed my face off with his
foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus,
citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from
being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street.
It saved my sorry little white

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked
in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved
my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked
in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved
my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked
in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved
my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss.

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond

with a bucket

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece