The 3-words-story

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint.

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs.

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored.

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast.

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants.

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I
found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house
over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron
Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain
boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing,

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid,
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious 
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is 
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating 
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a 
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his 
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am 
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears 
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, 
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then 
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's 
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that 
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

 I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus.

Did you know that there are some weird and actually quite delicious
underground shrimp that are as big a 15-pound carrot? I know this is 
accurate. I killed one. With a spoon. That battle was so invigorating 
that I decided that I should hunt them all day, everyday. Suddenly a 
green octopus turned up and started moonwalking until he broke his 
tentacle. "Ouch!" It was quite startling to hear, especially since I am 
used to octopi not screaming. So I took a pitchfork and stabbed my ears 
over and over. The blood was leaking out of my ears, but it was acid, 
burning my skin until Gabe Newell rode in on NOT Half-Life 3, but Portal
Zero. Face palmed my face off with his foot under a palm tree. Then 
Gabe Newell ate the non believer octopus, citing the passage from TF2's 
screenplay, which forbids all octopi from being a gay dude that 
moonwalks around in a bathsuit.

 I found this sock which is soaked in Gabe's toilet in the haunted house over on Princess Street. It saved my sorry little white Large Hadron Collider from getting destroyed by a tiny, tiny little man in rain boots, throwing around fishsticks like a Ninja-Boss. Fishsticks are made not from fish caught in the Fishstick fish pond with a bucket, but with a very tiny piece of dryer lint. I also own three hot dogs. My spaceship gets me around town when I'm bored. It is fast. My pet Slendy, knows I enjoy deep fried chicken dipped in Rake's little slender hands and a bucket of Slender spooge. I like trains, in my pants. they make me feel like dancing. You know, that when I dance, I dance badly like an octopus. But sometimes when